Well?
I always actually wondered who would win. I vote for gorilla.
Interesting, dunno, depends on luck I guess
The bear
Gorilla if it's surprise attack
If a bear can grab gorilla with his teeth then bear
Only thing that could kill a Gorilla is a human or a prey bird
gorilla can actually lift bear but my vote would still go for bear
Bear, not even a question.
Apart from black bears, every other bear will literally cut the gorilla in half with 1 swipe they are also faster then gorillas and pretty agile.
bears can climb trees too btw
I guess if anyone's gonna know anything about bears, it'll be a Russki.
white vs black?
Better question: a bear taught ninjutsu against a gorilla taught krav maga
He doesn't know anything. Our bears are bigger.
That’s a brown bear.
a grizzly would win in less than 10 seconds.
Nah
This is the most one sided fight ever, it's not even close
>Grizzly Bear
Ursus arctos horribilis
Up to 3m tall
Up to 690kg
10cm sharp claws
42 teeth including 8cm canines
Bite force up to 1500 newtons
Fast reflexes and enough accuracy to catch swimming fish
A natural predator
>Gorilla
Troglodytes gorilla
Up to 1.95m
Up to 300kg
No claws
32 teeth including 5cm canines
Bite force up to 1500 newtons
Doesn't catch fish, or chase prey, or fight wolves
A natural vegetarian
*hits the DMT pipe*
well you see the bear would win in a sensory deprivation tank
The largest known polar bear was from Alaska
It was 3.39m tall and 1,002kg
Yes Russian clay
I hate to say it but the Brazilian doesn't stand a chance
Most of it yes but the panhandle is obviously Canadian clay
Why do we still have these threads?
Bear almost always wins in a straight fight, barring absurd happenstances that would skew it in the Gorrila's favor. Meanwhile, arguably two Gorrila's would win if they were working together to try to kill the Grizzly, but at least one if not both would likely be mortally wounded before the Bear was incapacitated. Three Gorrila's working together would probably be a sure win, though again one or two are likely to be mortally wounded in the fight.
If you give the Gorilla a long and sturdy knife and teach him how to use it then it would be a more fair fight. Though in that situation I imagine that both the Grizzly and the Gorilla would probably sill kill each other, with the immediate "winner" likely dying shortly after the fight.
Giving the Gorilla a gun probably would arguably be less effective than a knife and would probably yield the same result.
Realistically neither of these animals would ever attempt to fight each other even if they were to cross paths, even assuming that one would aggressor against the other then the other would likely run far and fast enough that the aggressor would lose interest. Even in captivity it would take extreme circumstances to provoke a full on confrontation between the two animals.
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what if the gorilla was given copious amounts of cocaine tho
What if the gorilla sneaked up on the bear and shivved it in the kidneys
based
what if the gorilla was actually two small bears in a gorilla suit
usa russia and canada should all peacefully share it :)
>sharing oil
America, love it or leave it.
split it 3 ways homie. let everyone get rich
Romans already settled that bears destroy any other animal 1v1
Bear has actual claws, bigger teeth better suited for tearing flesh, weights about 150kg more, his center mass is closer to the ground and doesnt have weakpoints of spine half made for walking on hind legs.
The ape would need spear to stand a chance. Or teammates.
No you give the gorilla PCP, steroids, testosterone, HGH, and a cybernetic gun-arm.
Based Roman's didn't bother with hypothetical questions, they just threw them into the Coliseum.
They had a better society. Fuck PETA
A bear can crush the skull of a cow with a single swipe, don't see how the gorilla would have a chance whatsoever.
nigga is going to get gutted
Imagine how strong a Gorilla would be if they worked out.
>russian polar bears
Don't blame Russia, blame climate change that's shrinking polar bear's environments forcing them to wander into human settlements. This is happening all over the world.