My dumbass boomer dad gave me 2k, but only to spend in the stock market for long term investment.
>What do?
My dumbass boomer dad gave me 2k, but only to spend in the stock market for long term investment
Ayden Hall
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Christian Cox
Buy link
Thomas Brooks
Buy link futures
Luke Jenkins
>2k to buy 'long term' stocks
>in 2018
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Colton Richardson
All in GPRO
Easton Rogers
Buy a gaming computer and play Fortnite
Joshua Gonzalez
microsoft
Hudson Powell
you cant do much with 2k
your best bet is to buy a leveraged etf
Gavin Reed
Buy a small amount of Activision Blizzard and AMD to prove to your dad that vidya matters.
Wait for Bitmain IPO and then go all in.
Grayson Howard
DELET THIS. This fuckin *tansmog* hurts me.
Evan Evans
Nice man, you might make like $500 in 10 years if you're really lucky!
Robert Green
This. WoW Classic is coming, soiboys will lap it up(even though classic is fucking shit compared to what the game is now).
Jason Barnes
Buy nice stocks like Facebook and Nvidia
Connor Davis
Put it all into an inverse ETF and watch it grow.
Justin Martinez
With those stipulations, I unironically recommend banking it and putting the same amount of money from your paycheck into a 401k (if you get an employer match) or even opening a Roth IRA. $2k just doesn’t buy much stock with minimum orders. Or just fuck him over and spend the money on something you want.
Hunter Walker
Asher Hall
>Bitmain valued recently @ $15B USD
Jihan can't lose. Even if Bitcoin Core tries to kill PoW it won't work.
> Bitcoin switches to PoS
> Bitmain moves miners to Bitcoin Cash aka JihanCoin
> hashrate rises
> difficulty rises
> Electricity cost to mine 1 bitcoin cash rises
> price of bitcoin cash rises to compensate
> Bitmain remains profitable.
or
> BTC stays PoW
> Bitmain continues to make massive profits
> Bitmain remains profitable.
Bitmain is your best bet long term once ICO drops. Until then fill your bags with Bitcoin Cash and off load any Bitcoin slowly.
Jack Robinson
Probably will just fuck him over and get a car, ill tell him some boomer shit like “In 40 years this is gonna be a classic and worth x10 as much.”
Cameron Rivera
100% in King Coin
Austin Hernandez
Dumbass.
If you're going to just spend the money how you want buy crypto and silver.
Safex (fill your fucking bags kids)
Bitcoin cash
ETH
XMR
Tauchain (if they ever get passed the carwash token phase and release a product could be yuge)
Maybe some BTCP because why the fuck not?
Also Z e t h r if you want to gamble. They've got dice and soon to be slots and other games. You also get paid dividends for holding coins.
Lucas Fisher
MU
James Fisher
lol
Caleb Sanders
Helios and Matheson Analytics Inc
HMNY
They are disrupting the entire movie theater industry
Dylan Ortiz
HMNY
Benjamin Flores
Buy beer and cigarettes and laugh at your dad.
Gavin Hernandez
Listen to his advice, he probably knows more than you do you little fag
Robert Jenkins
ShiftPixy
Brody Roberts
DONT BUY HMNY
THIS IS REVERSE STOCK SPLIT SCAM
THEY MORE SCAM THEN CHINKS
Christopher Lee
S&P 500...if your not larping. Its boring but its guaranteed gains.
Jordan Long
Ive made 150 bucks the last two weeks with a sub 3k portfolio.
Dominic Hernandez
>DONT BUY HMNY
Listen you little shit, thanks to your moviepass subscription on your phone I know every damn thing about you. Your address, your favorite movies (capeshit), your workplace, all your disgusting family. Where you eat, buy your groceries, even what you buy.
As soon as I sell some more stocks I will make a harassing phone call to you (should only cost me 8 or so stocks, oh shit 9 now, wait 11?).
Aaron Wright
invest in boomer o's
Tyler Brooks
...
Justin Powell
Why buy safex?