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as opposed to a figurative north korean girl?

Agreed it is far too early for me to be at toil

only get through toil now by thinking about funny/dumb shit I've seen on Jow Forums

women should essentially be walking wombs
I don't want them to be cooks, domestic workers, or anything else
I don't want them in any industry or the labor market at all
labor should be reserved entirely for men

assumed you were referring to the popular image of Britain as a nation of shopkeepers

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Any Magic the Gathering fans here?

Wanna see my deck?

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>not an inne

eeeew roastie

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After you've wanked and cleared your head it all seems a bit silly, doesn't it?
naked apes desperately trying to posture themselves so they look sexier
then they go at it and thrash and hump as if it were their last moment on earth

Thought you cut it off

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU

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when is the blog update dropping? I want to see a follow-up on the sister argument side-plot

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if you honestly think that's a roastie you are certifiably a freak that's never had sex or seen a normal non-porn star naked

i prefer outies myself
yeah it does
like a switch goes off

Posted it now, had it ready last night but forgot to hit "update"

Why did rock music stop being about having a good time and shagging?

based, not cringe and related to British culture

Vincent Kompany signs deal to become Anderlecht player/manager
pretty random

Today was another challenge, I was on the phones at work for most the day but I got to overhear plenty of gossip once almost everyone else left. I know there’s one office romance, the quirky paki woman who was fired is also chasing my manager for 3 quid (she offered to order McDonalds for others frequently), a lot of people are unhappy and have spoken about it, this includes one woman who pulled a sicky then posted a picture of herself on a night out with her bf on her instagram or snapchat story, she was then upset that people “accused” her of pulling a sicky, ping-pong guy has ADHD and the team leaders are very frustrated by the quality of work of some people while singling out myself, ping-pong guy and that chatty guy for praise. I feel bad that I screwed up yesterday now. I didn’t take part in any conversations, I had nothing to day. I heard two of the women sharing opinions and life experiences but I had nothing similar, my life has been extremely dull and uneventful, I have no funny stories to share. I’m not exaggerating the stories that made up the exchanges between those two, really were interesting and amusing. The only awkward spot for me was when they gave their opinions on Tommy Robinson, they’re all anti-racist and have clashed with their own family about him. They brought out the old “there are white terrorists” too line. I have tomorrow off from work, one of the team leaders is really distressed about this as she means the staff available will be in the single digits and no one will be covering my usual shift. (1/2)

mental how dubai on its own is more relevant than the country it's located in

really hope the place gets destroyed by sandstorms or something though, bunch of garish twats

Hello I'm American

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not really, he's Belgian and it's a good way for a dark skinned person to get in on the management game

Is the man going to kick the ball for a different team?

When I was leaving she rushed out to walk alongside me and asked where I lived and commented that I had quite the distance to travel to get back home, we quickly parted ways. At home, my brother was around, I wouldn’t be seeing him on his birthday so I gave him his presents now. I hope he enjoys them, he still hasn’t returned “Devil May Cry 5” though. Some more of my “Magic the Gathering” cards arrived through the post and my deck is pretty much complete, I’m just waiting for one sidedeck card to arrive, some dice and a deck box, though I quite like the cardboard one that came with the Challenger deck. (2/2)

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stop posting this one
it's pornographic and vile

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Hate how it looks

soulless city

>really hope the place gets destroyed by sandstorms or something though
People say the same about Australia

Powerful image.

GF wants me to move with her to China

Peste Noire is truly a fantastic band

Thanks for triggering my dysphoria!

China will move to you soon enough my friend

sandstorms don't really happen in australia, at least not in populated areas

get the odd dust storm every few years but those aren't as dangerous

is it possible to have a comfy countryside estate in China or are all the idyllic green rice fields a bygone fantasy?

Just go to Canada, same shit

It's not possible for you, random man on the internet

If Australia has so much sand why not produce a shit tonne of glass out of it

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aren't you a self-hating paki? shouldn't you be happy at the prospect of a bunch of pakis getting buried in sand?

okay let's work through this here: china is huge and the majority of the population lives on the east coast... that's also probably where all the government infrastructure is too...
if you just squat on some comfy bamboo forestland who will ever find you or know you're there?

Uhh what? How would you get glass from sand lmao

shall roll a fag soon, rizla reds and american spirit, a true classic if I may say so

our deserts still have a fair bit of vegetation, you don't really get massive dunes like in the middle east

>5:18
>stupid fucking song bird won't shut the fuck up
that's it I'm ordering a BB gun

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Australians are practically pakis too though

thinking about illegally immigrating to China

Only ever got rizla greens
Tried the orange ones for a laugh once and they were an abomination
Best stick to what you know

Haven't you played Minecraft

what are you? Stupid?

in a Morrisons car park

for me Morrisons Makes It™

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This is a photo of the earliest born person ever captured on camera.

She was born in 1746.
By the time America was born her teenage life was complete - which she undoubtedly saw live coming from Delaware. .

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Just pop down Walmart and get an M4 mate

you know how you sometimes meet chinks with western first names like brandon wong or whatever?

be the opposite of that and change your first name to zhao

joke awoke in a benzo haze

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she was 28 in this picture

that's a bit overkill for a 3inch bird

Zhao Bonney
I like it

fair dues tbf 99% of women hit the wall at 23

I guess they never miss huh?

umm they're called AR-15s sweaty, "M4" is a military designation

not based chinese women

Why didn't Iceland and Norway won

Also the UK literally got no points even though they had a song written by the nogger from Sweden. Had they swapped the songs the result would have been the same

(((juries))) are rigged

Think I would've killed myself just now if not for my cat

why are there so many hot femchinks in London?
are they all heiresses to some parvenu chink tech fortune?

no like i said 1% of the time they do

um no sweatie that's the m16

as part of any brexit deal we should withdraw funding from eurovision

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wonder if my pharmacists get suspicious when i get my benzo prescription refill too soon after the last one

need an amerimutt gf

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just woke up

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be completely honest, do you shag?

daaawwww

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>african adopted by swedish parents
sickening. absolutely sickening.
if you wanted a pet monkey just go get a russian orphan

aye

Any Elton John man in?

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What benzos? Just diazepam or something juicier?

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aye

Any Garry Glitter man in?

what do girls like this study at uni?

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Dude, not cool.

clonazepam

the script says take 1 a day at the most and i get a bottle of 100 so theoretically they're supposed to last me over 3 months but i'm usually finished with them in a month or less

I have shagged

never in my life and i'm 27

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