/smg/ - Stock Market General

Wu Tang is for the kids edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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First for Grim being a nice man

First for GREEENNN

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bulls won

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You need to diversify yo bonds nigga

just buy it NYA

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666th for
No puts untill 287

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It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need.
And when I looked into your future, it's the green that I see!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

Reminder that you should daytrade if you want real profits

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i like you!!!!
post trades

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any oil barons in here

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Literally just started an ameritrade account with 1.5k. Where do I start?
>inb4 AMD

Weekly casino

Who's excited for SNAP?

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>CRMD down 6%

It wasn't supposed to be like this

swing trade

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YOOOOOOOOOO got 200 shares of UWT.

GET FUKT IRAN

Minute Trade for 60x profits

I'm hoping to become one, very interested in oil

You realize if you followed me trades youd have 90% profit, right?
No hate ;_;

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Does LOVAZA®©™ (Ask your doctor if LOVAZA®©™ is right for you) fish oil count?

Oh shit it's already started? Fuck, I don't have my money yet.

I didn't think the premium justified the price movement and risk; I sold at price I bought at.
Just a straight gamble on this company; I don't like that.

I'm in USO but that shit moves so god damn slow. I need to find a leveraged oil bull etf or something

Screenshots or trades? I'm not posting my codes here

Again with this meme.

Stop fucking noobs up with this gay strat.

Swing trade has just the same risks as day trading without the margins so less award

second trade for 3600x profits

>he still hasn't taken the rkg pill
>in 2018
>he still thinks he will make it

whoever is buying dish and ODP, the 90s called. you need to go the fuck back
t. guy who lost puts against them

more like 90% loss

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Post portfolio, post something!!!!!

We're all gonna make it with monthly payouts, fren. Just a little bit every payday is all it takes. The decades will just fly by!

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Reported for anti semitism

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1026762818773757955

''The Iran sanctions have officially been cast. These are the most biting sanctions ever imposed, and in November they ratchet up to yet another level. Anyone doing business with Iran will NOT be doing business with the United States. I am asking for WORLD PEACE, nothing less!''

This morning, 6 hours ago.

EKSO!!!!

THANK YOU BASE SUNRUN user

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THANK YOU BASED CHEETO MAN

Has there ever been a president so fucking based? Obama was bent over by every country, that cuck.

made 280 bucks off a HTZ call today
based hertz
>intel calls paying off
>getting raped by dish
>getting raped by odp
>cvs call paying off
>Ford call flat
>Snap puts... well see

Everything i need to know about stocks i learned from GTA 5

Sup grim, I didnt get bitch slapped this morning , i did the bitch slapping.

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You're going to make it. Good job son!

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Kek, kinda like how I learned to play poker from Red Dead Redemption

Don't let me down, DIS.

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LCI getting ready to take off

selling aapl calls paid off for once

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SNAP is always good for wiping out small specs

Snap is up fucking two percent

I should just stop using puts period.

HMNY looks pretty cheap right now. I reckon this is a great opportunity to buy some. Anybody have any clue how many shorts are currently outstanding?

>he shorted Short squeeze Incorporated

Youre a sinch kid, it curtains for ya

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all, as someone who pushed back on AMRS over the last 3 years, their ER yesterday shows me that they are finally ready to start knocking down big results and growing quickly.
with their sweeteners having a buyer for the next 3 years and their cosmetic products selling out huge in Sephora, they will be racking in the revenue.
I am buying in. with expectations of a lot of growth in the next few years

SNAP is the only social media worth having these days.

I bought two weeks ago
Holding until I'm blown up or own a yatch

Like over a billion

>and in November they ratchet up to yet another level
So we have until mid October to buy oil and gas.
oil and gas in space when

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Yes. Buy it up. Oil to 120 WHEN?

#mypresident

good bless BILI the popularity of the Fate series is not stopping. also they always talk about it on /a/,/v/, and /vg/.

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based hertz is right

Thoughts on Ichor ER today boys?

>not letting Iran nuke israel
fuck cheeto man

Amy-chan!

Their Biossance meme is growing rapidly
JC Penney may be a dying a chain but that is not the point.
Biossance is being shilled everywhere and we can expect much more representation in the coming quarters.

Plus, AMRS gross margins are fuck huge (+70%) for a specialty chemical company.

What I am worried is their 3 deals with the chinks. Memelo said they proved to be more complicated than expected... We should send him pic related to warn him on what he is up to.

>pic related is the tales of a steel trader in China and his reason why China should be nuked and experienced a second Nanjing massacre

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Israel is the only democracy in that shit hole. You're an idiot. I hope you short SNAP.

r8 my day #3 portfolio
>18 years old
>only research I've done is lurking /smg/
>only money is maybe $50 a week from parttime wagecucking

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needs more HMNY

Fuck you, kike.

Meh, I agree, but Iran does suck. 'Death to America' and all.

put in another $2 of HMNY?

Cramer has been Fudding SMG
time to buy?

For god's sake I told you yesterday, get rid of the HMNY! The HPQ might be good, but Jesus get real stocks not memes

all in on HMNY
Deep value

>listening to analysts
might as well open wide and do a goatse if you're listening to those idiots

I would be doing the opposite though

Let go of HMNY.
Get NOK:US. Finnfags will thank you.

rip

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>Cramer
>an analyst

I promise to sell it all when it hits $0.11 again I promise
It'll keep doing this little spike bullshit in the morning, right? I hope it holds pattern
You're right but I don't want to acknowledge it
The rush of profit with minimal risk gets my poorfag dick hard

>22
we're back from the underworld

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What is a death gurgle?

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HMNY is going to do a 20 timer when it short squeezes.

If it preaches and screeches, it's an analyst.

I'm starting to believe that we are at a good entry point for NWL. I'm going to build a position and see if I can at least get a decent swing trade out of it.

Portfolio Rating Time: Divs in Alphabetical Order

AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, PFE, PG, PSX, T, V, VZ

Biggest holders are KO, AAPL, T, PFE, PSX, JNJ and PG

I'm gonna snag some monthly divs like O. All suggestions welcome however I'm not into the 13% meme div that will cut or drop it at the sign of a correction

Time to buy the sticky sticky dip?
Dude have you been here at all during the last three months? HMNY is a heinous Israeli/Indian scam, it's the laughing stock (kek) of the entire stock market. It's going to be delisted by early 2019 and will likely undergo a devastating reverse split before that.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having buffalo tuna sandwich on WEAT and Jow Forums almonds. I'm up a nice 3% today which todally engulfed my loss of .15% yesterday lol. Today is my last day in this boomer hell this week so yay! Made spaghetti last night after the driving range and it was actually pretty good.

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why don't you just buy etfs? wtf

got it backwards brah, Iran doesn't have nukes yet and Israel has the third largest stockpile in the world

if Donnie doesn't keep Iran from building nukes, Israel will first strike them

and that'll suck for everyone

or at least everyone that didn't go all in on USO calls

thats basically correct,
I would drop IBM because Buffet did, and add MCD and PEP for their superior growth in both dividend and stock price

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>snap up 2 percent
>high IV user rape imminent

When would be a good time to get into WEAT?

I feel nauseated and in pain

'gi's 'gurt! I'm up .9%, chickened out and took profits from my /snapstraddle/, I'll leave the gambling for another day.

Sub $7 was the buy in

i like IBM for their cloud, security and early adoption of blockchain technology. its a risk I'm willing to take.

I've been looking to buy MCD, PEP and SBUX but haven't pulled the trigger yet.

I also have mutual funds, but these are stocks I want to hand select and see if I can beat the market over time. so far I've been about average with the S&P

Based lunchbro
I got JUST'ed by ONCE... not ONCE but TWICE already
Each time it was because of (((subpar))) clinical trial results compared to BMRN
Luckily, I also owned BMRN and I think I will wait a few days before buying the ONCE dip

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What trading platform do you use?

it was a joke

same

>tfw panic sold SNAP calls cause too scary for me and took in okay profit
>check back in 2 hours and its up a shitton

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK how do I get over this FOMO

At least you didnt get raped by IV

Ah shit I know those feels, stay stong bro

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I know this means nothing to you because I could be anyone, and I am. But I'm an engineer and I worked at IBM, specifically on/with their PaaS (cloud) IBM Bluemix and I can tell you straight up that it is horrible shit that nobody wants to touch. I've never met a client who wanted to be on IBM and who were there on their own volition. Everybody hates it and it is hopelessly far behind AWS and Azure. Don't rely on their cloud business to do anything except fail and lose market shares from now on. They have some big customers like American Express, but that is because of other business relations. Their cloud is ultrashit and nobody wants to build stuff on it.

Security they do pretty well, blockchain is a meme and I don't know about quantum computing but maybe they could do something there. Though, remember, IBM is a services company and not a technology company at this point.

>buying calls with this IV
Why not just hold the stock in this situation desu if it's too stressful for options? It should swing one way or the other up to 15%