I'm going to japan next year

I'm going to japan next year.

What can I do to increase my chances of getting laid as an ugly chicano.

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have a surgery to fix your ears

have a surgery to fix your face

By not being creepy and desperate like an incel faggot and you are golden

stop listening to shit high schooler music. also never call yourself a chicano ever again

dress realllly nice. and maybe if it is a problem, practice how to love yourself and be confident. i think confidence is a draw for east asian women when it comes to western males

take me with you please

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CHI

Lift big and eat big
Fix your posture
Make sure your grooming and hygiene are on point
Learn Japanese
and most importantly, ditch the graphic tees and dress like an adult

Take off that stupid ass t-shirts first

>just dress nice bro

Like a /fa/g?

Lose weight, fatty.

youre like 14 but your face is 40 wtf

I'm 2 weeks into a diet...

This.
Get some thick framed glasses to soften up your face a bit. Either that or get a buzzcut and get hella buff.

Japan has a huge chicano culture. Just find one of the local chicano clubs and hang out with them. I'm sure some girl would worship you.
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>get thick framed glasses
he would look ridiculous

you look like a south asian desu

With his current outfit, absolutely.

Wtf? Is there anywhere I can look up Chicano clubs, google is a shit.

>get hella buff
>thinking that japanese women prefer buff men
Americans everyone

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You are far from ugly. You have a pretty nice face.

Instagram and Twitter are your best bet. Just search up some chicano related hashtags and I'm sure you'll find some local club you can meet up with

Oh shit, ty user.

dress like this and then you get laid for free

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*You would look better if you lost a bit of weight though.

you look white, azn girls will worship you

I wasn't white enough for Taiwan tho?

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>you look white

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post timstamp, this has to be b8 lol

>you look white

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What happen to your neck, fatty?

post timestamp I dont believe you are real

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Why don’t you just kill your self, nigger?

Stand up straight

You looks like southeast asian...
They're discriminated against here

Change your ears, and your face.

he doesnt look sea

>how to get laid
always in a shop at akihabara

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there's no "huge" culture
it's the tiniest of niche groups

>this guy again
Give up

Damn you really do Look Indian now that i see this, dont blame chinks for not knowing what a spic is LMAO

He does not Filipino at all lmao he looks like some kind of northern or eastern Indian like Bengali or something

why do you keep roleplaying as this guy

he wants to make hispanics look bad

with that posture you have 0% chance in every country

its not him retard

You again?
If you didn't have luck in Taiwan you are not gonna have it in japan

you are going to need some whitening creams 'n shit

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the guy in the OP is an autograph hound btw

definitely wear sunscreen and stay out of the sun. you want to be as light as possible

Dios mio... el abominacion....

Just go to the place where Japs worship chi culture. You can probably get laid with a Jap chick whose into chi culture by saying you're chi.
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>OP isn't even the guy in the pic, he's just false flagging to get people to laugh at CHIs
>Jow Forums joins in

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You're a qt

its not him joto

Just two years ago I studied in Tokyo for an year. Only decents foreigners you can meet there are from other third world countries from asia studying very hard. Others are angry anti-social borderline autists who have cats in their tiny room since they can't get along even with other foreign students. Im not describing sexpatty english teachers but early 20s students

Sad! I love Mestizos btw.

What are you?

ew

Did you use tinder or go to clubs? That's like going to a college, not talking to anyone, and expecting pussy to fall in your lap.

I did my Erasmus in Tallinn and Berlin and also studied in Barcelona and London and I made beautiful memories with other foreign students from many countries so i can judge. Foreigners in Tokyo were really different..

maybe they were... mentally ill weebs...

Yuckkkkkkk

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This. Gymcels are cringe

Guys where do i go to learn how to dress

holy shit chicanos do look like fucking goblins. extermination when?

His hop music videos

MAC DEMARCO THO!

Dude stop spamming pictures of yourself on every FUcking board and go back to /soc/ with the other syndromes. You do NOT fit in on this website.

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get muscles and chloroform.

This guy posted multiple threads some time ago, he is real you zoomer newfags.
His collection is pretty cringy.

Just wear clothes that fit your body proportions and take care of your body. It's not that hard.

>Get buzzcut
>Get hella buff
As a fellow brown dude I guarantee you he's going to end up looking like a cholo.

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He just has to speak first, then they'll hear his CHI accent.

REX ORANGE COUNTY THO! CUCO THO!

jap girls kinda like portuguese/spanish/italian/southern european guys, you can pretend to be one of the brown western guys

why do yot know we love those people ?
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t. gay english teacher