Taking tesla private

They are.

Only a fool wouldn't be able to see the genius in buying bitcoin at 19k and holding to this very day

>worth $20B
>dates that
wew lawsuits incoming if he cant' prove that funding is secured at $420 share price

this nigga realised he cant do earnings calls

Why is he so based?

>she

Did he say how the buyout is going to be structured? Tesla doesn't seem strong enough to service the debt involved in an LBO.

He would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling jews.

Where's he gonna get the money from?

I bet he didn't think of that when making the thread. Elon eternally BTFO'd by a Jow Forumslet!

>Tesla can't turn a profit and provide positive news 4 times a year so we "secured" a lender who won't ask questions about the management style that got us here

I mean, he didn't think about the structure of a cave before building a meme submarine. What's securities fraud when you're already crashing and burning. Like Teslas are known to do.

>he didn't think about the structure of a cave before building a meme submarine
The fuck are you talking about? He was working with data he got from the team in thailand. You unironically fell for the media FUD.

He clearly wasn’t, or chose to ignore it.
Very narrow and twisting passages are utterly incompatible with rigid metal canisters that are too large to fit through the gaps. It was so tight in places that the air tanks had to be fed through first with the diver following behind. To be charitable, it was well-meant but useless. They may as well have sent my gran to help; she’d have been equally unsuitable.

He's not though. All he's done is make websites. Fund an electric car company, and fund a rocket company gives NASA the succ.

>websites that became Internet giants
>the first semi decent electric car company
>space company that is infinitely cheaper and more efficient than nasa

Seems good enough

Then why did the lead diver told directly to Elon to keep building the sub?

Are you going to argue with a guy with such an obvious personality disorder?

>it was well-meant but useless
But fair enough, at least we can agree on this. The fact remains, he was directly communicating with the lead diver.
>He clearly wasn’t, or chose to ignore it.
This is a ridiculous notion nevertheless, because Elon was not working on it alone. Or are you suggesting that some of the most talented engineers in the world, capable of building revolutionary rockets, would overlook something so simple? Don't be absurd.

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It could be mild autism, but I couldn't help it.

I was referring to Mr. Musk, but way to make it all about you.

Learn English. "Argue with" does not mean what you think it does, brainlet.

None of those "talented" people have ever been in a cave apparently. One look at that sub from anyone who has ever been cave diving and they could tell you it was too big.

the thing was barely big enough for a guy to fit in.
if a diver could fit that sub could fit.

I think it's pretty clear what he meant.

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Brutalist Beantown

>option to sell and 2x at $420/share or hodl
What do I do biz? I got into Tesla solely because of long-term play, and I feel they have yet to even begin. Do I keep hodling?
What happens when companies tend to go private? How easy is it to sell shares afterwards in 'private' market? Are they gonna 10x after going private?

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>building cars in a fucking tent
>yet to begin

They havent even taken over yet tho. Dem semis and Spacex tech leverage

It means the SEC is going to play “cave explorer” in his anus when it’s revealed that the new funding is not legit.

>How easy is it to sell shares afterwards in 'private' market?
Basically impossible.

>$420 per share
>420

He's memeing surely. Not $410, 415 or not 425, 430. $420 exactly.

>almost get booted out of your own company for some tweets

the dude is taking back control from the "sharehodlers"

>burn through cash
>first time with a steady cash flow
>going to go private and buy back stocks

or

>empty garbage to raise TSLA stock

He knows its gonna crash if it stays public.

the days of public companies are ending, all of the public companies are either decades old with no growth potential, or only going public because the private investors want to be able to sell to the idiots on the stock market, and those idiots are slowly waking up to this

funny how now ethereum is eating into private investors just like they ate into the stock market

Fuck all those Desert Tribes.

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jesus christ user
SELL
SELLLLLLL
SELLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ignoring that there is basically no liquidity if it goes private, 420 a share is an angel laying a golden turd on your shoulder. He's going to need to raise money and probably via equity so dilution. Take the money and run, son.

my dad has like 100k in tsla

srs

what should i persuade him to do?

shorters on absolute suicide watch

He meant he doesn't have the money lined up & the SEC is going to fuck him for market manipulation

He’s a shitposter, probably a drug addict as well what did you expect wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been on Jow Forums

If he doesn't actually have the funding to take it private he is so fucked.

Not relying on taxpayer funds

it's either going private at $420 or the company collapses.