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>I looked back to the sea. There was nothing. There were no reinforcements. I thought the invasion had been abandoned. We would be dead or prisoners soon. Everyone had withdrawn and left us. Well, we had tried. Some guy crawled over and told me he was a colonel from the 29th Infantry Division. He said for us to relax, we were going to be okay. D, E, and F Companies were on the Pointe. The guns had been destroyed. A and B Companies and the 5th Rangers were inland. The 29th and Ist Divisions were getting off the beaches.

>This colonel looked at me and said, 'You've done your job.

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I'm gonna be a stormtrooper in the next world war

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The South will rise again

they cant even rise out of their mobility scooters

wew

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Almost scored an epic goal in FIFA

did the overhead flick to bear a defender, shit was epic

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Finally free from the nut house lads.

I want to break some shit right now

I see a pattern there

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all my hobbies consist of being alone with an inanimate object

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what's your opinion on going to asia to be a sexpat?

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have you seen Varg's 2 newest videos?

none

chads btfo
bbc.com/news/health-48396071

Do you have a foot fetish?

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I've not seen any of his videos as he's a blithering idiot

>dofiga
turn off the proxy hohol

y wud i

me on the left

Chad doesn't have to work out and become a muscleman to get women.
uh no that's CLEARLY me

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weird phrasing being used
they're trying to make it seem like any man doing anything to improve his appearance is damaging his fertility
but instead it's simply artificial hormones causing infertility

My friends said today I had a drinking problem, lads. I guess I never really thought I had any problem because compared to most of family I'm sober. But apparently drinking a 12 pack a day means I have a problem. I don't like getting shitfaced, but I like the feeling of being numb to my problems

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I shaved my dick and balls while in the shower. I got a little carried away and ended up doing my gooch and around my asshole. Feels weird, man.

>drinking a 12 pack a day
no wonder they think you have a problem

12 pack a day is quite a lot.

No. But I have a fetish for tall women who wear miniskirts and long, bulky soldier or jumper boots.

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does catyank post here? is he a known poster?

Why not drink hard liquor like vodka or rum? It would get you drunk way faster than drinking a 12-pack.

Prost

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Have not

12 pack a day is a bit excessive, at least your friends care enough to be concerned for you so that's a positive right?

you should put some nonscented lotion on there it'll be better when the hair starts growing back

oh ok cause we already have one footkraut in here

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I don't hate America
Just hate society simple as

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Yeah, I put some on. Too much I think, it's all slippery.

I hate foreigners and non-whites

That's what my parents drank and I hate them, so it's probably some false sense of superiority 2bh

I don't like east asian women, frens

beer will get you fat though in no time
b&r you'll fit in here well, and probably get soyjack spammers panties in a bunch quite a lot

>I hate foreigners and non-whites

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probably too much then. I like the unscented lubriderm, it works well for such endeavors. and you get used to the feel tho it's very weird at first.

business idea: deport the entirety of the los angeles metro area back to mexico

>you'll fit in here well
I RUN this place kiddo

Want a cat like this desu

What breed?

what about san fran?
it's a blini cat so probably russian

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I still have the $11
dunno what to buy with it

I just used this aveeno daily moisturizer that I use for everything else. ha we'll see.

buy me some panties :p

all the trust fund kiddies and techies can live in west oakland and see how their progressive policies and gentrification are "helping"

He collects photos of /deutsch/'s feet.
Never understood that fetish tho.

this

i hate all of you

youtube.com/watch?v=IKHpkB4wKd0

feeling is mutual

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I love you

i'm poor
i don't buy stuff for other ppl
its other ppl who should buy stuff for me

bit rude bud

They'd never admit to being wrong.
seems like you're already ahead of the game

I'm in love with a stripper

EVEN THOUGH IT HURRRTTTSS
'CUZ I DON'T CARE IF I LOSE MY MIND
I'M ALREADY POOOOZZEEEDDD

Which do you think is healthier?

you've got $11 you're rich maybe I'll even send you cute pics!

not exactly a fair comparison so

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Find something with less calories to drink now or you will be a fat fuck

*walks up to you in public*
*places a white feather into your lapel*

i'm fat

>wow user, you get to date TWO girls? lucky!

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What's wrong bud?

girl on right is ok but not a fan of the girl on the left
but i'm desperate so why not

bet these are trannies

>girl

I have some baaaaaad news, chief

so what makes a village a village?

I wank to all races online, but I've only ever been attracted to white girls irl

villagers

life would be so much easier if i was a boy

>but I've only ever been attracted to white girls irl
VERY racist

racial, linguistic, and cultural homogeneity

I don't go out to public that much and i avoid eye contact

I'll trade you genders for a while

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>you will never fuck a prime, young jessica simpson

why live

there are pros and cons

YO DIS NIGGA WHILIN

look at mr tranny expert over here

having a listen

>doesnt recognize masculine faces from a glance

are you a girl, by chance?

some girls have a penis

Is it though? I acknowledge that there are pretty girls of all races, but in my personal experience every black and latino girl is a fat cow, and every asian is a flat chested bucktoothed girl

youtube.com/watch?v=u9LYvER9Lao

>some girls have a penis

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i'm home.
had a nice night tbH

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