/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

if logic existed in usa this would be the midwest

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need frens

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>willingly chose to become a wagecuck

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Watched Sicario last night, really good.
It was supposed to partially be a statement on how the American war on drugs is just as bad and ruthless as the drug traffickers they're trying to take down or something stupid like that. However the whole movie I was rooting for the "bad" government guys lmao

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me irl

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Did calgary die?

Haven't seen him in awhile

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"midwest" existed before the US existed that far west.

Badlands National Park

But if you want to enjoy nature stick to public lands outside the state and national parks system. They are generally less crowded and less strict about use and resource extraction.

>isle royale

>a national park named after fucking fortnite
>good

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Gross

you're actually right, forgot SD was part of the midwest

but that's the only good one. the rest of midwest nature is just trees and more trees
SD really dont deserve to be a part of midwest

Walmart selling flowers for $14.88 guys

Yellowstone

>yellowstone
>midwest

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is there a holiday or some shit coming up?

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dude it's memorial day in your cunt right now

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=Ez0C32pw4oE

I'm in the electronics section and they're selling The Elder Scrolls Online for $14.88 too, what does this mean

yeah but is memorial day a flower holiday? guess it is if you want to put stuff on graves

One of your 6 holidays for the military

About $14.88 more than it's worth

Why would you make this post

Yosemite

>tfw no TES gf

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BIG BEND

I post music for my convenience.

anyone play escape from tarkov

>hello, you see I'm a European and my unwarranted and unsolicited opinion on the matter is x, y, and z

apparently we get triple or double pay on holidays both american and mexican holidays so i hope they count this one

i have to been to 30 states in usa
my opinion on the best states is most likely way better than 99% of people in this general

i wanted to play it but i have no money

Let's go island hopping

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>not the Acadia National Park

It's the jewel of the Midwest

I've been thinking of buying it because I love STALKER and it seems to match that aesthetic. How good is it?

my favourite midwest state is florida

they should. Honor fallen chicanos everywhere

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Do Mexicans also spell honour incorrectly?

>liking Trump
Please tell me in what flavor of cognitive dissonant social circles is it acceptable to call the former vice president a "Swampman" and a "low IQ individual" in company of an antagonistic regime.
Unbelievable.

I don't like Trump, but Joe is a low IQ individual.

But the sound is like really bad in that video.

Joe "Touch her up" Biden
Joe "the predator" Biden
Joe "unwanted sexual advances" Biden
Joe "no consent" Biden

isnt that the one that most likely going to run fo the democrats?

@106204877
given you warnings about this in the past and if you reply to me again I'm getting the authorities involved

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Bidan*

Doing nothing at office because my gringo overlords are not working today

Me on right

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Those American upper middle class suburban families are so fucking repulsive, holy shit.

which gives trump another 4 years

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how you stupid fucking steppe cow fucker?

Me on right as well

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>Unbelievable.

That's what he does. It his stand up routine in making fun of politicians in the "swamp" that endears and generates populist support

This is a guy who basically admitted to sexual assault, and his supporters did not mind

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someone's jeaaallllooousssss

Reminder that this is the world's only International Park, jointly administered by the US National Park Service and Parks Canada via a treaty signed by President Johnson, Prime Minister Pearson, and Governor General Vanier in 1964.

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Columbus do you want to meet up so I can beat the shit out of you?

did those flowers come from walmart for $12.88?

>tfw you'll never have this
I want it but I hate this pic at the same time.

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Fine. Which Lodi trailer park do you live at?

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Jealous of what? Your endless urban sprawl that renders any viable system of public transportation impossible? Or those overpriced cardboard boxes that you call houses? Or the disgusting human waste that dwells in those "buildings"?

i can clean impurity, wash away with kerosene. can't offend my modesty, thank you for defiling me.
youtube.com/watch?v=qR2QIJdtgiU&

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There are no Walmarts on the island so I doubt it.

Seething ruralet

Brookdale Mobile Home Park at 1166 Lafayette Rd Lot B1, Medina.

I went to "club" yersterday, some friend of a wifes friend was celebrating something. I was surprised they even let me in. I experienced no discrimination whatsoever eventhough I looked out of place.

Only thing was that I was searched with far more intent and with more lenght than the rest by the bouncer.

Upon entering a random girl tried to dance with me, but being so asburger I failed to dance back, she just danced away. but kept close.

I thought to myself "I´ve been discovered, they know I am asburger!" but no, it looked like they thought I merely didnt want to dance with that one girl.

After a while the more high class ones went away, and the remaining ones decided to go check out another place, once we were out they asked were I´d like to go, I said "up to you" and we went to a more mexican folk music type of place

I didnt dance there either, and I talked to some random girl, I just told her if I could drink with her, she said yes, she started talking about how cool and humble she was and this and that, her friends looked at me with distrust, I guess that was understandable.

point is however, I learnt the world doesnt treat me as badly as I thought it would
and besides being slightly scared of me, or cautious, they treated me quite nice

(:

morning

bout to have some tea

im from the midwest and all the food i had in LA was supposed to be good, instead it was either stale, slimy, or just utter shit

The fuck is a ruralet?

Is this copypasta or legit?

a "person" lacking in rural area

Legit

Midwest is chill and dindu nuffin, why hate us bud?

It's a soul.

That´s a nice pic

>they know I am asburger!
I keep reading this in broken english

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Good for you for getting out there. It will never be easy but you can find ways to integrate
t. been there

i want ro paint my room but now that i have a job i dont think ill have the time

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We have plenty of villages, but we were talking about suburbs, not the countryside.
Я бы тpaхaл чepнyю киcкy Pиaнны, пoкa oнa бoльшe нe cмoжeт хoдить.

10/10

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wait till you have a day off.

i dont think ill be able to paint my entire room in one day

maybe one day ill paint the thingies on the top of the wall, and another the walls themselves

weekends?

Need to get shit done today, but I'll just do it tomorrow and smoke some weed instead.

wait a second....were you formerly the lewis center Ohio, user?

My aunt is getting a French Au Pair. My goal is to fuck her.

Stand tall for the beast of America!
youtube.com/watch?v=X4V-R2Z9E1c

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the whole au pair thing confuses the fuck out of me
they ONLY make sense as fucktoys for the husband
I've yet to see a family with an au pair where the kids actually learn the language of the au pair, they're just glorified nannies who get loads of privileges because the families are usually rich

*ahem*
BUMP