/cum/ + friends

What techniques can be used to prevent premature ejaculating

think of something else that is not sexual and try to disconnect yourself from the sensation of your cock surrounded by her vag

what the fuck

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Fuck a woman you're not attracted to

youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU

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An absolute classic
they can't help themselves

That dude killing himself was probably the best thing that ever happened to Linkin Park. They were considered a joke for years, then that dude offs himself and suddenly everyone loves them

youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I

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based fat hawaiian man

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My dude was so huge man.

Native Hawaiians are honestly the worst people on the planet

taking a big fat rip from my (weed) pen :^))

nice

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what?

hawaiians and maori are the most based people on the planet

>my (weed) pen :^))

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you can't just juul in here bro

hawaii is pretty xenophobic and they look down on/overcharge people that arent native, but theyre really nice people otherwise

Ask any non-hawaiian person who grew up there what they think of natives

does anyone know anything about alaska

its cold up 'der

I would donate 50$ to the "kill jimmy kimmel" fund if there were one
100$ to the "kill jimmy fallon" fund
250$ to the "kill john oliver" fund

i feel like doing something risky

go to your local park and fap there

i'll ask my alaskan gf

kys normalfag

was thinking more along the lines of a tinder bimbo and drugs

this is happening to my phone, I am so pissed. The purple has spread so much that it is practically unusable, I don't know what the fuck it is

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based and redpilled

reddit is down

get the screen replaced

back from my date

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based

>guys the starbucks cup with the logo clearly visible and perfectly centered facing the camera was totally just human error haha not like anyone wouldn't notice a modern cup placed inside this fantasy set

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youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc

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they still make ipods?

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yeh they still sell the ipod touch

how was it?

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how does one go about acquiring a gf

asking for a friend

he cute?

just be yourself

I used to absolutely rack up girls just a few years ago. Would keep 2-3 in arms reach and when I wanted to fuck one it would happen eagerly on their part. When they wanted more or I found someone hotter I would cycle someone out. They'd all think I'm not with other girls and etc
Now nothing. Haven't stuck my dick in anything other than my hand in over a year and a half. I legitimately look better than before too. I don't know what happened. I really want to fuck. Why is life so unfair bros

i'm a virgin

מאימתי קורין את שמע בערבין משעה שהכהנים נכנסים לאכול בתרומתן עד סוף האשמורה הראשונה דברי רבי אליעזר

No you're not

same
a kissless virgin in fact

I am
same

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I respect women and view them as my equal

As long as you're not talking athletic ability, sure

In all aspects of life

It's honestly better as a virgin. As a virgin you think sex is better than it is. It is built up to be some transcendent experience but it's rarely that good, just satisfying your biological urges. And you dont crave sex in the same way. A virgin will never bareback a stripper because they didn't get laid for a month. You won't sit their after sex you hardly remember simultaneously hoping you don't have herpes or will be paying child support for stripper spawn.
The wizard thing isn't even a meme. I wish I never had sex.

been having deadly sharts lately and I suspect its the mexican food I had for lunch today

yea
fug off tbqh ngl făm

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Speaking as someone who got balls deep three times today
You are a very sad person

youtu.be/F1Due_TpstU

last thread had 42 posters

Fewer since not everyone has a static ip.

fell a sleep for like 20 min and had a nightmare again

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i wish...

so what...

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>dating a girl who doesn't wear circle lenses
Not sure if I would accept this
Shed have to be really spanking

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why are chicanos so toxic?

im going to miss /tv/ being spammed to death with game of thrones shitposts. it truly is a sight to behold

not enough gas to keep them from walking around

>why are chicanos so toxic?

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jump off a roof

chicanos should be put in concentration camps

>dating one who does

lol

bit based ngl

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>chicanos should be put in concentration camps

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what about white identified chicanos?

*switches you off*

>>chicanos should be put in concentration camps

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EXTREMELY BASED MORE LIKE. DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE THIS IN ALL CAPS BUT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK FROM A PREVIOUS POST AND FELT IT WAS FITTING. THANKS.

>white walker

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youtube.com/watch?v=hHC13MYcrR4

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looked it up and the owner is some middle aged sexpat, not surprised at all.
bet he hates asian people too.

shut up tranny

bet its just red label with a fancy label for 3 times the cost

I looked at his fb too. All he does is bitch and moan. It'll be back to teaching English for him soon enough!

boo!

just ate 3 chicken nuggets and 3 pancakes
had a glass of milk too

based and vitamin B12pilled

>milk

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Just had a picture of a brown girls butt

>had

only cucks use snapchat and then do not screenshot

I don’t want to share my gfs nudes

cuck...