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who here among the elite masturbators?

That’s because it’s been westernized. His real name is Kong Fut Zu or some shit.

literally work round the corner from here

thankfully they painted over this about a month after it was done

need a fillum to watch to distract myself from life

the equalizer

well if you think about it the Chinese are the new Romans

SCULLY I'M TELLING YOU THE MEME ARROWS WERE ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE LINK
I SAW IT
THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF WITNESSES

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Bench lifting to Bane's theme.

the outlaw josey wales

I used to work on Frederick Street lad

AYO DIS HERE NIGGA ONE O DEM BIG GUYS?

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thinking to go on an intercontinental shagtour
are mena or latina lasses superior? could do with sinking my cock into some brown fanny at the now

kidulthood

hahaha absolute state of 190

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>mena shagtour
Unless you plan on exclusively staying in Turkey and Israel you're not going to have much luck

based corby

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DESHI DESHI BASASRA BASARADESHI DESHI BASASRA BASARADESHI DESHI BASASRA BASARADESHI DESHI BASASRA BASARADESHI DESHI BASASRA BASARADESHI DESHI BASASRA BASARA

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why doesn't anyone talk about the belgians in africa.

go
to
bed

Would like a go with this filly.

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT CORBYN PICK A SIDE

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What on Earth is he on about

is xfiles just a reverse of scooby doo?

they left nobody alive to tell the tale

doing a bit of genealogy lads. confirmed i'm descended from filthy prison colonists

im
eating
pizza

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Neither did time

was in yuro song contest thread

where did you go for lunch?
grim walk to tesco for a meal deal for me normally

is this the pub next to the coach depot? i remember stopping off in brum after trump was elected and it had a sign outside saying 'americans must be accompanied by an adult'

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Some of my ancestors were Quakers released from prison when Penn was given Pennsylvania

Is it true he nonced his niece?

lovely picture x

see those food bank things in sainsbury's / tesco etc, can you literally just throw what you want in there? got loads of shit I don't need, can I give it away?

Business idea: genocide Queensland

Should have been in /brit/ last night mate cooor lot of jokes about them going around

My favourite was 'the powerful bogan lobby controls australia'

business idea: new nuclear testing program on Australia

nah the rose villa tavern is in the jewellery quarter

you must be thinking of a pub in digbeth, cringe that they actually did that though, must've been subside which is a disgusting bar for greeboss

no, it's in the jewellery quarter

isn't there a billionaire bogan woman in aussie politics or something?

Australia is full of wogs

the grenfell agents are sending their drones scarring the sky beyond my window with lumious spirals

no

how hard was it to trace that far back? i'm having trouble getting past my ancestors who were born just after the revolution

nah mate you need to apply for an official food donating licence

life aspiration: win the yoyomillions

it's a good thing there's no exact gendered opposite of a vasectomy, or she'd look really fucking stupid.

the best way to eat nuggets :)

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How come so many unfunny fuckers end up in comedy?

Anglo seafaring mindset

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aye, looking on google maps it was the anchor digbeth. cringe indeed

it's not a joke if it's true

i dunno what you mean by reverse
the paranormal stuff in the x files was usually real freakshow stuff whereas it was always just a baddie in a costume for scooby doo
although there was a talking dog in scooby doo which would've been too extreme for the x files
having said that there is a case in one of charles fort's books (wild talents - 1932) in which two nyc policemen from back in the 1800s i think, reported a literal talking dog, with straight faces
they said they were running up an alleyway and they went past a large black dog who was just stood there and as they went past the dog went "hello"
it's a real story google it

same way shaggers end up in /brit/

mmm

I was quite upset last night too lad. Pretty fucked

sad twat

schizos a little country
youtu.be/kvzl6cBHkaA

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don't recall talking to you

Fucking hell lads, was walking this slag home, holding hands and she asking if I'd miss her if she moved away.

She asked if I wanted to come with her and I said no. Now I'm at home by myself haha.

schizos a little cunt

who wrote that for you

why'd you say no then lad

you just did with that post you thick tosser

Johnny Cash. A legend.
youtube.com/watch?v=dY8_vZXo8oY

to call out your unsolicited response to me which is what I was commenting on you silly bugger

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anal wanks

don't need your permission to reply
do what I want when I want end of story

fuck off this looks like american whalers not "anglos"

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you certainly don't my lad was merely pointing out that it was unsolicited wasn't I

Glad we sorted this out mate sorry for calling you a silly bug

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(Y The Piss o u)

(You)

The Piss

Our entire political class is billionaire bogans

youtube.com/watch?v=mVSWScGpcv0

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Imagine if Grenfell had some really important stained glass windows and examples of gothic architecture, instead of just human beings.

fuck tool put out new music? poggers

only had 1 tinnie but 1.4gs of phenibut has made me feel pretty nice and wavy now
it's shit on its own

Yes, imagine.

ginger pusy is back on 908

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uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle