How much would it cost to live and maintain the lifestyle of Dan Bilzerian?

How much would it cost to live and maintain the lifestyle of Dan Bilzerian?

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Pretty sure he just bought a $100 million mansion if that helps

Pretty sure he just fucked your bitch

Remember, he made his fortune plying poker. Which means he is very intelligent, far more than your average Biz poster. Women love him for his brain and his charm, not for his money

Heh

A few million a year

pretty sure he is an unstable guy involved with black occult, so pretty sure he just got fucked like a bitch in the anus. (1)

(1) Anal penetration weakens the root chakra

lmao I doubt he bought it. He probably rents it.

Why would you want to?

Remember, he has a rich father and lost more money playing poker than he won. The guy is an absolute loser

The only thing worse than dan is his following of man children.

His poker thing actually sort of checks out. Around 2003 to 2006ish there was a huge poker boom and literally every yuppie played for money and of course most of them sucked. If you had experience in those days you could actually do well.

He’s literally a NEET with a rich daddy.

Literal neet who didn't even make it past basically training and daddy pays for everything.

he fucken sucked. his poker playing was a bullshit front for daddies money. his old man is the brains and stole a fuckload of money and lives in the bahamas like a king. this shitlord is just helping drain the generational wealth his father stole at a massive rate.

It really doesn’t check out because literally nobody in poker knew Dan Bilzerian before he was an Instagram celebrity and his reputation since then has been as a losing player.

Isnt dan a well known 2+2 poster from way back? but yeah him making a fortune from poker is complete bullshit

>basically training
he tried to enlist?

Your integrity

He made it to BUDs and got washed back because he was a douche. After he got separated for medical reasons he went on a fucking bender and ended up having 2 heart attacks before he turned 35.

He's both a retard and a chad at the same time.

>How much would it cost to live and maintain the lifestyle of Dan Bilzerian?
Plastic surgery is expensive user I can tell you are going to need alot of it

How to be alpha like him, if these things were around me I would freak out

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start by not calling them things.

It's just autocorrect I meant whores

lol