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>over the past 3 months I've made various lists of pros vs cons of being alive
>not once have there been more pros than cons
I wish I wasn't scared to kill myself bros

>tfw nobody at my job interacts with one another, except for the smokers whom I can't hang out with seeing as I don't smoke
How the fuck am I supposed to make friends?

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theyre there
bitch ive only gone one day
if i could buy friends i wouldnt even had a job

Put this image in the next thread recap picture please and thank you

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forgot to put hot sauce on my burger
it wasn't bad without it but with hot sauce and would of been 100 times better with hot sauce

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I do find you very repulsive so yeah lol ur probably right about that.

You won't experience any benefit from being dead as your consciousness is wiped out

that is the benefit

Fuck that dude you thought was cute

youtube.com/watch?v=GQMlWwIXg3M

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EAT RAT POISON! YOU WILL DIE! DIE!!!

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I'd rather go to hell

>theyre there
ok so just go hang out with your friends then????

???????????????????

Have you tried not being a disgusting faggot that pretends to be a girl?
I think that’s why nobody wants to be around you

Cringe lol
Post them here

if i can
i dont really like them that much

if you were a furry what anthro animal would you fuck? A kangaroo for me.

please don't ask why I asked this.

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took some more 'zo
wish i had something to go with it

besides its not like they invite me to do stuff

Did you replace your alcohol addiction with a drug addiction

Currently on my way to Seattle. What am I in for?

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Listening to Level42 and singing along...yeh...good fun...

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why u postin this pic of me

How can anyone dress this way, take this kind of picture, and then pretend NOT to be a whore?

Post your face with the snapchat gender swap filter

mayhaps

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>got warned by jannies for a post i made on Jow Forums
why are jannies like this?

kinda want to see the mirror bitch now

ok this is literally me

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When are you going to rehab

why would i go back

No it's not
Try again

Because you're addicted to drugs

ok im actually pic rel

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did you post about programming socks again? you little scamp, you

They’re a lez couple...

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they're all i have

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Judging by the flag, probably Jow Forums shit

walked out of my job today and don't plan on going back. will get something better for over the summer.

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Sounds like you don't actually have friends and were lying about it.

I did this and ghosted them
Kind of feel bad but oh well

Don't they get you really into Christianity during rehab so that you have some other purpose for living

ok

youtu.be/VnwFmaLiKl4?t=36

shouldn't be a problem hooking up with that guy then

i only do that back when i used to get so drunk i would wake up a week later not knowing wtf had happened except i didn't go to work

>muh higher power
AA is a pretty chill place but you can find douchebags everywhere, met some good people there but i don't really "get" people

if you want pics of me find my instagram (which is not hard to find), then wait till i start hrt and move out of my parents house so i can do my makeup

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Ok now post your feet

and acutally the point of living i guess is the 12th step which is to spread the message to the alcoholic who stills suffers
wait are you 12th stepping me

i take pics of my shoes sometimes

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i feel guilty because it's gonna be a bitch for some coworkers but god i hate that place. i had to monitor the department when pretty much no one was buying there, and no one else was working with me.
i would go hours-long stretches without talking to coworkers and rarely had to talk to customers. i couldnt even use my phone because everything was blocked on the wifi and im out of data.
maybe im just weak but with my OCD/high-stress mental state i cant deal with having nothing to do while being constantly monitored in order to ensure im doing something.
still afraid of what my parents will say though.
i dont think AA is explicitly christian but it's kind of a religion in itself. pretty creepy actually.
google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=ale's instagram&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Post your fucking soles I'm so close

>OCD/high-stress mental state

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kek

>url
t.

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my team embarrassed themselves tonight

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>im a 28 yo virgin sexpat

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There's always something else to live for pal

>piss
>finish
>shake
>no more pee in the penis
>sit back down at my computer
>pee leaks out
every fucking time

i dont have anything similar to that im sorry

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Doubt he's a virgin it's easy to get laid in a foreign country especially asia
Not sure if I believe the gf claims tho

Damn, ale has 24.4k followers??

This is Ale’s actual account btw

instagram.com/arianatornunez

Privated tho

youtube.com/watch?v=H7Xodf6Ntvw

Sit down to pee and you won't have that problem

Why would I move here only to live by myself you big dummy
I’m a voyageur d’amour

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Quintessential european post

>There's always something else to live for pal
like santas little helper? sometimes look at pictures of her at work ;_;

one of my neighbors ordered pizza and their window is open...

>yeah I piss in my toilet standing up
>and yes, I am wearing my sneakers in the bathroom
>got a problem with that, europoor?

I actually like peeing sitting down. It's cozier

>1 following

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Won’t stop getting recommendations for this unfunny cringe account

instagram.com/indieheadmemes

yes

I usually dock my cock right into the GFs esophagus and just pee in her stomach

Anyone else do this?

every Wednesday at 4pm

only in the morning when she's still asleep. except it's not my gf, it's your mom.

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My dream is to urinate inside a woman's vagina.

that's bad for it. google it

Ummm the pee comes from there how can it be bad...

I'm well aware, but it's still my dream.

The hole is separate you moron

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How do you know?

i'm not a christian

goodnight cummies

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