Boomer trading tips

Itt Boomers give financial advice.

>girlfriends are a huge investment in your sex life.

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Buy low, sell even lower.

Link?

Buy bonds and gold and nothing else, heh

*cracks*
yeahhh I think we're at the bottom now
*sips*
oh yeah

I'm ironically drinking a mediocre beer in my shitty apartment just biding my time until I have to go to bed so I can be at work bright and early at 7 o'clock in the mornin.

*sips*

I'm 31 by the way, ask me anything

and yes, that's mornin and not "morning"
I've started saying it that way.

>buy chain link
>1k eoy is actually fud
>reddit said so

You need to put 15% of your pay into a 401k, make it roth if you can. Buy stocks when you’re younger and trade it for bonds when you’re older.
*sips*

Make sure you pee before bed. At your age your prostate is so weak you wouldn’t want to piss the bed while sleeping.

Remember to pull out your initial investment once you make 7% kiddo.

>31
>still wagecucking this hard

Its too late to make it

Then I’m in trouble

20% of your money in growth stocks
40% of your money in dividend stocks
10% of your money in cash
10% of your money in bonds
20% of your money in real estate
0% of your money in crypto you fucking tards

t. 35 year old boomer

I am a boomer and retired already.

How so? I could make it in 5 years and retire at 36.

invest in a zero turn mower

go for the cub cadet, john deere ain't what it used to be , yup

Sell bitrock (4k soon)
Buy rock and invest 401k

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Buy Litecoin
It's like Bitcoin, but cheaper!

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>spread your money out in such a way that 85 different things have to go right for your investment capital to grow to a significant degree
>bleeding yourself out by transaction costs and inflation
>literally no business distributes capital in this way, but somehow it makes sense for an individual
T-thanks