"Hey Stacey, remember Chad, that guy I met on tinder last weekend?"
>"oh yeah. He's so hot. What's he been up to, girl?"
"Well, you're never gonna believe it. He bought a bunch of shares in Tesla yesterday and now it's way up! Twitter is buzzing!"
>"OMG girl. How did he know?"
"He said he's always been a risk taker and just had a hunch."
>"Speaking of risky, I was at Starbucks earlier today and on TV they showed the prices of all the different bitcoins."
"Omg I loooove Starbucks. Mocha roastie supreme?"
>"Duh. The cashier was such a dweeb. I think his name is user. He looked kinda nervous today so I asked him what was up. I didn't want him to spill my drink."
>"Yeah I've seen that cashier. He's soo WEIRD AND CREEPY."
"You know it. He said he was so nervous today because he invested most of his paychecks in bitcoins. He's been buying ever since it was 20 grand! I looked up at the TV and it showed them below 7000. What a fucking loser!"
>"Why would anyone buy bitcoin anyway? It's not real shares like Tesla or Apple. It's just... WEIRD."
>"WEIRD AND CREEPY."
Face it, Crypto is WEIRD AND CREEPY. Stocks are not
Who are you?
Well it is. But when i come to think of it i really do love cryptomarkets than traditional ones becaude of the memes
I thought that was going to be a lesbian gif
i enjoy these
fuck bitches get money nigga c'mon
WTF I hate crypto now??
Reveal yourself
Meanwhile in reality
>close my leather-bound copy of Pimp by Iceberg Slim
>check BTC price, see the price has dipped
>turn over to my naked blonde gf
>"bitch, put in a market buy on bitcoin 'fo I smack that ass like last time"
>"...y-yes daddy, right away"
>"damn right. Now come over here and get summa that sweet pimp lovin'"
And so it is done.
I just say I spend my money on investments.
nigger
nigger
Pimpin' ain't easy, but someone gotta do it
LOL
I want to buy a box, connected by tube to her asshole. I will live in this box, I will suffer in this box, and I shall die in this box.
Until I have become one with her profane scent, betwixt the point of man and mould, a sort of... feacal fungus given thought and limited ambulation, destined only for pain of the nostril, unto which gases sour and sharp might stain and singe, the acidic breath of the coin rimmed dragon, suffused the air of my soul, the admixture any alchemist would most surely divine as the elixr immortality might be sought from. And it is in that dastardly immortality, of the arsedly flatulence, where I might find truthfully, and finally, the greatest pleasure of living conciousness and being.
I will become a god, in the abode under the goddess. Where true brilliance might be heard, and I shall translate this message to the underlings beneath us, the peons who denigrated my plans, and called them unseemly and grotesque. And I shall laugh, as I compose epics and fables, of her farts.
CREEPYAND
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By Bitcoin I mean Bitcoin Cash Because BTC is no longer Bitcoin
Sometimes it really makes you think what the human being looks like in real life to write that out
nigger
great fud man
hits so close h-heh
U forgot to include gif
8/10
lol dumb nigger