/smg/ - Stock Market General

SNAP-coaster & MuskyWussyFussy Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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+230% since jan club where?

Consider the following:

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FIRST FOR SNAP ANXIETY

I can't stop laughing.

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TSLA Closing Price: $379.57

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A nice +70% day.

Cool Disney dipped, time to buy more. I have a call on ICHR and I'm still holding my HEAR call.

SELL AMD
TOMORROW

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He's African so they can't claim racism, checkmate lefties.

Disney and ICHR but earning dips

SNAP! TO THE MOON

TSLA to 410 EOW
Im going to be rich.

this is why i don't buy, but remember TSLA has about 1 million model 3 orders, so if they did manage to fill the orders they'd have about 15 times as much revenue as they do now.
and they can improve margins by not giving away free internet anymore and shit like that

congrats on this VIXcucks

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Thank FUCK I stayed out of SNAP

>SNAP at $14.5

oh boy

>when you bought a SNAP strangle so you profit NO MATTER WHAT

WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE FREE MONEY

SNAP SHORTERS WIPED OUT HAHAHAHA
SMALL SPECS

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>muh post ER IV crush

At least update the chart

GSKY
MNK
ROAD

All wondrous features in treasure photo. You buy now, before too late!

Snap - 16-17 bn valuation on a company with yearly revenues of 1 bn and which loses subscribers.

What's happening with SNAP

EKSO

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services.choruscall.com/links/snap1808077FoTlUlU.html

Call starts in 45 minutes

What is your expiration? I moved my 17th to the 24th because the crush was about 25% less

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REEEEE ELON IS GOING TO GET SUED AND RAPED IN COURT AND I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO TAKE US TO MARS WITH LE BLACK SCIENCE MAN

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Pumping so smart money can get out with minimal losses while millennials pick up the bags because of thots and hot dog golems

wait they havent done the SNAP call yet and it pumped to 14? wtf?

SNAP MOONING!!!

I can't tell if you're trolling the shill or not

The only thing this hambeast overclocks are his GrubHub orders.

Black Science Man openly slandered SpaceX in its early days.
He will be the first to be tried for treason and flushed out of the airlock in the coming Empire.

It...it's gonna crash, right?

(Tell me it's gonna crash...)

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I would with my paint.net but I got interview right now; I'll make when I get back in 2 hours.
Or somebody else will beat me to it. Sorry.

HAHAH HOLY SHIT i did not expect that at all. i was gonna tell u guys its gonna fucking crash hard but i been busy playing diablo 2

>elon uses his shares to vote no on the buyout

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weekly aug 10
gonna be most volatile and ill be selling at open

DDD TO THE MOON BABYYYYYYYYYY

Welp, SNAP wiped me out. It's been fun friends, I'll see you again in a couple of months.

My $400 in puts are now worthless
KILL ME

Yes, once earnings come in at -.25 a share

hope you bought monthly options, fuck weekly.
might still be a chance for SNAP to tank.

they beat estimates.

GSK looks like a good buy right now. Spiked after positive news yesterday, followed by heavy shorting today which caused it to dip. Once the shorts cover I'm expecting $20 easy.

MNK looks good on fundamentals, but jumping in after a 20% surge today is basically FOMO. Will look for a technical entry opportunity.

ROAD is a meme, and I can't really judge it very well. But in general new companies which dip below IPO prices are good buys as they usually recover. Even absolutely shit stocks like DBX.

To the user that said he bought snap puts and told me i would be crying after posting my long. better luck next time.

Every earnings season I'm thankful that my cuck broker doesn't give me options on US-traded stocks.

What if I don't and I just got caught up in the memes?

Also should I short CTL? CenturyLink is a bloated garbage company and will "probably" miss their earnings.

>GM founded in 1908
>Ford founded in 1903
>Tesla founded in 2003

After hours action killed all my gains already. Can this earnings period just be over?

Just consider the $400 to be the price of your education in options trading and move on.

Still unprofitable.

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>Sell AMD
>He doesn't think AMD is going to 50 bux

That was me, completely wiped out my portfolio. I won't be able to put money back into my account until next semester when I get my next student loan refund. Never stop gambling anons...

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i have been justed by DISH, Office depot, and snap.
but Kraft and Hertz were good plays.
Fucking hell.

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Paging Baggie, post your SNAPcalls.

Stupid fucking small specs holy shit

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>tfw sold calls for puts last minute

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>these SNAP people
Cuties

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If I just did the opposite option of what my brain told me to do, I would be living under a bridge I bought instead of some crummy freeway underpass.

holy shit I wish I bought snap. I told my boomer parents to buy it but I thought it was a meme.

Sorry you didn't listen to me on closing that SNAP short, hope you enjoy your margin call.

>not just buying a fucking strangle for far less money

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Thank you baggy, very cool!

How long does this pony go?

>He thinks I have enough money to trade on margin
Silly baggie.

We live to gamble another day boys. This image is all too real, I can only ever do well when I'm in a losing position.

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>he listened to his 7 yo nephew.

Goddamned you shits, I told you to straddle

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I hope you guys realize SNAP is just being over valued right now you didnt miss out on a large pump cause that shit is gonna crash way too hard for most to handle.

Might as well call the funeral home if your still in it cause ur about to neck urself by end of week.

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I've been telling you fuckers to buy snap calls for three weeks now

I have no reason to come here anymore for awhile. I will genuinely miss you guys. Obsessed kneepad fan signing out...

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>EKSO
NOOOOOOO

man what the fuck do you think weekly expiration options are for? I'm not a fucking buy and hold investor

RH gives me after hours trading for free? Should I sell out of SNAP before it goes back down?

>couldnt even outperform rkg
sad

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wtf I love Elon now

feelsgoodman.jpg

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You'll be back soon. I know your face.

yes take your profits

>Saudi Prince $250M stake in SNAP

MNK P/E ratio still 3 or less after price jump. A 3 P/E ratio with below 1 book to price. What you have lose? You think better investment?

ROAD is meme, but you buy now. Why you want loose golden oxen opportunity????

sell it fast, it's dropping like a rock

SELL SNAP AHHHHHH

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sorry user. I broke even between snap and wtw though.

hold it into Friday

U cant sell them after hours when ER's happen though.

wtf TSLA

What the fuck is ICHR doing. I swear to god just go down, let me take this loss don't play with my heart.

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Snap will be up tomorrow, and will likely continue to rise all week.

obviously don't buy shares in fucking Snapchat with the intention of holding them for a year

It let me sell, should’ve done it sooner though

>dr pepper crashes
FUCK
>snapchat moons
Phew
It was a good day today, lets keep it up tomorrow
Sorry my dude, hang in there

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NOOOOOOOO T_T those were good times
why did you have blow portfolio

NOOOOOOOOOOO! dont go ;_; me will miissu you T_T !!!!!!!
damn you snap!!!!!

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SP500 all time high tommrow, get your hats ready

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this shit is such a fucking bubble

He finally got her attention after death.
Sad, really

Don't count your chickens before the 8K.
>90 minute trading halt.
>No one at Tesla besides Elon has spoken about this.
>Elon's jet is gassed up 4000 pounds overweight.

Tetra Bio Pharma update. +16% on the day. No news. It wasn't quite oversold yet, and the chart didn't necessarily call for a bounce up this significant, so there may be some validity to a little rumor I heard. It seems, according to little birdies, that they may be announcing a major distribution deal this week.

It's a secret though.

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>check AH price
>19.43, same as previous close
heheheheh

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