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D.B. Cooper edish

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knobs out for brexit

Recycle this cunt's thread.
Don't use a Yank one.


Thank you.

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This is already a recycled thread idiot

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>immigration makes britain great
what did he mean by this lol

/brit/ theme
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Buy bitcoin

what's the biggest number you can think of?

this isn't accurate

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999 octillion

one quadrillion

just seen the loveisland lineup
not a looker out of them
one proper slag who apparently also has a masterss

200

A Giga-Zillion

your mums weight

ahaha

i regret not listening to the velvet underground sooner
they're proper brilliant

999,999,999,999,999
dunno what comes after a trillion

How would you even know you silly bugg
Goodness gracious

mad to think that if current trends keep up then in the next generation of men 40%-50% of them will be virgins in their 20s

need to get some mad final drug binges in before the ol 'cude

I want a mommy gf with big boobies to feed me milkies.

ME IRL

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I knew a lass off of last years

epic post mate

we are seeing inequality shift from being primarily fiscal to being sexual as well

this is the best looking girl in the loveisland lineup

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Benzo withdrawal is fucking doing me in

Called in a refill a week ago and it still hasn’t processed, doctorberg is dragging his feet on this, will really be considering dropping him after this

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nah the only people shagging will be shaggers so the offspring will be shaggers too
virgins will be extinct by 2050

Need some English lass on top of me riding my cock to be honest.

Proper shank man

tommy fury is very very good looking tbf

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*pushes cop into the knife angel*

6 Million

fuck off you cunt

Mikey is a virgin

45?

great achievement

staring into my light, wonder if I'll go blind

just wanna cuddle with a qt gf

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Their father is a mad cunt. There is a english gypsy fella called cockles. Your man john fury pulled his eye out lmao

Bitcoin? That's based.

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i just watched that panorama show on jeremy kyle
and there was a love island bit where one ex contestant who used to be miss england said the show made her have sex with someone which then made her suicidal when she left

>loveisland

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when I was a youngster I used to sleep wit a nightlight directly over my head because I didn't like any shadows near me as I considered it an example of unreality

big john tells it like it is

>loveisland

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fuck off you cunt

Good lad

hey why dont you fuck yourself

Business idea: Love Island Battle Royale edition

Had to laugh when he put the jewish fella in his place. He's a rough man though.

loool didnt big john do 7 years pen time for that?

big john fury on ifltv tells it how it is

Don’t see how I can ever be happy again

the truth does not fear investigation

like boasting about going to school with a pornstar

haha YES johnno x

Can’t upload photos or videos from the phone anymore, doesn’t even detect any on my phone

Odd

The Clifton Suspension Bridge is well known as a suicide bridge and is fitted with plaques that advertise the telephone number of The Samaritans. Between 1974 and 1993, 127 people fell to their deaths from the bridge.[68] In 1998 barriers were installed on the bridge to prevent people jumping. In the four years after installation this reduced the suicide rate from eight deaths per year to four.

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dont know what this means but i'll consider myself parred to save time

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Parappa The Rapper is unironically the best game I've ever played
love that cute little dog

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Spent a lot of time in jail that man.

want to use a dating site but dont want to upload photos of myself. not just due to autism but due to not having any pictures

wish i could have a meetup with the /brit/ lads in newcastle and take some peng pictures

just realized that i, a 30 year old yank, have barely driven automatic cars throughout my life

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do black pipo listen tot this?
i imagine it's only white teenagers who do

This fucking gyppo retard really named his daughter Venezuela

>and is fitted with plaques that advertise the telephone number of The Samaritans
no it isnt

me and the lads

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i used to get drunk on a friday night in the local park with one of the top 40 slags of 2018

I don't watch it but I read that there's normally a meet the parents episode so big john fury will be on love island himself

fuck off you cunt

Used to but when he got big and his audience turned white black people dropped him, now he plays shit like Coachella

That’s how hip hop works here, waiting on shy glizzy to turn into a rapper for white kids now

The man is a multimillionaire and one of the greatest skilled heavyweight boxers of all time and also a former champion and still lineal champion. I don't know how you can call the man a retard when you're living in poverty over in the US lmao

the proto gf

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oooh yeah hes good at punching what an achievement

Hate waking up at 4pm. Means I've got to talk to you lot because all my friends have gone to bed.

>Dude but the judge stopped counting
>Jontay won that fight dawg
State of yank cope

t. schlomo shiekelsteinberg
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classic bit of big john footage

always going to be difficult in these sections but it never ceases to amaze me how uninteresting people come across in these things. she doesn't even answer the questions properly: what do you do to keep busy? what do you do when you're having a night in or going out?

big stiff dossier

You try it and see how far you get.

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I remembah the stadium as it used to bloody be... a place of worship. I cheered amongst the stands 'nd had sum fuckin' right good old pissups along the rafters. We woz proper happy then, at peace, like.

I remember too the day Thatchers coppers came. The day marked by cries of pain and a torrent of spilt pints. The terrified women and footie lads huddled 'nd were crushed in darkened corners. I led many to safety, but many more paid the ultimate price. That day my beloved cup final became the 'illsburrah disaster. There, the tories practised their twisted scouser cleansin' that corrupted the bloodeh land and nearly crushed us all.

Even after the Toreh's reckless policin' tore the club apart. Norf F.C were unable to find a lasting sanctuary. I remember the armies of suvverners that swept down on us like a fookin plague. During these dark times the one called John Major made the countreh his home. Then came Blair, the one they called the betrayer, the enemy of my enemy.

We helped him expel the suvverners in northern seats and cut off the Toreh's voter base. We voted with renewed strength 'nd together we reclaimed our sacred citeh.
I think part of me knew even then that the Norf had only traded one evil master fer another. I prefer to remember Liverpewl as it used to be 'nd not the fookin' abomination it has become.
Me soul bears the burden of my misjudgement. But I have been patient, I have been waiting and when the time is right the betrayer will become the betrayed.

IDIOT

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I doubt i'd be very good at spinning a pen between my fingers either, it's about making your time useful

they're gonna need ten plumbers to do you when ive got done with you you big stiff idiot

its great pr for both tommy and tyson
becus now every single girl in the country will know who they are

He’s a fucking retard, just because he’s a boxer doesn’t make him less of a retard it makes him more of one

I make more money than most brits and live in a house bigger than most Brits, Brits aren’t ones to be talking about poverty

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He's 100% right.

"Shame on you, you let a fat man beat you," said the undefeated Fury, after stripping his shirt off and clutching his stomach at a news conference.

"I don't even live an athlete's lifestyle. It's a disgrace to call me an athlete.

"Wladimir lives a strict lifestyle, but what's the point in being professional for all those years if you can't beat a fat man?

"I could beat Wladimir if I was 30st and fat as a pig. I don't need to turn up in shape."

"If a so-called super champion can't land on a big, fat, lazy Gypsy with a loud mouth, what kind of a super champion is he?

"I'm going to knock him out inside a round, just to show how bad he really is. No 40-year-old can beat Tyson Fury."

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Schlop Schlop Schlop Schlop Schlop

lol good post

and you know your gay lover?