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My Dad is Irish 007 edition

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My dad is Irish too, pic related

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bro tier

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According to the law at the time, a person who refused to plead could not be tried. To avoid persons cheating justice, the legal remedy for refusing to plead was "peine forte et dure". In this process, prisoners were stripped naked, and heavy boards were laid on their bodies. Then rocks or boulders were laid on the plank of wood. This was the process of being pressed:[13]

... remanded to the prison from whence he came and put into a low dark chamber, and there be laid on his back on the bare floor, naked, unless when decency forbids; that there be placed upon his body as great a weight as he could bear, and more, that he hath no sustenance, save only on the first day, three morsels of the worst bread, and the second day three draughts of standing water, that should be alternately his daily diet till he died, or, till he answered.

As a result of his refusal to plead, on 17 September, Corey was subjected to the procedure by Sheriff George Corwin, but he was steadfast in that refusal, nor did he cry out in pain as the rocks were placed on the boards. After two days, Corey was asked three times to enter a plea, but each time he replied, "More weight," and the sheriff complied. Occasionally, Corwin would even stand on the stones himself. Robert Calef, who was a witness along with other townsfolk, later said, "In the pressing, Giles Corey's tongue was pressed out of his mouth; the Sheriff, with his cane, forced it in again." There are several accounts of Corey's last words. The most commonly told one is that he repeated his request for "more weight", as this was how it was dramatized in The Crucible,[14] but it may also have been "More rocks."[15] Another telling notes it as, "Damn you. I curse you and Salem!"[16]

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Why did you pay someone to take your genetic code?

my dog is such a weird little faggot. i had no idea a dog could be neurotic but my dog is the most neurotic fucking thing i've ever seen, little cunt would probably be a serial killer if he was human.

im the next kevin shields

RORKE@S NUT IS TOTALLY DONE IN

Stop projecting

had a mid week wank and now feel lethargic

>going from tracksuits to do rags
is he trying to get the black yank vote now?

>Despite Corey's efforts to protect his estate by refusing to plead, George Corwin still attempted to extort money from Corey's heirs after the witch trials. In 1710, Corey's daughter Elizabeth and her husband John Moulton filed a lawsuit seeking damages from Corwin. Her statement to the court read, "After our father's death the sheriff threatened to seize our father's estate and for fear that of we complied with him and paid him eleven pound six shillings in money.

is this howth

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lads...
heterochromia

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I'll project my cock into your mum's fanny, cunt

Is latex british culture?

Police in helicopter
Search for eejit father

Annoys me that they can't specify "Irish" and "English" on these tests

gotta get off that shite mate, it'll be the death of you

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can i please get a girlfriend already honestly whats the problem here im a nice guy im sensitive and interesting and i dress nice i dont understand what girls dont see in me im really the perfect guy

if he's the deranged Irishman that was going on about his dad getting abducted in a helicopter then yeah

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FUCK PIKEYS FUCK SCUM I BASH UR CUNT IT BAD MAN

Deport any non Anglo, Teuton, Scandinavian or Celt

>accidentally click ENG (UK) when installing program

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you better hope you never get a gf because if i ever met her i'd stab her

lucky bastard
toilbergs forcing me to wait for the weekend

baths > showers

Hmmm, that's not right...

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still can't get over how sasuke and naruto double dunked madera. one of the greatest things i've ever seen in my life

MOI.... FARDER WERE TAKEN AWAY IN A WEE WIRLY BIRD HE WAS..

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I'm in the same boat - I'm 22 years old, and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl.

you better be voting lib dem tomorrow user ...

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>british men
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they did that to the alien in boruto too

probably the best post in this thread mate well done

can you understand it?

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nah but tights are

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grand theft auto

ta la

chit they are double dunkers
#alienrek

>so sexy sissy. Love your flat chest

screaming

just looks like the legs are covered in soot

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this is british culture

what an unfortunate chain of events

tights and latex

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>I've never even kissed a girl.

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Started taking cold showers before bed boys, in and out in less than a minute. My sleep's in the prime of its life right now

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remembering the schooldays when my friends and I would organize plans to squad up online for competitive csgo matches in the evening
where did it all go wrong

absolutely fucking need my head crushed between her legs like a melon in a vice

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'm standing alone
I'm watching you all
I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone
You're weighing the gold
I'm watching you sinking

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how would you come across this video
and what would possess you to link it here

used to read books in the bath but i changed my mind and started taking showers, haven't touched brothers karamazov since.

i've never kissed a girl sober but have kissed dozens on nights out lol

parents watching tv in the background. is the "british social realism" so beloved of our mainstream media networks the most insipid and dull form of propaganda ever devised?

based post
me i woke up thinking about investing in gestapo related items

*runs into the thread*
WONDERWALL
*runs out of the thread*

that was worth posting

seem to have got yourself tangled up there lad, come here and let me help you

*slips on a copy of the koran*

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piping hot bath, followed by a shower to clean off, followed by an ice cold shower to invigorate > any other form of bathing

I take the piss out of Swedes but the scandi's are honestly top lads, if a bit wet sometimes

what do you reckon the Nordic power ratings are?

any london leftypol sand nigger in

simply astounding post

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tights

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Only two more days until homealone

just lol if you're not bathing in ice water for 3 hours a day

me and all my mates used to play xbox 360 together almost every night. it was great. miss it dearly.

british steel just went bankrupt

nice job brexiteers

The Gestapo was based. They beat the grandmother of my classmate to death.

Haha

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wonder how many porn addicted freaks their are irl
so many here

got an absolutely peng picture of my mrs in tights somewhere but i cant be arsed to find it

might as well just ask if anyone from London is in.

just had my professional darts career ended by a dodgy pint

fucks sake eh

fucked around a lot on GTA IV multiplayer on the xbox

denmark > sweden > norway > iceland >>>>>>> finland

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i found the part about him beating one of indentured servants to death interesting as well

>mid 20s
>no friends
fucked it haven't I

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no they’re boring cunts

You got any of slags in red latex skirts?

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mad how that autistic finnish gimp only posts here when the aussies are in cos hes an attention seeking little worm

that was my favourite too. we used to play all the modes. Cop and Crooks was the best. Otherwise we'd go on free roam and make up our own minigames - demolition derby with the cars, helicopter jousting, etc etc. that games was based. Gta V mp was a crushing disappointment

the documents and ID papers are worth a couple bucks

I'm not going to take the opinion of a Danish lad putting himself at the top seriously to be honest mate

[spoiler]I had you boys at the top aswell[/spoiler]

Rasheed

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we all have lad why do u think we are here

female tyrion lannister on the right

Used to make so many friends playing with random people on cod zombies on the playstation