Quickest way to make 4k? Promised my gf a bike when she turned 21. Lord have mercy

Quickest way to make 4k? Promised my gf a bike when she turned 21. Lord have mercy.

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>bike
>4k

get those kneepads out

buy

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Sell softcore pics of your gf for betabux

>motorcycle
Don't think I can suck my boss's cock anymore.

Became her pimp. In 4 days max you will make it.

Already all in

easy as shit to save $4k. do you work at mcdonalds or something?

Ah yes, very easy for a college kid. It's not like I have bills to pay.

you're not supposed to have extra dosh in college. if your gf doesn't understand that tell her to fuck off.

I am secretly buying it for myself as she will lose interest after the first month.

kneepads, your gf’s gonna need a pair as well for the bike so you might as well buy two sets

Maybe you shouldn't make promises that arnt realistic to keep. Did you expect the money to appear anonymously in your bank or something?

become an RA. I got free room and board and a $1500k stipend per semester. i didn't do shit and all of the other RAs hated me. I got along well with the hall director though so it was cool. Then i just worked a bit too and that was enough to buy what i wanted.

Figured the market would be doing better, considering I told her I would buy her a bike just this past December. Got justd

Tell her you can't afford it. If she dumps you over it you saved yourself a lot of trouble, if she sticks around she'll respect you more.

She wouldn't dump me over it, just would like to buy her a bike as we don't have the nicest of things.

let me fuck your gf in your ass and ill send you 1 btc

Gladly.

WORTH IT!

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200 dicks in 4 days? Ambitious, I like it.

how do we arrange this? do i need my rapekit?

Unless your girlfriend looks like that dont fucking waste your money cuck

>promising expensive material items to girlfriend
>guy who rides motorcycle is also a beta faggot
gee what are the odds, tell me about your faggy tattoos.

Tattoos? No thanks.

those tats are disgusting

lol typical
guys who buy their girlfriends bike do it so they have a smile legitimate excuse for getting a second lower displacement bike
for example litrebike rider wants a 250 for the twisties, buys it for his girlfriend instead of himself so his friends don't make fun of him

Dump the bitch

You couldn't be more spot on.... Planning on going to the dragon tail soon and don't want to take my busa out.