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mustard doesn't expire

uh yeah? if you leave it it turns into mustard GAS (very danger)

>mustard doesn't expire

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If lesbians = femcels, how do you explain the the ones who aren't fat or ugly?

>it's easier for the entire world to memorize 15 letters mostly representing internal feelings rather than actions or life style and apply this knowledge in the desired manner

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Happy Memorial DAY
Can I get a HELL YEAH BROTHER
fOr our FREEDOM
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

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Incels don't exist dumbass
It's 90% attitude problems

going on a date with a hijabi tonight
youtube.com/watch?v=c0dORHW9Cg4

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Porn actresses aren't actually lesbians, user.

Me? I'm volcel

do hijabis fug on the 1st date

Anyone have the video of the bald, pink dad? I've seen it but can't find it.

But it's not the whole world, it's for teachers. Wouldn't matter if it was for everyone though, we all learn Mr./Mrs./Miss and "apply that knowledge in the desired manner." A few more won't hurt anyone

I know a few IRL ones and not all of them are unfuckable

anyone else get tonsil stones? I've been getting them again recently

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Do you hang out in gay nightclubs or something LOL

uhhh, I got those and my adenoids removed in second grade.

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dunno, this is the first one i've ever asked out. she's flirty though

Mustard is a cheese, it does not expire.

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HELL YEAH BROTHER

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Elicits a strong wew laddie errytime

was at the bar few months ago. was outside with some girls I know and some "lesbian" came up to me and was flirting hardcore, grabbing my ass, spanking it blah blah blah talking about how she wanted to do lewd things to me.

her lesbian partner was sitting 3 feet away watching and making snide comments like "he's probably gay" and "don't waste your time" She was probably 350lbs and disgusting

lol

I had a big problem with them for a while, had to buy a Waterpik® and pick at them with toothpicks, trying not to make myself puke. Just about every few days, they were disgusting and sometimes got big enough that they make my tonsils really hurt

After a few months of that, I got strep throat, took a round of antibiotics, and haven't had a tonsil stone since. Could be latent infection related, perhaps you should see a doctor

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did you honor any american soldiers (heroes) today /cum/

>actually going into google to get the proper registered trademark character

yeah, i saluted and honored some /cum/ soldiers all right

Brother was in the Navy so yeah I guess

Jow Forumsing that cartoon version of the dad haha

Eh, maybe. I haven't had any discomfort for probably two weeks though, I had a sore throat from going on a bender. I think they're just finally making their way out, I can get them out just by playing around with my jaw.

please stop making fun of my dad, it was a very emotional moment for the both of us

Thanks for reminding me!

S

yall crackers im gonna fuck you with ma big black mothafuckinblackdick

i don't want to get copystriked!

oooga booga where da white bois at??

bitch ass nigger

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yaaaaas pls

not being given a swedish girlfriend is a crime

Any Florida anons?

stop being so entitled

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a negro messaged me the other day trying to get me to suck his dick and I told him to FUCK OFF NO NIGNOGS ALLOWED

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Goddamn, emo is such a fucking terrible genre of music

I wish

b&r

found ale
she cute

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i really wish i was dead

if i take a trip to sweden
can i get a swedish waifu to come home with me?
i am a tall chad and very successful

>very successful

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why would you want an uber feminist roastie?

also does anybody remember that canadian lesbian who moved to sweden who used to post here a few years ago?

THe more you let people bully you and give them reaction the more they will bully you. The more you reinforce the frame of your depression the more you will be depressed. You need healthier attention than the kind you get here ale

there is a fair change Swedish girls are taller than you 1,70m yellow man. My sister is above 1,80m

imagine if boston actually won the cup lmao

the kind of attention i get here has no impact in my life

yeah just open up tinder and take your pick

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>25

u can tell i am because i am a /CUM/POSTER

i take full credit for you getting job

hot

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or maybe you like younger girls

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ok

or maybe you prefer (girls)

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I’m moving there

is she a vampire?

ive taken 4 poops today, 2 of them were multi-flushers

Reminder that this is Sven

>someone posts a qt olive skinned chick named ale...
>immediately post about how you want to die
Big ol’ thinkeroo

this is when i use my swedish flag
this is when i use my mexican flag

I’d smash

what part? I love florida

what does your bio say

linetrap is only 28? crazy

yo tengo pito

New Smyrna Beach

DISFRUTIENDO DE LA NATURALEZA.....
youtube.com/watch?v=uMm0ZZo4dn8

The biggest mistake America ever made was not invading the USSR in 1945.

t. patton

will probably be pretty nice, bit jealous. what's taking you there?

bad edition

youtube.com/watch?v=TLJiJ7ijvyw

moving there for work. I’m a flight instructor, so the weather is nice there are there are big pilot schools which means many jobs

support OUR Troops or GET OUT

why in the world would someone upload that clip?

that's pretty neat

Patton did nothing wrong.

seething

the faster I get my hours the faster I can get to an airline

>hadn't fapped to gay sissy stuff in like 6mo's
>hadn't dressed in 6mo's
>suddenly it's all back at full force

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY

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I sleep. Will return in 4-6 hours.