Dream house thread

Yuck, gonna die from molds in that place

Buy my ancestral family cottage off of my THOT cousin
My family has lived there for generations and she parties and gets fucked there

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I like this. How many shitcoins do I need for this?

This, but near the coast

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Why would I want to live in Eurabia? Porsche’s are cheaper in the US

San Diego has way better weather than all of those places.

Is she at least hot?

face is ok but she is built like jazz jennings. totally not good in my opinion.

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I want...

paging Bucko

where are ya

Careful what you wish for

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Why would you want this piece of garbage 'house'

This is breddy gay IMO too much shit going on. Too functional.

What coins do you hold?

this thread gives me cancer

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t. architect

Something like that would be comfy. And preferably no people around. Not as much about the house itself, but the location: like mountains, lake, not hot as fuck in the summer and all this shit. Actually the place where Hitler lived is pretty comfy too, except for the ugly building design

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I think these pictures are CGI tho

so I can LARP GTA V as my day to day life

This would be lit.

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Why do you all want to waste money on real estates?
Re-invest your gains into crypto is the true way to "make it".

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Pro-tip: live on the mainland, not Lofoten. Completely unbearable during the summers with all the tourists. People will literally try to camp and shit in your backyard. It's like the pajeet meme, but with Europeans and for real.

Stay along the coast in the north. There you will find true solitude like in your picture.

t. lives a bit south of bodo

Wouldn't mind using the funds to open a comfy floating cafe/bar on either Lake Geneva or Lake Annecy

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1 BTC in 2028 will buy you everything.

What is the point investing everything after you make it. Life is short enjoy it.

Enjoy the mosquitoes

based

This is where I want to live, nobody on Jow Forums even has a slight bit of taste.

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based

I too enjoy freezing to death in the winter and water borne diseases

This is where I want to live, nobody on Jow Forums even has a slight bit of taste.

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My plan once I make it is to make it some more. Buying expensive shit is just a burden.

Its probably haunted

Don’t forget a crew of plumbers and handymen to maintain the century old plumbing system and masonry

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kek

I'd probably build my own, could make it exactly as I like, for much cheaper and there is plenty of beautiful plots of land in my country so I don't even think I'd move

This is where I want to live, nobody on Jow Forums even has a slight bit of taste

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You should probably add ghost buster Luigi, Mario and peach to the pic

Make your Grand Designs come true user!

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500k in the mountains northern california
walk in sauna, green house, and a nice small 2 bed 2 bath

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FFS

Thats an apartment

>foundation needs replacing every 8 years
keep dreamin, kid.

this kind of protection never worked an its proven. it only scared away the lazy bums to go steal elsewhere

You forgot the inferno hellfire

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This is where I want to live, nobody on Jow Forums even has a slight bit of taste

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lol you're right plus california has too many gays voting to legalize aids
I should go to maine instead

Nice trips
You’ll also need cats, any castle that old will have lots of rats accustomed to feeding on old rotting bodies hidden in the ways and secret passage ways.

Na trips settled it all you need to live in castle is.
>Ghostbusters
>Mosquito repellent
>A jack of all trades master builder
>Antibiotics
>A little heater

2.5m marathon florida

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1.5m new smyrna beach florida

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>Florida humidity
>would rather get slowly strangled to death desu

I feel you fren, i need to buy ancestral land from my tards relatives too.

Ok enjoy dying from rodent based virus vectors

1.2m
30 acres in the newyork mountains
17 acre private lake
middle of nowhere perfect neet privacy

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people on here don't dream big enough

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>Why would I want to live in Eurabia? Porsche’s are cheaper in the US
You do realize who you live around matters in your life, right? You can build a cheap mansion in the ghetto but it's not going to be very comfy to feel the neighborhood and the people who frequent vanues near you that you can go to are not erm, "quality" individuals.

We live in a society.

I disagree I'm a neet and perfectly happy doing everything alone
isolation provides the least amount of stress so the bigger the divide the better

Maybe you don’t either

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I grew up in Palo Alto and now live in the burbs of DC. Trust me you eurotrash are not the purveyor of high culture that you claim to be.

Damn, why does making it feel nearly impossible ?

What major/career should a average,not rich man pursue ?

What should he invest in that'll most likely work in his favor ?

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gotta keep out the riff raff

Computer science or machine learning. Most other things will waste your life.

Mommy issues, the house.

Bitcoin was just Tulip Mania. Nobody wants to wait 15 minuets to get paid. Nobody wants a currency that drops hundreds of dollars in a day. Bitcoin dosen't even cut out the bank like the original concept said because you have to use a bank to buy it. ethereum though is going to be valuable because it has a practical purpose.

vulgar as fuck

looks like a house a telemarketing magnate would live in

1.6 mil on a 2 bed 1 bath. Stay poor

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Here we go again with the tulip mania bullshit. You need to figure out something new, boomer.

what is this app?

another day, another pretentious european who hasn't a clue

Redfin

Getting in and out of the Keys sounds like an absolute nightmare

zillow.com/homedetails/195-Walnut-St-Brookline-MA-02445/56571991_zpid/

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