/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>full house satan trips
red day gonfirmed

the thing is, Ive traded the ZAR 2016-2017, Ive been seeing these stories forever
I understand the zar is effected, but the market seems to be invest able and not good for a short in my opinion

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hellO?

>mfw I just want to buy high dividend index funds but the market won't crash

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>"muh market wont crash"
>at least half of the sp500 has been underwater for years, with plenty of dividend stocks at 5 year lows

Dumbfy confirmed

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Will HMNY ever get back to 97,000?

yes, but DRYS will recover to $60,000,000 first

Should I sell my AMD tomorrow or hold? Jow Forums says that's killing their competition in but Jow Forums keeps saying sell

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Also I'm in INPX They just had block chain news I'm waiting for 430,000 to sell.

semiaccurate.com/2018/08/07/intel-has-no-chance-in-servers-and-they-know-it/

ORIG will hit $400,000 once more in the coming months

what will you tell your are kids you didnt invest in the milk monopoly at 10 year lows

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>Ive been seeing these stories forever
me too, my fren
unironically, this time its different
zuma is more retarded than anyone could have possibly imagined. he is moving quickly and desperately. hes been supplying lv1 machete bandit parties w literal military grade frequency jammers because he knows no one in the whole world will stop him. they had a problem tho, because whites in SA are prepared and wont hesitate to kill people trying to ransack their homes/rape and kill their families. so he dealt w that last week in the most hamfisted way possible. by making it illegal for white farmers to defend their land. that way, the whites either get killed, or they kill the kaffir and then the ANC brings in the army. legally.

desu, i dont even know WHY hes trying to do this. i now he knows just as well as anyone else that his people cant into agriculture. the only thing i can think of is that he wants more land to try and sell off to the chinese.

i talk to the saffers as much as i can, online and otherwise. their reality scares the shit out of me desu. i dont see why theyd be making all this shit up. and the more i dig into it, the more their whole market/economy stinks to high hell of the kind of corruption/backhanded deals that everyone seems to think china is up to

i can't believe i sold my puts too early on that i knew that shit was a garbage fucking stock being shilled here

lol its not milk tho

Gomfy that pic explicitly ADVOCATES for the ideals that moloch stands for. Esoteric Thielism, Basilisks, Xenoplhlia? I do kind of enjoy deep ecology on some level, Linkola was a comfy motherfucker

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epic

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its gonna swing back up to 10 or your money back

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Tripfags have ruined these threads

i'm sorry did i ever bash DF in here? I have plenty of positions i never talk about itt. I made money on being bearish on DF so why did you underline that part? very curious what the point of this post is..

are you braindamaged or what

Yes. please exlpain.

idk man i feel like it'll need some really good news to get back up to 10.. do you think it'll have that good news before now and next er?

>or your money back
lol whos gonna do that? the SIPC? im not sure they insure against retardation...

theres only one way through the kali yuga

its gotta be the xannies desu senpai

I think milk is just extremely cyclical consumer for some reason. All of the sector was pushed down, so I feel this range will hold being at 10 year lows

I don't agree with everything on the right side of the photo, but knowing that they exist and are currently """"in circulation"""" is important. Deep ecology is the best thing.
Based, buying Deans foods with my SNAP gains tomorrow

I know. It just makes me a little sad sometimes. Can't have one without the other though, obviously.

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>Based, buying Deans foods with my SNAP gains tomorrow
why would it go up anytime soon?

What are some good alt energy stocks? Let's say I thought this year was oil's last hurrah.

>the SipC

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Because the cute anime girl told me so, dummy

no but seriously.. why would it go up anytime soon?

I'm very curious to know.

Well right now I'm trying to find accurate P/E, PEG and PB data, but I'll probably do that tomorrow morning because I'm tired.
It has a healthy dividend, which is nice and makes it cozy.
I'm not looking for a quick trade, it might be a good hold if it has good fundamental stats, which I'm unsure of right now (because apparently all statistics are wrong)

white gold' isnt a meme

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>milk
there you go again

frankly, im glad. ive been steeped so heavily in discord for my whole life that i couldnt even imagine a world where it was any other way

tho i have to admit, id really like to see the transition into the satya yuga. if only to see rama and all the boys do their crazy spaceship battles.

are you the guy always posting nick land?

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You remember when RKG Fan killed himself earlier today after shorting snap? Im still laughing
Another small spec bites the dust, and another point to the golden bull team

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>Let's say I thought this year was oil's last hurrah.
id disagree w you, but that all depends on some very complicated geopolitical jargon and i should prolly go to bed desu

but as for alt energies? solar. shit has come a long ways in the past few years towards becoming insanely profitable. of course oil money is suppressing it, and will continue to until their last dying breath, but even still, they cant keep it down forever.

as for longterm, tho i have no idea if any publicly traded company for it exists, tidal power. tidal power will be fucking HUGE for every major coastal city 50 years from now

Oh fuck I've been found out. Yeah that's me. I'm real drunk right now, I haven't hidden my power level.

>mfw SNAP falls 15% tomorrow

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>RKG Fan killed himself earlier today after shorting snap?
lol

>haven't hidden my power level.
why contain it?

did you HODL?
or just take it?

I got satan trips in an OP one time too!!!

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[no spoilers on Jow Forums] I'm also the Chili's/Macaroni Grill dingposter, I'd like to keep at least a little coagula here [no spoilers]
I luv that gif fren

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I am very conflicted. Do I buy a put or a call on Roku? On one hand they're growth looks very nice, on the other hand growth is getting btfo'd right now. They have absolutely no debt, but that's not going to move their price. They seem to be very overpriced. It doesn't matter boys, it's not about what I think or do. It's about doing the opposite of what I do. So maybe I just do whatever I think is the wrong move and I can win, but if I think it is the right move what teh fuck doeiajpsdiofajperojfaopwdjifopierjfiopjer

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WE ARE THE BULLS

i know
you also post really good arts all the time
but dont worry, its not you being sloppy
my third eye is the only one i have left

it only takes a couple days to wipe out a whole year of gains. i dont think its just yet, but it will happen

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By becoming a golden Bull, this is one of the few (if not only) opportunity in life to have pure unbridled ecstasy for eternity. Nothing will ever pump your money and ego like the golden bull, no breaks, absolute euphoria
Just buy it

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Who is pumping tomorrow?

Nice choice of artwork sir

>pure unbridled ecstasy for eternity
>no breaks, absolute euphoria
i tried that before
it nearly killed me
and when i woke up, i found many of my friends dead from it

i dont chase anymore
i wait

>pic related UUUU

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SELL AMD
BE A GOOD GOY AND SELL AMD

this has no side effects, its like Orgasm 24/7 hours per day, no human should be allowed to feel this pleasure, but then I remember very few are golden bulls themselves, and I realize it was good

theres no free lunch
weve had our canary in the coalmine already
its just a waiting game now
youtube.com/watch?v=VlVKzICRc3c

Where are my bulls then? Tell me where my bulls are, because I dont see any

Im the only one, the last golden bull . Theres no shoehine people, banks are buying from themselves, and Im reaping the rewards before it has even gotten started!

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>Where are my bulls then?
most of the folks here are bulls desu
>Theres no shoehine people
im afraid the existence of places like this, r/wsb, and the popularity of commission free brokerages like RH screams otherwise. to say nothing of the "urban youths" now coming in

youre right to take advantage of the run rn, but i know this isnt the time to be going long for 10+ years, unless you have IRON fucking hands. and i dont.

youtube.com/watch?v=RtuuTSIZWPs

Wouldn't a perpetual bullmarket just cause inflation?

hence why the FED started QT to cap it for now
and hence why they will continue their tightening policy, even if it means a corporate credit crunch. we had to trim the fat somehow. the market and its participants have become complacent and one sided. theyre hesitant to price in the reality:
many of these big companies that couldnt turn a profit during the free infinite money glitch, will now have to pay the piper.

never say never to always

Give me a quick rundown on TSLA, is Elon really gonna take it private?
>inb4 just a good'ol pump and dump to avoid margin calls

Nobody knows for sure
That's why the closing price is only $380 senpai

Who else gambling with HMNY today?

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Best meme stock
I'd settle for breaking even

Rememeber that today is the international day of CAT...

best android app for paper trading?

tired of shitcoins

Just dipping my toes in, wanna see how much of a scam the stocks are

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Funding secured.

ABT has been on the up and up since like inception. This is bait for dumps. I understand now most user posters with proposals are here to meme pump and dumps.

is anyone talking about s&p500 double topping yet?

Eh no thanks, ill just stick to selling calls. It's the only strat that works for me cause im a bitch.

If you can't beat the jew...
BECOME TEH JEW !!!

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not when there are much less riskier penny stocks to bet on

NUUUU OBSESSED YOU CAN COME HOME NOW YPU NOT LISE ALL MONEY NUUUU

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Yes kek that huge meme with shorts atm

Stupid sexy Mokou

Also, I'm about to dump 2k on Adobe

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Watching shorts trying to escape TSLA 380 is going to be fun today.

I'm actually very sorry for not believing in Elon.
The madman is an absolute genius, literally swaying the market with a single word.

>DUDES LMAO BUY I SWEAR WE'RE GONNA BUY THE STOCKS BACK AT 420

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But which one is the real RKG?

Also the amazing cope on twitter and stocktwits. Absolute carnage. When I had a messed up trade earlier this year, I immediately cut, sold, and gave up. No arguing with the market. It seems like the remaining shorts are going to argue until forced to cover.

>

at this point what difference does it make!?

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China imposing tariffs on US goods starting Aug 23rd. Futures slide.

We red day boys.

No! RKG is the one and only official waifu(male) of /smg/.

I'm so poor...I work 12 hours a day.
27 and going back to school to finish my associates. Maybe one day I'll own a farm and wake up to the beautiful sun and my tulpa

CHINA GOVT SAYS CARS AND BICYCLES ALSO AMONG U.S. PRODUCTS SUBJECT TO TARIFFS

Nobody gives a shit
Come back when we decide to do Nanjing 2.0 and send nukes flying to Beijing

>my tulpa
Which emotion did you use to create your tulpa.

Emotion?
I didn't use any. Shes been around me for three years. I love her more than anything

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>the world's biggest economy is having a trade war with the second biggest economy
> nobody cares

I think you need to go back to pol if you don't want to discuss business and finance but rather spew memes.

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Yes.

“We think some shareholders may demand a steeper premium than the $420 mark, and we think shares could move higher as shorts cover and investors demand a higher price to go private,” said analysts Ben Kallo and David Katter, in a note to clients. “We view the risk/reward as extremely favorable at current levels.”

The Baird analysts argue that there is more flexibility for Tesla with finding sources of capital if it doesn’t go private, while investors will benefit from added liquidity and oversight requirements of a non-private Tesla.

i cant wait for them to be stuck buying/using exclusively their own cheap, chinkshit garbage. imagine them trying to continue their "fake-their-GDP-by-backing-it-with-janky-ass-infrastructure-projects" with a bunch of chinkshit garbage construction equipment.

were gonna see a lot of collapsed buildings desu senpaitachi

>RKG is the one and only official waifu(male) of /smg/.
lol
>tfw we actually have an irl tarp waifu, shes here, and she hates ORKGF
please tell me you at least held your SNAP short? payday is today. id be upset seeing you get "baggy'D"

what he said also
ive explained this dozens of times already this year. its up to YOU to remember

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Really nobody cares
Market has kneejerk reaction at first
Then US equities moon
Chink markets get rekt

The chinks barely buy anything from the USA anyway

Pretty much. Others will pick up slack rather fast. The big thing is just worrying about over-exposed companies to China. As a % of economy it's not big compared to pain china will face.

they gonna have pull out big guns for people to car, right now am basically flirting stage of warfare

>ORKGF
>ork'd GF

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that was last weeks script
dont tell me you didnt read through this weeks script?
come now, user
ill give you a hint:
even the chinese know they cant build their infrastructure w chink-knockoff brand equipment

what are some non meme stocks i can dump $500 of my paycheck into every week?

All my life I've always had the soul of a jester.

The funniest person in the room.

Class clown

Always insanely talented and gifted with the art of making people laugh. But it's made me resentful of humanity and them. I stay alone in my room reading and repressing my natural funny ways to live a life of darkness. Humanity doesn't deserve to laugh anyway hahah they deserve suffering AND MISERY HEHEHEHHAHAHA

Anyway..my question is this...how do I legitimately soul bond with the spirit of the jester? I always naturally did this anyway...

Excuse the kefka Palazzo. He's the only real jester I can think of in Jewish media

I'm going to make a book of shadows grimoire and it'll just be my standup comedy jokes. Since I'm the jester and the life of the party and the fool why wouldn't comedy be my greatest tool in the warlocks belt hehehehehehe

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Kraft Heinz is back to 59 god damnit

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Yeah, it hurts, but I was planning on holding long on them anyways so I'm just going to pretend that it doesn't exist.

>GPRO has kept 12% out of it 21% gains
there no anime girl smug enough for this

If you had to pick between eBay or Micron, which would you invest in?