Hes going to jail isnt he

hes going to jail isnt he

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ur mom is

He gonna hire me to colonize mars

More like colonize your moms ass lmao

If this guy wasn’t a billionaire he would just be a crazy person

/ourgoy/?

Hes rather going to be the next president of the world

Jep, and they're gonna spin the story to make it so fake news convinced him to become a racist and Obama will take over Tesla

Why would he go to jail for saying he considers to buy back the stocks of a company he created ? I mean show me where it is illegal to say what you consider doing in the future ?

Now had he said it , and than sold his stocks , it would be seen as fraud made to sell his stocks for a higher price , but he didn't , not as far as I know. So since its not fraud , and not illegal , there is no reason for him to go to jail.

Conclusion , at most they would accuse him of fraud , he would come clean , and in the mean time , we would be able to buy Tesla stocks for cheap , when the normies try to jump of the ship like suckers.

NO U!

HE HIRE ME! and here is why.

>be me
>launch.jpg
>give earth the finger
>hop around on the moon for shits and gigs
>get to Mars
>fuckbitchesgetmoney.gif
>sire a son
>first human bean on the red planet
>"okay son, let's go visit daddy's homeland!"
>pit stop at the moon to play toss the baby.
>arrive on Earth to the applauseof thousands
>dude at podium says
>"Ladies and gentleman! I would like to introduce you to Mars's first born.
>meet BlipGork!
>the first alien on planet Earth.


That face when can't find aliens so you make them.

Why would the government throw away their favorite tool?

>not playing kick the autistic on the moon

When they can’t use him anymore, they’ll demonize him then demonitize him then demoralize him then incarcerate him

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We can do that on the way there. Not sure how long the trip is but if it's anything like a normal plane ride or a bus then there will be more than one to jettison

Around 300 days. You have plenty of time.

It is fraud to say “buying back at $420 a share, funding secured” if you have no formal offer prepared and especially if you haven’t actually secured funding. And in either event twitter is not an appropriate channel to disseminate the information even though they covered themselves with a literal blog post.

In 2013, the SEC ruled that companies can use social media such as Facebook and Twitter to announce key information so long as investors have been alerted about which social media will be used to disseminate the information.

Musk offered some clarification to his tweet later Tuesday, saying the "only reason why this is not certain is that it’s contingent on a shareholder vote."
The explanation could have been too late, Henning told the Free Press. Corporate governance requires a company officer to first notify the board of directors of any deals, then negotiate a deal with the board.

If the SEC believes Musk's tweet misled shareholders, the SEC could deem it a violation of antifraud prohibition in the federal securities law, said Henning.
“I suspect the corporate lawyers are scrambling right now and hoping the SEC doesn’t go after him and the company, because it could be viewed as a statement from Tesla,” said Henning. “If it misleads investors, the SEC can bring a case even if no one’s been harmed.”

And, legally, Tesla shareholders could sue Musk for a breach of fiduciary responsibility, said Henning. If the tweet gives an impression that Musk is trying to "stampede the board," that’s a violation of state fiduciary duty of directors, he said.

>Buying back at $420 a share, funding secured”
Why would he do this? does he not like money would it not be better to
1. kill someone in the auto drive car
2. make the company valueless
3. Sell to patents to offshore company you control
4. Proffit!!!!

no

>Hes rather going to be the next president of the world
>world

That's definitely not how you spell Mars

Me too. With my dick.
Brutally colonize that planet like some uppity negress who ran away from the plantation again.

yeah he's going away for elon time

oh ho ho ho
he he he he
kill yourself

>300 days.

Agreed. Hell we will probably all be in a constant state of autistic warfare by that time

I thought it was funny. Stop being and edgy faggot and go enroll for the school year.