What do?

What do?

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clearly option 5

Go abroad. If your family actually cared about you, they'd let you NEET at home. Friends are just worthless two-faced sacks of shit

3 or 5

Let's meet OP

Join border patrol or ICE, total no brainer.

Improve your handwriting faggot, looks like mine when I was 9.

You start a new thread based on this which died pretty early, sadly.
You ignore retards and shills telling you you suck.
You get some inspiration.
You go over to Jow Forums and post the same pic + background info in the current /sig/ thread and improve your live
we all gona make it my fren

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start a revolution

user, I..... Don't understand how your handwriting can be so good unless you're a retard that still writes letters and shit by hand.

if dubs 5

That's pretty much common handwriting in america.

I'm in the UK.

Have lived abroad to teach English before but now have a small child here so it's not a serious option.

I'm torn between my own business and killing myself at the moment, but I don't really want to leave people behind so looks like I have put the effort in and get my idea off the ground.

What biz

I've worked as a teacher of EFL / ESOL for about 9 years - in 5 different countries.

My idea is to bring wealthy students / professionals over to the UK for a kind of one-to-one intensive English language training and cultural experience weekend / week.

I'll market first of all in Italy as I worked there the longest and know the culture, speak the language etc.

So i'll aim at wealthy Uni age kids or business people who want to spend 2 to 6 days with their own personal English teacher - having classes, conversation, visiting places of interest, museums etc.

I'd do pretty much everything myself. I can definitely handle it. Just lots to sort out and get done.

OP
come on
this

None of what you are talking about is me, or even makes any sense to me.

Do what you love user

Good. Going to Jow Forums is the worst thing one can do. Took me three years to learn.

Since you have suicide thoughts, there is something very wrong and you must be unhappy.
Improving yourself, your body, your mind, your surrounding, might help you achieving a better life.
That's what i want to say.
pls be no hero sir :(

>go over to Jow Forums and post
So option 6 - Embrace Homosexuality

I am unhappy. The only thing that makes me happy is my boy but his mum is a massive cunt and makes it as hard as she can. Inb4 pussy. If you've never had a child you have no idea how the whole world suddenly is on the side of the woman and therefore against you - whether you're together or not.

Oh, sorry user
having a son that will get a fucked up life by his mum while you can't do anything.

At least do something that will improve your sons life later on.
Like having some important message delivered to him from you when he turns 18

Caligraphy course, leading to a chance encounter with a diamond nib heiress, a whirlwind romance, marriage, infidelity, divorce, extreme poverty.

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that happens to autist who were touched by their uncles at a young age

kys

One crazy option you can try is to market yourself to lower-upper class Russians. They are heavily Anglophilic but do not have enough money to send their kids to the Ivy League or Oxbridge. They should have enough to send them to England for a small week though. The only problem is finding customers. Alternatively you could try to wheedle money out of some wealthy Chinese.

Think of a 6th option, label them 1-6, roll dice, do it immediately.

go homeless, it worked out nice for me, tho I'm not sure what I'll do during winter, maybe I'll die dunno

6 is a reroll

5 is a re-roll

3 then 5