/cum/ + friends

Guys so hot they'll make you want to /cum/ edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=c0dORHW9Cg4
chaturbate
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/49820234/#49820500
youtube.com/watch?v=XSudap5Pyrc
huffpost.com/entry/fraser-anning-australia-parliament-egg-boy_n_5ce1b2f9e4b09e057806389f
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

christ, why are burgers so gay

dude... you need to get laid

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Choose a different image for once

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I had sex with a girl who wants to see me again

kys normalfag

vocaroo.com/i/s1HjxQzZoFl5

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I'm sick of individualism

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The face kills it

is my 7:30 mile time good or bad

we borg now

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be happy anons

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me?
i'm for collectivism and individualism

hello!

youtube.com/watch?&v=mP_mhDzN2SE

why was FDR such an eager beaver to get involved in ww2?

We’re all gonna make it bros

eggman made it because he took the trap pill and got himself a gf (male)

Scum bags

*Quieres*

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youtube.com/watch?v=c0dORHW9Cg4
i honestly find the video quite endearing. poor eggy made it.

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no, mejor no. es malo para mi.

I'm 28 and I feel like I wasted my 20s. Literally the only thing that's changed in the past decade is that my hair has gotten thinner and I've gained weight. At this point I kind of want to just take a risk and jump out of my comfort zone and see where it leads me, but I'm too much of a bitch.

chaturbate
.com/flirtygirlyy/

this is truly horrific

come on bro, just one hit

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I think that's average

I went to a sport event and took this pictute

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HELLO!!

tus amigos y tu familia te quieren mucho.
no desperdices tu vida fumando un trozo de hierba, porque aun eres joven y tienes toda una vida por delante.

yo

mexico has a national olympics?

i want to be acknowledged by a cool & exciting american, not a boring sw*de
don't @ me again

in what way?

currently enjoying mango loco monster and gardettos

it's fucking gross and disgusting?

be nice to eggman. they look like a nice couple.

do it for me and ill do it for you
im almost 22 i still have time
i keep this post bookmarked as a reminder
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/49820234/#49820500

would the girl to the right

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umm I'm the best you got sweatcheeks

pleb opinion
as expected from a sw*de
would the one on the left
don't @ me

>little brother told my parents he's trans and a girl now
>mom is pissed
>me and sis don't know what to do
>dad sat there for a few mins, hugged him, said "I need some time" and went for a 2 hour drive

My dad's always been really good to us. He supported us no matter what. He worked his ass off. I remember him sitting down with me once twlling me if I ever say I'm gay he'll still love me.....but this.


I saw my dad cry in his room. I went in to talk to him amd he told me in his 25 years of parenting this is the first time he completely doesn't know what to do.


I asked my brother why he feels this. He said he feels he'd be cuter as a girl and he always thought of himself as the girl in relationships. He refuses to go to therapy.

I honestly don't even care about my brother. He was the kid who drew furry shit on deviantart and brony porn.

But to do this to my mom and dad.....Im hurt

rude and shit taste. Bet you're a real hit w/ the ladies

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Roller skate national olympics yes

>couple

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cute

I have a gf
do NOT hit on me, sw*doid
do not @ me

Espero que replantes tus decisiones.
Vamos.
Coge mi mano y andemos junto hacia este atardecter, porque yo solo quiero tu amistad.

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atardecer* reee

me gustan cubanas, me gustan chicanas
me gusta tambien las colombianas
la-la-laaa la-la laaa-la

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is he fat/ugly?

>ni hao white boi i wanna see if your smartphone is 5G ready

oh hey we were just talking about when you met your bf last thread
since you never post pics anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=XSudap5Pyrc
stop it aaaaaaahhhhhh

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So fucking exhausted after working and getting almost no sleep because of that fucking tornado bullshit this morning. I'm still mad. wanna get drunk

The entre world should deny china and their products. It is the worst country on earth

Yes, I'm an incel, pussy dries whenever I make a move, women don't give me a chance, I've never touched a vagina since I'm a c section kid. I've had no sex whatsoever.
I'm a honorable incel

based zandork
cringe

Yes I'm an incel, pussy dries whenever I make a move, women don't give me a chance, I've never touched a vagina since I'm a c section kid. I've had no sex whatsoever.
I'm a honorable incel

good luck with that

I have had sex quite a few times. Almost every single night during the summer of 2014, often multiple times a day. My ex was horny. Had sex twice in 2015 and haven't had sex since

you are still normalfag
fug off

Yo what's up?

What's the matter bud?

thanks friend

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Would you like “guest services” from this lovely lady??
Reminder that women age like milk LOL

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it's just a joke hehe

when are we getting more lewd pics
i can't jerk it to the old stuff forever and its been so long

For me, Tinder is far more entertaining as a freak show than for its intended function

highly doubt she was ever pretty

chaturbate
.com/siren666/

godawful taste each and every time

Rude

Ah alright

never ever anymore

But tinder shows you people close to your area, so it is your town that is full of freaks lol

why not
you were gonna suck texas anons dick in december so the bf thing doesnt matter
dont make me pull up the archive to fap again

trash taste

They’re mostly not freaks, but every once in a while a nice gem pops up. Usually right before I hit the “There’s no one around you” screen, presumably because of their low score

moles are cute

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I just want a cute wholesome gf. But I live in NY and pretty much every girl here is a whore with a massive superiority complex.

my ancestor :)

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have you ever saw a star faced mole? theyre gross looking

i thought moles didnt have eyes?

Twink to the max

her pussy is literally perfect

Except I wasn't

>didn't get invited to wow classic beta

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you've waited years, you can wait another 3 months

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you literally said you were and youd date him
dont pretend your new relationship sugar daddy thing matters and post ass or gtfo

Videogames are for little kinder garden kiddies and babies

good
huffpost.com/entry/fraser-anning-australia-parliament-egg-boy_n_5ce1b2f9e4b09e057806389f

Based. Cringe cuckservative doesn’t understand acceleration LOL

chaturbate
.com/mickeymarsss/

raptors better win tonight

Dinosaurs don't exist anymore

Watching jeopardy
What are you doing right now

correct

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