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lads
jet powered seaplane lads. pretty rare
People love a rising star
vile and vulgar
how come britons never make the new threads?
lol what a sorry and worn-out people
horrible french cunt
mad how people go 'round speaking of thalidomide as thal-ID-ə-mide when it's pronounced thal-id-OM-ə-dee
I hate Europeans so god damn much. I literally can not contain myself
mean and rude
too many wogs desperate to be accepted by making threads
*crushes you 'neath my wheels*
Mark met 190 de laaaads
going to run my willy through so many south african women in september ngl
started a replay of the witcher 3 last night but i realized today i don't enjoy the game anymore
Fucking hell moly
I’m glad he didn’t live long enough to see his first born become such a failure
Give a ring when you're down, lad.
We know we can get Johnny Foreigner to do it for us for free
mogs your wingspan
based
leave at 7am
return at 8pm
gf starts nagging and whining the minute i get through the door
can't even get a shag off her most days, can't wank (today is a rare opportunity)
think i've been hoodwinked
say less saffers you best not be planning to mug me off lad cos im keen to get on the gear n beers
Chinese people living below me cook the rankest smelling food
We have other people to do our dirty work for us lad. :)
you should bottle her
>plane autists, tank freaks, train virgins
god bless the chebs chads
toenails need clipping
get used to it
Similar but less grim story
My sister has decided all polls are fake now because of Trump, actual fucking mong I tried explaining how polls and data works but in one ear out the other. She's a sixth form dropout like most of Jow Forums
>The aircraft made only one brief flight on November 2, 1947, and the project never advanced beyond the single example produced. Built from wood because of wartime restrictions on the use of aluminum and concerns about weight, it was nicknamed by critics the Spruce Goose, although it was made almost entirely of birch
little baby
>quite-possibly-the-hottest-shitting-vid-i-have-ever-seen
ah yes
I'm moving out soon so doubt it
Women have never done anything wrong
I'm probably the most misunderstood man in history
Hop in
tonights viewing:
Luckily brits aren’t european
Racist
Don't worry, lad. I'm white, I'm safe. Can even introduce you to my parents.
seen this girl on pornhub, whats her name and backstory? Is she actually being blackmailed?
>have £26k saved
>spend £400
>start to sweat and feel huge regret
what the fuck is wrong with me
blog on
what are the top 3 english counties?
women are perfect you snivelling incel vermin
what about Robert the Misunderstood?
He said, "I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed
But they lived underwater
And your great, great, great granddaughter
Is pretty fine
Is pretty fine"
I will literally fly to Cape Town TONIGHT if I can have a go on yer ma, lad.
why is britain so bloody great!!!!!
ITS CALLED THE HERCULES REEEEEEEE
amazing how obsessed with our with the female body her face is a 5 at best but her body makes each and everyone one of us ecstatic for her
hi virgin
Live laugh love x
How do you normally initiate sex?
The white ones or the black and Indian ones?
You’re jewish
Haven’t opened a book and the big test that will decide my future is tomorrow I am totally and utterly fucked and I have sabotaged myself with my laziness and yet I continue to shitpost and waste my time with you loonies
Epic!
>every single daughter you or one of your descendants will have is going to be seduced and fucked by some filthy joe schmoe loser
grim
Ma nigga.
let the bears pay the bear tax
I pay the homo tax
I’ve already been introduced to your ma lad
How easily it goes down into
How softly its replacement comes
Shifting color through a line
Of clouds far enough to be
Unconcerned with those inside
The dome gone vulnerable
Carnations brightest where
Their last forms drain
To the edges of what thinking
Would like to think it looks like
Nearly nothing you can do
About the stubborn air
Spreading rust through peach
Toward repeat apocalypse
Before the wholly blue hour
Darkness will be freedom from
It doesn’t have to be at all
The way it totally is
But that’s tradition for you
Every day an open casket
Your eyes are about to close
So you can hear better
The changing of the color guard
That they are and aren’t
A fantasy of white in which
Nothing’s much more than enough
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felt embarassed for leftypol in this video
not him, but this might be a surprise...you literally just say "do you want to have sex?"
ideally after your hand has wandered a bit while watching something
start kissing her and taking her clothes off
to which she normally responds with a barbed retort or says she's got mythical pussy pain and that she can't shag
Hello you stupid cunt I thought you said to me you were revising a month ago, do you not remember? Lying snivelling cunt you deserve whats coming to you
Did you grow up poor? Sounds like you value money far too much and are scared to spend it.
Had a friend that was the same and it honestly made him depressed and overall miserable not being able to spend money he toiled for.
who is that cute MILF
rorke bleeding from his skull
owned lmao
she's fucking chad
telltale signs mate
>do you want to have sex?
Shouldn't have to ask that, just start touching her and shag simple as
sounds like a plan lad dont worry im white too
I stan Stannis
oppff
forgot about this
what's the benefit of women again?
The sea master jet bomber was slated for mass production and would have been the navy’s fastest nuclear payload platform if it had not been mogged by nuclear submarines a few months before its production. There was also a flying boat fighter, the sea dart, in the same project. As far as I know these are the most advanced military flying boats made by the west.
Not I no not I wasn’t me that was not me I did not say that for it weren’t I
*snorts and grunts*
Not I not I not i
>he has tattoos
so what's your deep insecurity? were you bullied as a kid? raped by your uncle?
@105912964
>not him
stopped reading here
embarrassed for Steven trying to pretend we have vicious 'antifa' in the UK, then showing a bunch of office workers and retirees who look like they couldnt lift an ikea flatpack.
he should move to America full time
Calm it with posting pictures of yourself you freakish wonder
"Hell is other people."
Just a little saying I thought up just now, feel free to share it with all your mates - no credit needed
Not a fan of threats towards themselves, though.
hell is your posts, wog brains.
pity the age of seaplanes had to end. they're gorgeous
I'm still not entirely convinced it's a real brewery
the whole point of having kids is to perpetuate your genes, so that's a good thing.
>oh egads how dare they propose physical violence oh noeeeez!!1
Why is Rorkey boy such a wetwipe pussy hahaha
if you’re gonna suck my willy at least play with my bollocks as well you ugly cunt
Hello i am new to politics, but didn't you guys want to leave the EU. Wasn't that like 2 years ago? What happend?
shut your mouth and look at my wad
pity the age of europeans had to end. they're gorgeous
holy peng