Eurovision recap

Does anyone honestly believe that Germany got 0 points in Israel from the popular vote? It was obviously a rigged slap on the wrist to punish the German goy for the Holocaust.

Also Madonna was never heard from again after the Palestine flags in her show.

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>Does anyone honestly believe that Germany got 0 points
You clearly did not hear their song. What a trashfire that was.

>Does anyone honestly believe that Germany got 0 points in Israel from the popular vote?
Well that was actually expected.
The predicted place for was the last place since UK took it it was kinda ok.

What I am bothered about are the Belaruse Jury votes. Their Jury got banned because they did something illigal (That everyone else does too that why you have block voting) and their points where basically distributed by Israel and mainly to themselves. Israel got actually 0 Jury Votes.

How did Norway get so many tele votes and so little jury votes, and how did north Macedonia get so many jury votes but relatively little tele votes?

Jury vote is political block voting
Popular vote is actually what people like + political disdain

Norway's song was probably seen by the jury as a catchy but generic mid-2000s Euro dance song (which it was) with a predictable chord progression and a Sami gimmick. It's obvious why it would have popular appeal though, and also the singers were quite good. It was also my 2nd favorite song (after Albania). The jury's obsession with Macedonia I can't explain, except maybe it was a trick to force the "North Macedonia" meme. I didn't find her act that special.

Oh yeah, also lots of neighboring countries so Macedonia got all the votes from Serbia and other neighbring balkan shitholes juries.

Cause Norway's song was fire, but no jury wants to admit that.

Germany is actually hated in Europe.

BIG NEWS......not

>Germany is actually hated in Europe.
That's not true. It really helps to send an actually good act and do some show.

does your sister have a german boyfriend?

Just woke up, did we win?

Iceland or Norway should've won to be honest

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Nah Iceland won with this:
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THe best ones were from norway,san marino and azerbeijan

Lads, made an arse of myself in the thread last night, too much alcohol. Hopefully we can all move past it and not bring it up again.

always do this when drinking with mates.

I expected Germany to get 0 points before it began. I waa surprises they got so many Jury points desu.

posting in a fingol thread

I liked Denmarks song because it was cute and heart warming.

Iceland song I fucking love because it gives me Nostalgia of the Industrial scene here with Haus Arafna or Rasthof Dachau back in the late 90s early 2000s.

How does something like that win?

They're gay as fuck, but the song is unironically cool

The jury hates cultural acts. It has been like this every year. The jury also loves block voting.

How many votes do you need to get a point?
Germany must have gotten tens of thousands easily just with German expats and neighboring countries.

whiter than sweden

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Pure Slovenian song.

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kino

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Only the top 10 most voted for countries get points.
So you have to be better than 16 other countries according to the jury and public.

we only got 3 points, so yea I can believe Germany getting 0 in Israel of all places

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You can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks.

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that pic makes me sad

regards

imagine the shitstorm if iceland had won and then done this on stage....

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Which country won?

Why did it take place in Asia?

Why wasnt hamas invited

>How does something like that win?

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>literal nigger representing sweden
you cant make this shit up

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That makes me wish they actually won. Only based moment in this event

Nothing gay with the leather club

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> Cyprus and Greece vote for each other
> BOOOOOOOOOOO
> Scandinavians, Yugoslavs and the USSR circlejerk each other into the top 10
> everyone cheers
The juries may suck, but the average Eurofan sucks much more.

We won because we (and Australia) were the only ones who send in someone wjo could sing.
Norway won the public vote due to being a cultural act and a more spontanous song.
Italy almost won because shitskins thought he was a Muslim.
The jury was being retarded as usual and wanted a nigger from Sweden to win and a good song from Spain to lose.

you really can't

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I didn't watch it, but heard on the news that UK came dead last. Was our song that bad or was it just politics in eurovision like usual?

Both

JUSTICE FOR NORWAY

>Was our song that bad
Yes. Not even Australia helped you out and that means something.

But the UK wasnt so bad that it should have been last. Because that honor goes to Germany.

This is the saddest post do you need a hug friend

Cxx

both really

australia rarely helps us out, I don't think ireland gave us any which is an indicator of it being shit

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Shame. At least the song that won was apparently a decent act and not some political stunt.

Name the top 3 acts and the bottom 3

>top:Norway,San Marino,Iceland

>bottom:Israel,Germany,Sweden

No it sucked and was boring.

>good song
It was fun, not good. It was a plastic Latin summer hit. However there were much worse songs than ours, like the ones from Germany, Slovenia or Estonia.

the eleni foureira interval act was the best part:
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Top: Norway, Iceland and Australia

Bottom: Germany, Israel and Shitaly

>San Marino granma disco
>good

It was one of my favorites desu.

Norway, Australia, Spain (and the Netherlands)

top iceland albania slovenia

>unironically watching this sh*t
why

Macedonia was pretty mommy kino so I wouldn't have been mad if they won.
Best moment was the fat dancer for France.

They were all shit lad, every single one of them

Top: Iceland, Denmark, Australia

Flop: Germany, UK, Israel

almost, you werent dark enough

watching eurovision on Jow Forums is a comfy and fun. fuck off to your san remo shite.

They are professional juries.

i'd expect something like this from a brit.
are you a transgender muslim? gay paki? or a britonic soyboy?

Imagine giving a single fuck about yrovision when the Chinese had this going a couple months ago.
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eurovision song contest > produced by european broadcasting union > president tony hall > tony hall aka director-general of bbc > same tony hall that btfo'd based jeremy clarkson out of top gear, tony hall the son of a (((banker))), tony hall who reports directly to the british parliament and indulges in similar sorts of obvious degeneracy

you're running the eurovision, the last place finishes are purposely orchestrated to make it appear as if you're aren't

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>the USSR circlejerk
I don't think anyone gave us 12 points though
Even Belarus didn't give us anything

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Imagine not wanting to watch comfy eurodance festival

>Even Belarus didn't give us anything
Because their Jury was banned.
Azerbaijan and many oher gave you 12.

You finnished 3rd like most of the time no matter how bad the shit is you send. And it was bad.

fucking anglo degeneracy, brexit was a blessing

Are you banned to watch that chinese Eurovision?

4 years in a row where we dont even get top 20 why do you hate us Europe

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Carlotta was cute, CUTE!

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>yrovision
>comfy
It's not comfy since like 15 years at the very least.

Very wholesome

HATRID MUN SIGRA

No fucking Idea. I acually liked your song more than nearly anything else.

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Reminder we unironically submitted this

>Azerbaijan
Okay, but who else gave us 12 points? Did I miss something?

The guy looks like Zuckerberg

come on russia was 4th as rated by people, certainly that guy was decent

zitto animale, mi fai cringere

I just want to know why.
Why do they call it Eurovision Asia and not Asiavision. Don't they know what Euro in Eurovision means?

Haм пpaвдa жюpи дaвaли пo 12 oчкoв?

Her head is too big for her body. I'd fuck her in the ass though.

I think he looks like the guy from whiplash, Miles Teller?

I even liked the song.

>ukraine didn't send this

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easy top 5

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same retard who went on a cutesy "everyone is a winner today" ramble

>Why
Because Eurovision is like a brand name?
>they call it Eurovision Asia
Who does?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singer_2019

OH NO NO NO NO

Wasn't Australia expected to do well? What went wrong?

I was talking about this:
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very basic, but decent for my pee pee

> What went wrong?
No historical friendships in Europe like Nordics, Ex-Yu and Ex-Ussr

love you nige, consider it forgotten

Don't know, didn't even know it existed.

It's not as good as it was I'll give you that

dunno

ukraine literally never sends guys lol
not counting one drag queen singer ofc
also they pressed her too hard on political shit and she refused to sign the contract

Guys, I'm cumming on the Norway's song.
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