Witcher 3 is a 4 years old game today!

Witcher 3 is a 4 years old game today!
what are some polish things you did to celebrate?

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It's a shitty racist game

Where are the black kings? The bulls from Africa?

Video games are for FAGS and CHILDREN

What's Witcher3?

what are polish things to do?

also, happy birthday witcher 3 :DDD you and your older bros are awesome

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Kielbasa

Well, all the wealthy european countries say poles are the mexicans of europe so I had some tacos earlier today. Decent polish food.

I drank some Belvedere today, and I continued to live in the Chicago metro area.

>Open world choose your own story with shit combat and batman detective mode
Yikes.

never played it. heard it's good.

>hear Witcher 3 is great from my friends
>decide I want to play the withcer 1 first
>awful decision
>never end up playing any of the sequels anyways

Did any of the devs even play test the first game?

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the first game is great you pleb

>generic fantasy
uh not thanks
Polish people have made better games.

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unironically a shitty game. you can tell it was made by eastern european monkeys after few minutes of gameplay. i will never understand why people like that shit

>what are some polish things you did to celebrate?
Whinge and complain about Germans and Russians.

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I never even played witcher. lol

>ghost dogs spawning every 2 feet for the first 2 hours of the game
>entire chapters devoted to random nonsense
>weird ass features that sometimes make it impossible to access certain places that you need to go
>ambient sounds/dialogue that loops constantly
>incredibly obvious developer mistakes left in the game
>game breaking glitches
>godawful combat
>FUCKING ALVIN

Honestly the worst experience I've ever had with a game

I went to job for the 2nd time in two years

what I dont get is why do poolaks continue to embarrass themselves by trying to act polite on this shithole scumbag infested site after all the hate we get.

glad Im not an asscrawler like most of the retards in this "

Witcher 1 is better.

>poolaks
>trying to act polite
ive yet to see that happen.

Maybe because you only interacted with the lowest common migrating denominator and 4anons

who am i supposed to interact with? youre all cringy cunts, simple as

>youre all cringy cunts, simple as
Lmao the absolute level of delusion on this one, 38 millions of people are just like the migrating ones I met, I promise

maybe you should stop migrating then, id rather have muzzies than poolacks here. itd definitely improve my opinion on polish 'people'

If you didn't see my flag, I didn't migrate, nor am I really planning to

This so much. I have dozens of black and Muslim friends. They are amazing people.

Wish we could replace all of Europe with Africa...

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not you specifically but poolacks in general
retard

couldnt possibly agree with you more

the future is black and so will be my gfs children

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Well I was going to play Witcher 2 but somehow ended up reading yaoi fanfics about Iorveth, does it count?

Thanks for the picture, added it to my collection

Jow Forums warped my mind. Whenever I see a cute white (preferably blond blue eyed) girl I imagine her taking miles of black dick and getting impregnated by black semen. Soon she will give birth to a new generation of black bulls

Fuck. I'm hard

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zoomer faggt

mmm same, i imagine her fading in and out of consciousness in sheer ecstasy while several massive black cocks penetrate her, hearing the angry cries of her ashamed wh*Te ancestors bringing down cum curses upon her. merely thinking about it can make me cum

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cricketsound.mp3

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i took a dump

suckingsounds.mp3

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I ate out my Polish-American girlfriend, voraciously.

is this famous bavarian porn producer?

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I'm virgin while black bulls are breeding white women

Please be black

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The witcher 3 fucking sucks. Bloodborne is way better.

i know right? my girlfriend only lets me fuck her once a month if i behave well and treat her like a princess, meanwhile a black BVLL can have her whenever he wants and wherever he wants. its not fair :(((

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>Please be black
Nah I'm white. Norman Anglo is muh heritage.

TW3 isn't worth celebrating. It's a game with bare bones RPG elements and bad combat, it fails at both action and rpg.

We also call this Milch-Schnitte (milk sandwich).

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Why are Polish people so violent?

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And God HATES fags and children
no, wait..

mælkesnitte
mums

I retract this post. This is now a pro-polish anti-german thread.

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but germans are literally the only good posters in this entire thread