How do people react when they find out how much money you've made on crypto?

How do people react when they find out how much money you've made on crypto?

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they ask me out on date

How do people react when they find out how much money you've lost on crypto?

will never tell any1 , no matter the loss or profit

I had an encounter with a waggie very recently! funny story... My friend and I were standing directly in front of a Chipotle nearby a college. We were conversing about our various holdings in crypto when our discussion was disrupted by a clear wagie. We noticed him walking out of the Chipotle heading straight towards us wearing a suit and tie. "Get a load of this guy" said my friend. He approached us saying "You guys look quite young, would you like a job for the summer?" My friend and I exchanged a cocky smile then I turned to him and said. "Look buddy I'm actually very rich" He laughed it off thinking it was a joke, but his smile melted off his face when I pulled out my phone and showed him my Coinbase as well as my checking and savings accounts (which are linked by the way). "I-I'm sorry sir I didn't realize". "OHHH, so just because I'm wearing Crocs instead of Gucci you assumed that I was poor" The guy was beet red at this point and on the verge of tears. "FUCKING KEK" someone shouted as they drove past us, I looked to see who it was when I noticed he had several crypto bumper stickers on the back of his Impala. I chuckled in a cocky fashion as a crowd of people wearing crypto t-shirts surrounded us. "STUPID WAGIE" I heard one of them shout. I almost felt bad for the guy since he was full blown crying at this point. Then suddenly the door of the Chipotle swung open and out popped a sexy blond and a cute black girl. "Frank there is a customer complaining we need your help!" It was dead silent. I looked over at them and they both smiled at me. He wiped the tears off his face and looked at me, as if he was asking my permission to leave. "What are you waiting for wagie? TIK TOK..... back to work wagecuck." The whole crowed erupted in laughter, the two girls were both brought to their knees as they screamed in pure ecstasy. The wagie instinctively bent over, "No thanks bud I have two gorgeous girls to have sex with."

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>are you serious
It's even funnier when I tell them that I basically put my entire life's saving into a coin after seeing a powerpoint presentation and became a millionaire in less than two years.

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Hm...

they usually laugh at me and call me an idiot