/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'm just surprised it took this long to drop
Going to be funny watching it try to scramble back up to previous close

first for SPX all time high today

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Based frogposter. What's the next moon mission?

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WEED up 3.25%
AMRS up 2.6%
Sold TBP for 7% gains

If it wasn't for CRMD tanking I'd actually be in the green today!

WH IS TTWO GOING DOWN. THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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>stock kisses buy limit twice, then sell limit later in the day
>none of them get filled
What's the point of timing the intra day peaks perfectly if your broker fucks you right in the buypussy?

Is weed gonna break 40?

I have type 1 diabetes and it looks like big pharma has no interest ever curing my zombie existence - should I invest in LLY since they'll never be out of business as long as people like me don't quit living

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that does not seem to be the general consensus

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goddamn

all my quants point to a huge HMNY boost coming after hours

ride or die

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Let's go TTD and FNKO. Don't let me down.

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your quants are broken my friend

Consider its done it several times before, yes. The real question is how long until it does, and how far past 40 will it go?

Use a tobacco, diabetes isn't serious unless it's type 2, the type they never managed to cure. Invest in PM.

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awake from trader na--- OMG NOOO IT DIDNT WORK WHYYYYY

you sound like a correlation trader....
why dont you use the actual correlation forumula the way hedgies do it ???? I.E. tradingview.com/script/JdOl7oYm-RS-Multiple-Majors-Currency-Basket-Power-Oscillator-V0/
has good example of custom corrolation

or why dont you use TV's built in correlation indicator i.e.
>inst1_corr = correlation(close, inst1_data, p)

also you can TOTALLY prove your HVG theory with statistics, i.e. something like pic related

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Well I'm glad someone is having a worse day than me. Feel like AMD is trying to dig to china

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>FNKO
why do dis m8
it's like cabbage patch dolls

FNKO more like FKNO amirite?

I have 40K AUD in Suncorp. Just copped a 5% swing, should I sell off the profit?

kek the scramble from 19.24 to 19.29
>19.29
>19.31
we great depression years now

Meanwhile, in bizarro land...

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Are you telling me to live ironically cuz my life has been suffering since I was able to form permanent memories user

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Proves that while you may have a future R&D edge the market will not agree.

I’m wage slaving and trying to keep up, what did I miss?

So whatsup with TSLA ??

Bought a new buffet stock today at discount
its called SYF

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

First for a hard JUSTing from MU

S&P likes that FAANG is mooning

China up to no good with Mercedes Benz
and to ROKU user I hope you sold at 57+, it went down

This is why the majority of my tech allotment is split evenly between the two. Also Intel has a div and AMD doesn't. I check both ways before crossing a one way street and betting on people being stupid has never done me wrong.

Sometimes irony leads to greater appreciation of authenticity. Just smoke a cigarettes, it'll cure your diabetes.

i did, thanks for advice

I'm about to wage slave in a literal factory, but AMD is down hard and Intel is shooting to the moon- maybe I will be able to buy something nice for Christmas

Chill bro, dont look at daily chart but more longer term

>Being so insecure that you crop your portfolio value
We're a poorfags here.

>AMD is down hard
It's not over until close and after hours
did you forget the dip to 19.10 yesterday

People love that capeshit stuff, and they have so many licenses to make that crap.

Also, what in the actual fuck is pumping this market.

I actually just wanted to try and make the chart the only thing and nice and square. More so as I'm getting like a billion texts and would rather not share those.

3rd time is a charm. SPY crack that 286 mark and off to the races.

AMD breaches $28 and we're all rich

Where would you have the money go instead? Bonds aren't worth the paper they're printed on and sitting on cash is retarded.

Huh did WEAT just go up .01

I always try to be inside my actual buy/sell limits by 5% or so. If I want to buy at 1 I’ll set my limit at 1.05 and if my sell is 2 I’ll set my limit sell at 1.95. I’m losing money but at least I made the trade.

pollster time
>age
mid 30s boomer
>line of work
attorney
>type of investments
dividend stocks, mutual funds, 401K, Roth IRA
>net worth
~400K
>retirement when
55 or when I accumulate $2.5Mil
>favorite investment
Based KO

Damn I’ve been meaning to buy Intel but never had the free cash :/

It's not going to 28, not next year or the year after that. No way. INTC would have to fuck up badly by tremendously losing server market share or getting hammered with more bugs along the lines of spectre and meltdown.

TSLA gamble is taking bets right now.

>BAC is red today
>my puts are green
Buffet... Heh...

54
Wendy’s chef
Memes
6 gorillion
23
HMNY

word
thanks ill look into it for sure
looks very interesting

why did you not buy during that massive dip last time

That's not the point that I'm trying to make. Retail trader's can't push the market like this and smart money left in January (They move annually and quarterly). Where is all of this fucking money coming from?

how do you only have 400k cash if your deep into your 30s and have attorney income

This

MNK still strong. Rest of my portfolio is shit. i had to sell PIRS and TST at a loss. Waiting to get back on GSKY. TNXP, ROAD, flat will probably suddenly drop violently.

Market is kinda fucked for opportunities. It was several hours of my time to research and DD and buy GSKY and it shit the bed.

Thinking to get out of equities until after the mkt corrects. Waste of time and money anymore. Nothing I do works anymore and nothing but the moat hidden shithole companies have any value.

this is me in the future
any life advice user?

stay away from roasties

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Because I’m a big stupid idiot and wasn’t paying attention to the market :(

Thanks for the answer, bro.

22
Work at University
Dividend and meme stocks, options """investments"""
17.5k
Smith & Wesson
T and cyclical PSMT

19
Uni student/Starbucks barista (you are free to laugh)
Junior mining and /smg/ memes
Only about 5k cash but a shit ton of camera gear, I'm guessing ~10k worth
Ideally before 60
Currently WEED, and I pray that one day NRG (the Canadian one not the US one) will take me to the moon

Early 30s
Psychology, not the kind that pays well.
Roth IRA, had a 403b because work for nonprofit lost all my money because 403b lost all my money during 2016-2017
Type, mostly dividends and growth.
Net worth? With student loans? Like 100k.
Retirement, probably never.
Fav investment, NNI. Student loans are here forever

>Wendy’s chef
Texas poster was a multi-gorillionaire this whole time. Did you know Dave Thomas? What was he like?

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What is the strike price and date on those BAC puts?

This is probably the best life advice anyone could give. Now if I could only follow it.

The wheel is still spinning and the ball is in motion and it's not too late to lay down your bets

Bears are so smart
everyday Im blown away by their top notch analysis on the markets

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Tesla is now priced as if there is a sub 10% chance.

tfw no gf (male)

It's about time for some more shitposting from Elon.

wrong, my models say he won't say anything until market close at the earliest and just as likely over the weekend

Years ago I met a richfag named Dave Thomas when I was delivering TVs.
The first thing he said when he opened the door was “I’m not the Wendy’s Guy.”

What bears? Being weary about floating around ATH makes you a bear?

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>NRG
that penny stock is going down
did you do your research on how junior mining companies make it big, and correlate it to what NRG is doing right now

lol
whats the logic behind this?

theres hardly any volume so its not that either
imo its the large specs pushing the VIX down artificially. theyre getting out at ATHs rn and once theyre out, were pulling back some

To be fair, both bulls and bears have stupid people whose market analysis is an overused quote like "a used clock is right twice a day" or "paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value -- zero."

might as well
it just shows you dont understand the magic of the SPX

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sue elong musk now, reeeeee

>datamining

Their Nevada property looks so promising! I will admit I have not done much research on past junior mining companies and their successes though, would you care to fill me in?

20
Student
Stocks, meme and long term, Roth IRA my grandparents set up for me.
Like 3k in my RH account
ASAP :^)
I’m making a lot on AMRS; RUN treated me well too

Post the earnings casino for today please.

>age
21
>line of work
Pizza delivery boy and student
>type of investments
Boomer stocks and degenerate gambling
>net worth
~5k
>retirement when
Kms
>favorite investment
TWNK

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>TSLA
Wew. Did anybody really buy at $380 thinking it was going to go to $420?