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just slept in the street for 2.5 hours lads
didnt have to
was just curious so i left my apartment in a vest ans shorts and settled down on a shops doorstep

was alright
a bit boring and my hands arent really working right atm but it qas very peaceful and shivering is sort of fun actually if you know what I mean, also it was a fun test of mental strength

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nice
just saved this - hope you don't mind!

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We can talk about johnny cash if you want though
sun recods et al

henry you silly goose

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best way to really experience this is to be up for days at a time on meth and crack and smoke, snort, drink, and inject anything you can find... within reason, of course.

birds are singing

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youtube.com/watch?v=5AywIL5_eYM
only /brit/ish tunes allowed

hork

might book a week off work and try this

the gee eff

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Mental how DT(Donald Trump) is half Scottish

bought a johnny cash cd in france like 12 years ago called the sun record years i think in a plastic sleeve for like a fiver
was alright, a lot of his average early songs on it

thisvid.com/videos/quite-possibly-the-hottest-shitting-vid-i-have-ever-seen/

the missus

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just took some benadryl

youtube.com/watch?v=MOJAhKLEFTA

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You mean he’s a made up ethnicity designed to promote tourism...interesting. Not sure how that’s mental

swallowed a cetirizine as i was reading this post. fuck allergies and fuck pollen

Scottland?

me when i see a possible shag

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youtu.be/t0I4mTEdAf8

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Reckon thats some of his better stuff though.
All those guys were on Sun Records, Elvis and whatnot.

youtube.com/watch?v=7vAzQ-lLrNI

Do you want to hear a secret?
I know one

125,000 generations of shaggers, all building up to the inevitable virgin freak who brings everything down in ruins

youtube.com/watch?v=T-pva81Gl1Y

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can feel myself getting older

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25 years old on wednesday

really don't want to get old

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>Slowly getting older
>Feel the same
Bizzare thing aging innit

youtube.com/watch?v=e7ieg_mxxws

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at least you've still got your hair right?

Havin peanut butter toasts lads

yeah, it's receding though
i lose a crazy amount of hair, i don't know how i'm not bald
it looks thick and full still to the untrained eye but it won't last

Where is it balding?
You know that once you get older your hairline naturally recedes a little bit

>i lose a crazy amount of hair
how much? i usually pull around 5-10 hairs while applying product

ya thats where he developed his quintessential and recognizable sound with the tennessee three. that freight train rhythm with the simple but catchy melodies

youtube.com/watch?v=1tOQ0bPcOkI

on the top
i have naturally curly/wavy hair and the top is thinner and more wispy than the back, which is really thick.

shitloads, hard to say the exact number, but after 2 days of not washing my hair, a lot will come out if i continually mess with my hair
it's been doing this for a good 4-5 years now but it's not severely noticeable yet

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not sure what you hope to achieve by this.

he has long legs

i wish my car was that clean

Why's he wearing socks in the parking lot

that’s a car park around these parts, yank

he put his shoes in the minivan fridge

18 year olds look really young now and i have achieved as much as them now

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hot take: dexys midnight runners only have like 3 good songs

youtube.com/watch?v=fO7ih6Nu3MA

Do I give her my number or is that too easy for her
It's clearly some drunk bunt who probably won't reply when she wakes up sober

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can't stop listening to possibly the gayest genre of music which has ever existed: French indie music.
nobody IRL will ever know

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thoughts on niggre music

avengers
game of thrones
star wars

rap is shit even in french

what harm is there in given her your number?

dno, it's too easy for her
like in the reverse situation, unless you were chad, straight up asking for a girls number wouldn't work

give her the digits you spacker

virg

just say something like 9 inches then i dunno

never reply to me again you horrible goblin

cor
been up an arse
not a real one
you know

I'm gonna be taking classes to become an EMT. Really excited to start saving lives, frens

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youtube.com/watch?v=eGVGZlUlW7U
so this is it... the famous niger music...

why are americans so brown?

you both admitted you like each other by matching on tinder already you bunt

forgive me for not putting up the bunting

>The causes can be distinguished between primary cases (hereditary or genetically determined) and less frequent secondary cases (acquired during life).[6] People of Celtic (Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Cornish, Breton etc.), English, and Scandinavian origin[7] have a particularly high incidence, with about 10% being carriers of the principal genetic variant, the C282Y mutation on the HFE gene, and 1% having the condition.[8] This has been recognised in several alternative names such as Celtic curse, Irish illness, British gene, and Scottish sickness.

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sounds like a subconscious cry for help

*cries for help*

is "tropes" the most reddit word imaginable?

Northern/North Western Europeans are WITHOUT DOUBT the ubermensch.
>greatest frequency of lactose tolerance, light hair, light eyes, light skin
>all liberal individualistic democracies
>have been behind the greatest period of technological, social and artistic innovations
>genetically pure
>not brown
>other stuff
>doesnt include that middleclass freak schizo

heavily tempted to use the r word on you

i think reddit is the most reddit word

>is "x" reddit?
Very well-worn trope.

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Havin a shit beer

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poo on your thumb lad

Guess who just spent $20 on a bottle of wine?

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thats like €5 here lmao

I usually go for the $9/liter bottles.

Wine is fine but whiskeys quicker

home from dishwashingtoil
what have I missed?

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would have her manage my catheter

bet its in a plastic jug you vulgar niggardly american freak

>he's barred from Ladbrokes

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No, it's in a box.

youll be getting a box if you dont cop on

need to get me on the rajjpatel show.

A box of what? More wine?