Have sex

>have sex

How do I respond to this?

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y-you f-first

with bend over

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have sex

>hey sexy, you offerrin'
already got laid 4 times this week with that line

You don't. These tumblrinas and white knights seethe at being ignored.

I just tell them that I will once I find my wife.

just be yourself

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>You cannot delete posts this often
NOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS JUST A JOKE

Make sure she is a 10/10 submissive virgin with a 150 IQ and doctoral degree; after all, you deserve nothing else

just tell them "based", it acknowledges the banter and that you really don't care about the outcome of a pointless online discussion, thereby making yourself based as well

any possible reply to it is a cope

Based

"thank you for advice, I will have sex"

I don't need sex, life fucks me everyday xDDDD

"I have already visited your mother"

what if the reply is a timestamped photograph of your dick halfway inside a vagina

You don't. You simply go out and have some

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I could not care less about her level of education, but her being intelligent is an absolute must. The more similar the people in a relationship, the likelier that the union will last after all.

you cry and move on.

>have sex

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I just did

>sister called me a virgin during an argument
NOOOOOOOOOO

perosnally when people say that to me i kms myself

was she right?

Yes, we live with out parents so she knows that I never go out

have sex

Rape her

She wants to fuck.

She's only 15

Unironically based and properpilled.

15 is legal in Poland
Come here and then rape her

So?

The better

You're right. Too old.

have you tried with having sex user?

>15 year old sister calling you a virgin
IMAGINE
is she cute? be honest

cope

Do you have 15 year old prostitutes in Poland ?

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No, I only have one friend and he's a guy
She's a semi-stacy and she meant it in a mean way

Yes, and the best part is, they do it for free!

basado

Knock her out, then rape her when nobody is home. After that put her in her bed, change your clothes and behave like nothing happened

@105787196

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how old are you?

>how do you respond
then fuck me you retard, my bp is ready

20

this truk sounds like he has experience

Copulate

shouldve knocked her ass out.

have sex
get laid
acquire intercourse
obtain copulation
procure coitus

>OOF

knocking her out may leave marks, it's better to use some sedatives.

whats up with all the turks lately?

no thanks
not with that face

is she a virgin?

you'l be lucky some day lad. I hope.

I don't know
She haven't started going to homeparties yet so she might be

germany
portugal
brazil
canada
costa rica
lithuania
argentina
finland
sweden
america
netherlands
india
spain
russia
colombia
denmark
poland
italy
saudi arabia
turkey
belgium

Have sex

germany

u r gay
xD

america

dude, take your medication pls

colombia

>turks
Raping and killing girls is a national sport in Belgium.

хэв ceкc.

uruguay

colombia

> let's do it then

urgay

wtf

Holy fuck...

saint pierre and miquelon

Basée dépendance

have you gone to one of your country's brothels?
>i dont recommend hamburg though, ask me how i know

rare but I ALREADY HAVE YOU

Nice try, proxy fag.

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how?

it was shit tier.
>be me
>go to pic related
>50 euros 30 min
>okay.jpg
>then later
>*ahem*
>50 euros is only one position!
>additional 50 euros required for a "full" 30 minutes
the only place i've read that is good in that city is fkk atmos but its pretty far away from downtown so i didnt bother. afterwards, i rather should have....
and im not even mentioning the "street hookers" which is even worse scam. i avoided them but my friend didnt and spent much more for literally nothing.

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"with you? 0w0"

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just imagine she's a german girl in 1945

Or a french in 1941

Found the boche/putàboches