>have sex
How do I respond to this?
>have sex
How do I respond to this?
y-you f-first
with bend over
have sex
>hey sexy, you offerrin'
already got laid 4 times this week with that line
You don't. These tumblrinas and white knights seethe at being ignored.
I just tell them that I will once I find my wife.
just be yourself
>You cannot delete posts this often
NOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS JUST A JOKE
Make sure she is a 10/10 submissive virgin with a 150 IQ and doctoral degree; after all, you deserve nothing else
just tell them "based", it acknowledges the banter and that you really don't care about the outcome of a pointless online discussion, thereby making yourself based as well
any possible reply to it is a cope
Based
"thank you for advice, I will have sex"
I don't need sex, life fucks me everyday xDDDD
"I have already visited your mother"
what if the reply is a timestamped photograph of your dick halfway inside a vagina
You don't. You simply go out and have some
I could not care less about her level of education, but her being intelligent is an absolute must. The more similar the people in a relationship, the likelier that the union will last after all.
you cry and move on.
>have sex
I just did
>sister called me a virgin during an argument
NOOOOOOOOOO
perosnally when people say that to me i kms myself
was she right?
Yes, we live with out parents so she knows that I never go out
have sex
Rape her
She wants to fuck.
She's only 15
Unironically based and properpilled.
15 is legal in Poland
Come here and then rape her
So?
The better
You're right. Too old.
have you tried with having sex user?
>15 year old sister calling you a virgin
IMAGINE
is she cute? be honest
cope
Do you have 15 year old prostitutes in Poland ?
No, I only have one friend and he's a guy
She's a semi-stacy and she meant it in a mean way
Yes, and the best part is, they do it for free!
basado
Knock her out, then rape her when nobody is home. After that put her in her bed, change your clothes and behave like nothing happened
@105787196
how old are you?
>how do you respond
then fuck me you retard, my bp is ready
20
this truk sounds like he has experience
Copulate
shouldve knocked her ass out.
have sex
get laid
acquire intercourse
obtain copulation
procure coitus
>OOF
knocking her out may leave marks, it's better to use some sedatives.
whats up with all the turks lately?
no thanks
not with that face
is she a virgin?
you'l be lucky some day lad. I hope.
I don't know
She haven't started going to homeparties yet so she might be
germany
portugal
brazil
canada
costa rica
lithuania
argentina
finland
sweden
america
netherlands
india
spain
russia
colombia
denmark
poland
italy
saudi arabia
turkey
belgium
Have sex
germany
u r gay
xD
america
dude, take your medication pls
colombia
>turks
Raping and killing girls is a national sport in Belgium.
хэв ceкc.
uruguay
colombia
> let's do it then
urgay
wtf
Holy fuck...
saint pierre and miquelon
Basée dépendance
have you gone to one of your country's brothels?
>i dont recommend hamburg though, ask me how i know
rare but I ALREADY HAVE YOU
Nice try, proxy fag.
how?
it was shit tier.
>be me
>go to pic related
>50 euros 30 min
>okay.jpg
>then later
>*ahem*
>50 euros is only one position!
>additional 50 euros required for a "full" 30 minutes
the only place i've read that is good in that city is fkk atmos but its pretty far away from downtown so i didnt bother. afterwards, i rather should have....
and im not even mentioning the "street hookers" which is even worse scam. i avoided them but my friend didnt and spent much more for literally nothing.
"with you? 0w0"
just imagine she's a german girl in 1945
Or a french in 1941
Found the boche/putàboches