I offered a female coworker to get into a relationship with me for a 6 month period in return for $50,000 usd. She knows I am a Virgin and was completely fine with the arrangement. She has agreed to the terms of service we shook on it. She will be moving into my 3 bedroom condo 1 week from now.
Sex is only allowed 3 times a week. Payment is after every week of $2083.33. She has agreed to taking 3 weeks off of work with me and we intend on going to Hawaii together. We both work at a small real estate firm together, both of our jobs are in office. We have agreed to keep it professional at the office but outside we will be living together.
We intend on taking separate cars so no one suspects anything. I can't be more happy than I am today. Tell me anons what are you doing with your crypto gains?
I'm not a trader or anything special. I got lucky and bought ethereum at $3 because one of my tech savy friends told me to. I sold last year before the big crash and I'm happy I can finally use my gains to get into a relationship and also lose my virginity. What do you guys intend on doing with your gains?
Daily prostitute would have been cheaper, and you could have more variety
Elijah Gray
If you're happy, I'm happy. Just try to play it cool and not be overly needy, and who knows: she may genuinely want to stay with you after the 6 month term
Sebastian Morgan
Like stay longer so she can suck more money out of him
Joseph Morgan
After the initial 6 months, he won't have problems getting into relationships.
Sebastian Stewart
Just think, you're saving yourself years of heartache & coming out of it with a cheap divorce.
Jayden Morris
the kind of woman who would agree to this is not the sort you want to be lviing with for any length of time.
Expect her to fuck your career if you try and back out of your end once find shes a terrible person.
Landon Evans
Women should do that to some extent. It's disgusting if a fan can't/won't provide. Of course, if she's a conniving opportunist then that's a different story
Jaxon Butler
I think you overpaid her. >Sex 3 times in week
Luke Campbell
that should read "man" not "fan"
Sebastian Nelson
It's more than just sex for me. I want someone to cuddle with and tell my deepest desires to. I want to make memories. She can provide this for me.
Noah Mitchell
I'd kill myself before I became this pathetic
Connor Powell
pretty much this
Connor Butler
this
Nicholas Russell
This
James Gutierrez
creepy desu
Asher Sanchez
Congratulations fren. I am doing something similar but my arrangement is to use my crptyo cash to hire a QT JP girlfriend to live with me and do all my household chores. I am paying her on an hourly basis and managing which task she does. Cooking for me, or cleaning toilet, or washing and folding my clothes. I even wrote an employment contract for her. I am getting lots of good practice for future managing staff in a business. Applying workplace techniques to increase her housework efficiency. Also I make her wear a "uniform" (maid apron) and make her greet me enthusiasticly with a big smile, just like a MacDonalds employee would. But everything is still within the law and I explicit said there will be no sexual harassment at the beginning. So I am sticking to that. Besides I have onaholes and 2D anime for sex needs, which is in many ways more satisfying for effort invested than sweaty sex. And this Qt nip chats to me in Japanese to fill any other desire for company. It's effecient way to do perfect wife simulator. We are success fren.
Saddest thing I have ever read. Has to be a larp, this is just too cringeworthy. Who would brag about this
Nicholas Walker
Who is this semen demon?
Grayson Gray
a year worth of salary in 50% of the time to be the personal prostitute only 3 times a week of a virgin nerd seems like a rationally minded person's decision he probably pays for her living expenses and makes her gifts too
if you dont care about children this is the future of relationships after 6 months you can just sub to a new model
Cooper Brown
why is this so true? i could never get a relationship, and after i got an 8 months old with my ex i can get relationships whenever i want
i literally spent a week gfless before someone wanted to become it (i am with her for 1 year now)
Alexander White
After 6 months, he's gonna swear off relationships after dealing with the emotional bullshit from women
Jacob Edwards
THIS
Brayden Murphy
Don't pay the last week, what's she gonna do.
Isaiah Powell
absolute madman
Angel Torres
Girls are designed to settle for betas, once you learned how to behave like a good beta, instead of an omega, you were deemed acceptable by them.
Parker Robinson
How is she going to explain this to the taxman?
Noah Powell
KYS. Paying 50k to be treated like shit and fucking miserable. Congrats on this, seriously.
Hunter Perez
This, lol
Colton Jenkins
God damn dude. You're fucking retarded. For even a small fraction of that price, you could have gotten an absolutely gorgeous girl from pretty much anywhere in Latin America. Or pretty much any country with an economy weaker than ours. You could have paid $5,000 for the whole six months, and by the end she'd be asking you if she could stay longer. From the sound of this, it seems like you picked a stuck up roastie who's going to be very strict in what she will and won't do. Horrible investment. What a moron. You could travel the world for the next two years fucking beautiful women left and right for $50,000.
Dont do it because she will never want to be with you because of you but for money, why not just buy a wife for life from some 3rd world country or i dont know try a dating site.
Robert Roberts
>Billions of single women looking for a stable relatiobship around the world >user needs to pay a woman to have a relationship Wow. Why do I browse this board?
Well that was dumb. Instead >pay $50k for plastic surgery >get literally any woman you want for the rest of your life for free Or >spend whatever on escorts to get your confidence up >use this emotional high to improve your attractiveness to the opposite sex >get literally any woman you want for the rest of your life for free t. former 19yo kissless virgin, now 23yo who has experienced a net monetary gain through female relationships
Adam Sanchez
Really bad fucking deal mate
Juan Nelson
>realize after 1 week that she's trash >don't pay What's she going to do, take her whore contract to a judge? Get your 3 pumps in and get them on video.
Easton Wood
You should be getting daily/on demand sex for that price bro, jesus.
Logan Jackson
>telling women your deepest desires
>thinking women are your friend
lmao m8...
Daniel Evans
You guys are all holding this guys bags lmao, so some whore can take all his money because he’s pathetic. The future, right goys?
Zachary Davis
We need a new religious text for this shit. fuck.
Mason Sanders
hilarious how people here are judging the woman instead of the man who is spending 60k on the idea of having a gf
you virgins are sad
this board is full of pathetic incels, kill yourselves
James James
You are way over paying for pussy
Adrian Gonzalez
How about both? Dude's a retard and though she has made a smart business decision she's still a literal whore.
William Morgan
$2k week is good for unlimited pussy from a 9/10 18 year old.
You got jewed.
Angel Rogers
Pretty Woman isn't reality actually
Jace Price
It's two different things.
One is bringing home some chick you know that you've developed some form of sexual attraction to.
The other is finding some random stray you want to sleep with and bring her back home.
Which would you rather have?
Grayson Adams
hmmmmm.... considering you'll make up the 50k in the next bull run not a bad deal. she better do all the cleaning.
Jeremiah Torres
Movies always paint the perfect reality.
Julian Richardson
This is fantastically autistic holy shit OP
Also wtf
Dylan Barnes
I have a low maintenance gf with autism, very cheap I suggest this instead of doing something as retarded as OP.
Landon Cox
>telling women your deepest secrets
user, I...
Robert Gomez
None of the women with autism I've met were low maintenance.
Jeremiah Perry
This is so fucking pathetic kill yourself
Tyler Nelson
this
would have been worth it though, if she weren't psychotic as well.
