When the FUCK is the next recession going to happen and how do i profit from it?

Sure. If you would've done this in 2009 you'd double your money.

convertible bonds niqqa

The bases are starting to get loaded for the next downturn (See people flipping housing, amount of debt owned, etc) and big corporations know now that they will get bailled out if they fuck up so accountability is down plus Trump has cut a bunch of regulations put on the banks so now we don't really have as many breaks on this crazy train. Question on everyone's mind is when not why but we won't really know untill we're a little ways into the downturn, at first it will likely look like a few very bad days for some major companies but will spread afterwords. My money is on late 2019 but I don't know Jack shit

Same result this time around? I kinda want more risk

Just because the dollar loses half its value and what you own retained value doesn’t mean you doubled your money. It means you maintained your spending power with a store of value. You can’t even call it an investment since it didn’t make any money.

picked up two rentals for nothing and they cash flow. now worth 50% more than purchase price

I'm thinking late 2019 into 2020. We are on some pretty unstable ground right now. The sad part is that is that this time, if a crash happens, we've already used our silver bullet so were fucked.

Consumer debt is at insane levels. I think the banks are going to be in some deep poo poo. We have a trillion dollars in credit card debt in this country. Every man, woman and child these days has a car payment. Millennials are getting mortgages with a 6% down payment with $30000 in student loan debt. There’s no way to sustain this.

Too many people are waiting for the next recession which means it will never happen, needs to have more euphoria first

6% down? wtf lmao

Buy index puts, longer dated the better
aka not a fucking week/month out

Now? Arent longer puts more expensive?

Never. The fed will literally keep printing dollars until we all finally switch over to crypto then a new system is born without a boom or bust created yet leaving humanity to decide how wealth is distributed.

This. Not to mention 4-5% GDP growth provides a hell of a cushion for any official recession.

Already began buy guns and ammo

why would a recession occur? give a reason why you think so

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For the last couple of decades you'd wait until the yield curve inverts and then throw your investments into cash about 6 months after because the market tends to crash 6-9 months after the yield curve inverts. May CDs while rates are shit is tanking. About 6-7 months of people losing all their investments you slack in your money back into stocks.

Look for companies with the best PE ratios, Forward earnings, etc after the crash. Diversify.

I dont understand the guns and ammo meme during a recession

Fed is jacking up interest rates. Even the IMF things tightening policy at Central Banks world wide will be to aggressive over the next two years causing a recession.

Idk my friend said one happens every 10 years or so

They are but just go a little lower on the strike. It won't matter when the drop hits. It's been the 2nd longest expansion in history, the crash is going to be spectacular.

Who said that Trump is gonna do another Obummer style bailout?

Checked. Thats a great idea but it seems like a lot of people will be doing the same thing as time goes on making then more and more expensive. Also my timing at everything is so terrible

I've been stacking as the indexes keep nearing ATH. Either I end up rich or I lose everything. I'm betting on the next year pretty heavily.

They'll push the legs out about the time the next presidential election cycle starts in earnest.

Actually yeah, if they're gonna engineer a crash, they'll obviously wait until early 2020, to blame it on Trump and get him out.

If you're investing for the long term future, just keep putting money in. You'll come out ahead in the end.

Short everything

>$30000 in debt
I fucking wish

To the illuminated, it's not a bug. It's a feature.

Fall 2019

>illuminated
Your phraseology suggests a combination of summer and faggotry.

SPX double top tomorrow. Callin it now.

There us a way to sustain it, america starts a war and blows up the economy they owe money to, mostly china. and then the market resets happy days fren, dw, we got dis

All those bankers hired as advicers are telling a tale, son.

>and big corporations know now that they will get bailled out if they fuck up
Oh user...you missed it?...bail outs wont be a thing anymore...bail ins are the next type of thing and US sneaked in the laws

How about you go illuminate my asshole instead you fucking faggot

This except they didn't patch it they stuffed it with money and keep doing it via low interest rates