/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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I wasn't on Jow Forums today, did anyone get sweet gains from CVS?

first for based bulls

Who else /gambling/ on ROAD ER?

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go time

GO TIME

when the futures pump

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>people unironically thought me wrong about futures going back up

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BAC 4 crashing tomorrow, are you yes?
Plox ;_;

BAC all time high tomorrow

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Will FB keep going up tommorow? I bought some ITM calls on monday (on top of some calls that were already makeing me money) this sideways trading is cucking me.

you realize EVERYONE buying bank stocks because they boring and stable ATM... right?

lmfao I bet he actually hates drinking that shit for the camera.

Every good growth stock is so expensive. It's not surprising someone would pay $420 for tesla. Growth is just growing in multiples right now especially in technology.

Anybody here ever go in-person to a shareholder meeting?

You are wrong, Buffet will fall.
I have a month on my puts, so I'll give it two weeks and see what happens.

Buy MU and ignore it for six months.

Thats the worst idea youve ever had, BAC is one of the top performing bank stocks. You could literally choose any other shit bank

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you MIGHT get a pullback within two weeks
but look at this divergence dube !!!

it strong as heckies

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I just want to try my robintrack strategy!
And it's only a little bit of my total portfolio, so it will be an interesting experiment

What do you Anons think about CRM pre-earnings call strategy (selling day of ER)?

dont matter if you only use 0.01% of your portfolio
Buffet says dont lose
You could do any other bank and you would at least have a small chance of success

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stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you holding BAC puts?

>buffet says don't lose
Unrealistic expectations. You have to try new things sometimes! It's for science
I'm mobile posting so I can't see it, I'll check it out when I get home

Yes I'm retarded don't do it

KEK S&P 500 Futures is really struggling to break 2857. Whoms't has enough money to get them out of this dip.

You could just .... pretend to be holding. puts, you know.

>buying the peak
A Jow Forums approved move

Now that 90% of my portfolio is in boomer stocks I still need that rush. So it's science and gambling

do you even know how S&P works :/

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comfy golden bulls

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thank you to that user in Japan. you were right on the massive popularity of Fate GO. they even made new anime films and TV series based on the mobile game. BILI to the moon.

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they are buying them because the yield curve inversion FUD was moronic

Some motherfucker bought $47,000,000 in Home Depot near the close of day.

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I hope you are only short for the near term. I'm pretty bullish on BAC after a bounce off support.

I think the banks will plummet, but not yet. Need a few more years for Corp & Student debt to balloon and derivatives along with it like 08. Sell your put when it hits ~ 31.

Note: I've been playing with Fib pivots lately, I think I'll use them for every day trading instead of MACD.

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When is Twitter gonna bart back up

Forgot to add that Ichimoku is pretty damn bullish

It's for sure a short term thing, BAC has great fundamentals and I wouldn't bet against it in the long term

nikkei is right
if you wanna short a bank (first off, youre fucking late) short wells fargo. absolutely the shittiest fucking large bank out there w out question. has the largest exposure (indirectly) to subprime shit. shittiest earnings out of all of em too if i remember right.

dont short banks right now comfy, you missed the fucking train by several months.

you wanna short the market, but do it ez babby mode? short high yield corporate debt w ITM puts (HYG). it tracks the market (kind of) and is already in a bear market

Let's talk about some cool stocks for once

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No no no no this isn't about shorting banks, this is just trying out my robintrack analysis. A giant meme, I know.
It worked a total of once with KO, so if it can work again I can compare the charts and slowly figure out what works and what doesn't
It's just a fun side project

you need combine your robinanal with fundementals like:
why would brokers rekt people buying boomer bank stocks
Vs
why would brokers rekt people looking for get rich quick with HMNY

????

Comfy you need to combine your robintrack data with TA & FA. This is you right now

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anybody taking Comfys advice seriously should neck themselves.

He has no experience
He has no knowledge
He has a portfolio with a negative return. Putting money in an index would've been better for him.

A good idea! I'm going to keep working on it
I'm not giving advice, I'm just doing a side project for fun!

the audacity

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comf
unless you can tell how many institutional investors are ALSO in it, that is useless. also, robintrack doesnt tell us how many shares each mofo is holding, so we cant really get a good read on how much of the float is RH retail

the best way i can think of to get the institutional investors would be to check finviz for the outstanding shares, then check for %institutional investors there are to wager a guess as to how many shares th big boys are holding. but again, unless you can find a way to do a similar thing w stock held by retail, its not going to be any help. not to mention the fact that RHtrack scales those charts all the fuck over the place

Its oookkkaaaaayyyyy! It's just for fun, I will not speak of it again until I get more results

What do y'all think of $dbx calls tomorrow?

I V C R U S H

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

im telling you how you can get more results

RHers are fucking retarded. 1 user could mean 2 shares of BAC. or it could mean 2000. im sure you can see why this would dramatically change the results, right?

whats the boomer gamble next week boys

Viacom or Deere

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what you said is right and imo is important to figure out where the shares are.. unfortunately theres no use with that poor soul.. he won't take anyones advice as you can see in this postHe is just a shitty trader going to zero and now hes doing everything "for fun" He's going to be one of those people in his 50s delivering pizza saying how the stock market is rigged because he is too incompetent to learn anything. There really is no use for him besides what not to do.

seriously you are going waste your time, he's a potato head that isn't capable of learning or understanding. Seriously.

>BAC
>lowest vol stock ever
>"crashing tomorrow"

That would actually be pretty nice.

For sure, that's a good point.
I'll have to factor in all the big fish and everything you said, it's very valid criticism
I'll give the project more depth

>Deere
Always Deere

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I've been watching futures the entire day and it is pretty riveting. Better than most animes.

I'm watching the 1 hour candle in S&P and the bulls and bears are really going at it.

Kneepad, what is your ethnicity? and nationality?

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I'd guess that she's a white American based off of a number of things. Then again that's just a guess.

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i assumed north east asian girl , idk y

we saw the hands
looks like an alien to be honest

>she

She has man hands
But I'm sure it's a girl

post hands, I am an expert in the hand field

Lukiamia will do that to you. Also I'm drink and high fuck spelling. Let's shit post. Look at me I'm elongated musk

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dunno if you caught that shit i noticed at the end of the day, but im pretty sure that /ES nosedive after close was caused by large specs buying back their short /VI contracts. this would explain why the VIX was moving so irrationally in the last hour. judging on pic related (which sadly is delayed, as the site only updates on sunday) large specs are overwhelmingly short. so are small specs, with commercial traders taking the opposition.

the VIX doesnt really go much lower than what it is rn, so people were likely covering near close. however, small specs dont have NEARLY enough ammo to move the VIX like that. and commercial traders are already long, so that leaves large specs as the only people that could have been making the VIX move the way it was

let that sink in for a second.
large specs were closing out their /VI shorts today to either mitigate risk, or to blow out small specs. there was no other news as far as i could find that would move the market the way it did into close, so it almost certainly has to have been one of those two things

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I assumed El Atrocidad since her grammar is piss poor.

I have some disturbing news for you

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So, who here really believes Elon is going to buyback all the Tesla stocks at 420 just like he said?
I seriously think it was just a move to make the shares price skyrocket temporarily

also, heres my pic of the VIX just after close
i think VIX fuckery is afoot, and THATS why we saw /ES eat so much shit after close.

if im right tho, and theyre mitigating risk/blowing out small specs, then this will continue into tomorrow

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>tfw you just looked at SODA and realized it was another BRZU move that would've net over $50 in credit, meaning a 500,000% return since they were trading at pennies before

I didn't save it, that's honestly my biggest mistake in life
Rip

Yeah I remember you from the last thread. You're really activating my almonds. Def something going on. Somebody with deep pockets is getting ready for something.

inb4 another 9/11

Im surprised small specs are net short

This is Ford, obvious, you should own it but the question is which pattern fits. Winner gets one bragging point

You've never been on real drugs or been in an area with really poor people. Cash me ooosode bitch

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>these numbers
>the prophesy

oh shit quads with quads

SELL SELL SELL SELL

fucking happening when?

checkked

how do i get in on this action on robinhood?

uh oh. checked

but one of the things we were talking about was the fact that the FED sometimes shorts /VI in order to control the market. if THEYRE getting out of the way, this could be VERY fucking bad (except for me, as this is exactly what i was looking for to happen due to the way shits been going lately)

confused me too, but keep in mind this is from sunday. im sure its changed somewhat since then

at how much money should you get out of robinshit and open a real account?

im moving as soon as im out of PDT

basically like middle school to high school

Whatever broker you want requires or never. There's nothing wrong with robinhood. Unless you really want to play options.

Dubs and SNAP crashes hard enough tomorrow to save everyone's puts

should i switch to vanguard if im only using it as a savings account?

it's okay, Trump won't let anything happen. But the market is looking like it will retrace to ~ 282, testing support there before the next leg up to ATH.

>it's just a close out of short positions & prep for calls going OTM

Don't kid yourself.
Our deaths were priced in; ahahahahahahah

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If anyone has audio of the CEO saying nigger, now would be the time to use it

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Someone with audio skills get to work

(I'm kidding SEC)

>Somebody with deep pockets is getting ready for something

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This is my favorite kind of pornography

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>it will go up forev-

>Tesla
Elon is 100% serious. He doesn't want to raise anymore public money. He hates the shorts, has great companies and deep pocket. Shorts are fucked.

and it did

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>forever
>did

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