/smg/ - Stock Market General

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First for UNGLUED

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Is FB good now for long hold? Also SNAP straddle?

everyone who uses me as contrarian indicator will regret it

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OH NO WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN

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Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

You coiuld try macrotrends website

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>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

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Ok, why the fuck is AMD holding steady above $19.

Earnings casino

Any opinions on WTW?

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>50 cents
The absolute state of /smg/

massive double top on SPY?

They need to fix their logistics, they have too much China shit, now the tariffs are going to cost them.

post the one about shilling defense microcaps

word

i dont know wtf is wrong with you desu
you have 6 bucks on the line. i cant even imagine a homeless person getting emotional over 6 bucks

Why is SPY traded so much more than VOO?

eur flirting with critical support, might give up and there it goes. metals have reached buy levels

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Pasta delivered fresh, frend!

>family had an intervention
>realize that I'm alienating everybody I talk to because I keep shilling them defense micro-caps
>realize I haven't bought anything that hedges risk; actually don't have any idea how to risk manage or what diversification is
>haven't had sex
>haven't made a profit
>never knew that graphs came with indicators that indicate periods where stocks may be over bought or sold; that would have been really useful

I've been making money after a long period of not making money. My actual skill level at trading stocks have been getting more honed because I put more 'skin in the game' (that's exposure; look up what that means on your own lol). It's taken a lot of loss to get to this point but I've finally 'gotten' it, you know? Actually I take it all back, I lose a lotta money cause I invest in memes lol. I really know how to trade stocks. I just invest poorly on purpose. All the losses that I've taken are cause I really don't care too much about losing money, I can just make it all back. I just need to consistantly make 100% every week and lifes perfect.

How do I talk to girls?

it's a joke, you idiot

GERN keeping me very happy today. There's not been any news so I wonder what's pumping it up 7% today.

gold might still fall below 1150 if dollar gets more wind

any good resources to learn day trading?

desu i see more of a rising wedge since feb
very fucking bearish looking to me

gold will fall HARD sometime this week
even communists and libertarians whole life savings will do nothing to stop its trajectory. back to the center of the earth, from whence it came

then you havent been here that long. ive seen tons of people literally ragefit over losing 3% in a week. and this on sub 5k ports

am doubtful ((they)) would spend 6 months carefully raising price in low volume just for double top

me try for figure this out all time
no answers....

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>Amyris ER tonight
I'm sweating again
Slick armpits
Wet heavy loud breathing
My face is red
I can't handle this
John Melo is terrifying

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SNAP doing a pump before earnings

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Thoughts on UUUU and nuclear in general?

OFFICIAL COMFY CALLS THIS WEEK
AMRS: Crashes
ETSY: Crashes
MTCH: Moons
YELP: Moons
FUNKO: Crashes
Coke: Crashes

Here we go lads

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Moon mission tomorrow fren!

Call SNAP

>defense micro-caps

Gets me every time

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SNAP is beyond my prediction power
Impossible to tell

>Betraying Amy-chan and her yeasty delights
Very disappointed in you comfer

Funko probably moons
bugmen and basedboys spend their entire paychecks on those things

When theres blood in the streets, buy the shovels, not the gold

Buy the CBOE dip

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I sold all my Funko stock at 18 the last time, I thought it was going to crash then. It did but then it bounced back pretty hard. I don't get this stock. I'll stick to collecting the figures until there has been more price discovery.

what did you just say

Buy SNAP, it's the new FB. Also X (Us Steel) is very over sold and probably the easiest 20% you'll grab all year.

I have to short Amy chan so I can buy more of her in the dip.
Delicious Yeasty amy chan

>Implying it is not Caroline Hadfield who will be carrying AMRS with her clean beauty products

I sold my KO today. What makes people think it will crash?

>Match Group CEO said, "Facebook is no threat to us," in July.
That's a very good call. Companies don't make statements like that near the end of the quarter if they aren't going to post strong earnings. Buy MTCH

SNAP is going to anally rape me

robintrack says you're right
Buy SNAP

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not by themselves. its being propped up w small orders while large specs sell into the big bids on ERs.

but you cant underestimate the amount of dumb money thats being led into the market rn due to RH and other free phone apps
even "urban youths" are putting their money in the market now. literally the shoeshine boy meme

i actually think barring any serious bullshit that AMRS will do good this quarter. last quarter was them still getting their shit together
more interested in playing biossance tho desu

wats the biossance ticker again?

how does share issuance work with HMNY?
they can increase shares from 500 million to 2 billion,
but they also did a 1:250 split.
Does that mean there are 2 million shares now, and they can dilute it to 8 million shares, right?
Or can they dilute it to 2 billion shares after the split

Had shares of Funko. Sold them at 18, it went down, thought it was crashing. It's back up higher than 18. The company makes cheap toys and barely makes a profit according to earnings per share. I'm done playing with their stock until there is more data as it seems very overvalued for what it is.

I'll give you a firm handshake and wish you and all the others the best. Win or lose, alright?

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>Barely a green day

Fugg

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>have straddle on SNAP
>thinking of selling puts and buying more calls cause feeling confident

On a side note is FNGU worth it or should I just buy Apple and FB separately

What Im asking is, do you actually buy those terrible looking pop stuff

I can't find it bro sorry

I have the same exact position as you, god bless.

I was thinking of selling my calls and buying more puts

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Buy Altaba

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Biossance is just a brand name for the synthetic shark minge juice product line, not a separate company, what are you even talking about?

me neither
wtf happened?

there was an OTC ticker that tracked biossance. i played it last ER and it got me like 50% because it beat by like a gorillion %

I do remember seeing the ticker floating on Yahoo Finance alongside AMRS

I do this to teach u guy lesson I martyr myself after hours so /smg/ may live on

Maybe (((they))) memoryholed the company after it made people too much gains.

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Every once in awhile. I sold all my action figures from when I was a kid. In sure that in some time I'll be able to resell the popular charecter mint in box for sold profit. I was at comiccon and I saw vendors selling the really shitty 1990 action figures for about 800% original price, not counting inflation. It's also a cheap hobby.

This post reminds me of an idea I had a while back about flipping anime figurines. I wonder how lucrative it'd be.

>Any opinions on WTW?
It's overweight

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I'm bearish on anime accessories, I'd rather look into opening a NEET gassing company instead.

i think its more likely that they just got totally absorbed by AMRS finally (they were a recent acquisition, but management has been taking their sweet fucking time actually getting things going it seems). in which case, this ER should be VERY good for AMRS

I'm sure I could go sell PickleRick and Pennywise the clown to some spurglord for at least 300% (local comic shop has been selling these two for 50 bucks) more than I paid for them but I'm not in any rush.

Stocktwits is pretty funny sometimes.

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I unironically agree, they're a relic of early 2000's fad diets. Everyone just does blog meme diets like keto and paleo these days. Their point system is a retarded approach to nutrition as well.

Stocktwits is worse than reddit. Something I didn't think was possible

Pic related is why AMRS will dump

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Your y-scale trickery has no power here.

>inb4 snap straddle tards get fucked by their high IV low volume short expiry dumpster fires

well this is the quarter where they actually have all their shit together finally, so THIS is the make or break desu

besides comf, how many times do i have to tell you, if we dont have a line telling us how many other institutional investors are buying, then the robintrack meme is totally useless

i honestly dont know wtf theyre all thinking. IV of 120+ on both sides. no way they dont get totally crushed. unless SNAP loses like 50% overnight

NASDAQ PUMPING

ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT

actually, wait...
i was looking at it backwards. this shows that retail has been giving up on it entirely, but the price has been rising. this is the opposite of our usual meme "sell signal"

We shall see brother, we shall see

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Who /Bullpilled/ here

Trips confirm we haven't seen anything yet

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guys i made $3000 today

>AMD up
this doesn't feel right at all

Is it time to evacuate the meatspace yet?

INTC is on suicide watch

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Prove it

You dont say

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false digits for a false god
dont you remember what happened the last time the jews got caught worshiping a golden calf?

If you haven't already, you don't have enough time to consider if you are going to

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But muh qualia!

the gwolden bull cannot be beat

Infinite gains
infinite pleasure
Infinite smug bull

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I think I just had a stroke trying to read and dechyper that . . .

Alright faggots, post your ytd.

I have gotten shit on by the sideways anxiety slide myself.

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Land's actual writings are actually much less coherent.

OOF

Lads before markets close decide what I dump 11k into.

What tech is a good buy now? Already have INTL, MSFT and Adobe

Ford

Give me one reason to not do this, Jow Forums

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you are all being mislead by the bull-god baphomet

friendly reminder that all monotheistic religions were subverted into saturn worship eons ago

just buy ETFs like QQQ and VOO and you'd be up a ton

stop meme trading your ruining your retirement, you lost tens of thousands of dollars 3 decades from now in the last year

SNAP calls