>go to random.country
>the first country you get is the country you'll be born in in your next life
in an 1 to 10 scale, how fucked are you?
>since when does this exist/10
Go to
Cut my life into pieces.
>French Guiana
1/10 if I manage to join metropolitan France
>Palestine
why? austria isn't really a bad country
>Chad
The only way it could possibly be worse is if I was born in the CAR or South Sudan
>he doesn't want to be born in CHAD
>Eritrea
ok then...
nigger your country would be literally called chad
this is how you'd probably would look like
>Montserrat
never heard of it
G'day, mate.
I'm okay with this.
So technically I’ll be a Swedish with a Finnish passport.
comfy
This is the fate of all phoneposters I guess
0/10
Oh great I got
Svalbard and Jan Mayen
>Andorra
who
How do I immigrate to the Netherlands?
damn how I'll get the time to watch movies? if I'll have to be involved in wars
i doubt there are functioning tvs in that country
Not bad at all
Nah
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
You lucky faggot
>>the first country you get is the country you'll be born in in your next life
I don't want to be wh*te...
I think Latvia has Georgians, Armenians, Azeri, Kazakhs, Kyrgyz, Uzbek, Turkmen, Tajiks, Siberians, Mongolians, and Koreans because of the Soviet Union.
It also has some Jews and gypsies
You could also be a son of expats, even Poland accepts black expats
>Montenegro
>seems like a comfy place
I guess I am lucky to born in Azerbaijan. Or I had to care about when I am going to get slaughtered by hutu or tutsi. Most part is I could try to not get ebola challenge.
WHY?!?!
Rwanda is literally becoming the Singapore of Africa. Every year it becomes a better place to live
Kek, you got lucky - Austria is a prime place to live, been there for 12 years. Sucks though if you crave some seaside..
BASED
Glory be to the Father,
and to the Son,
and to the Holy Spirit.
As it was in the beginning, is now,
and ever shall be,
world without end.
Amen.
Average salary is 748 $ per year. When I was in Germany I hang out with friends from around world and this fucking shitskin nigger looked me like I am the subhuman because I am not from christian country. Most terrible part is Serbian guy next to me was very friendly.
Thank God it's not the US or Cucknadia
what the fuck is this fake country?
its flag symbolizes mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard
Russian puppet state annexed from Georgia.
Our Father, Who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy Will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.
>South Sudan
oh no
Pretty fucking based, I won't lie.
I got Libya
I know basically nothing about it, other than Gadaffi ruled it and there's currently some sort of civil war going on. Though supposedly it has some oil wealth and is developed in some ways so if I was born there after the I suppose I wouldn't feel too unlucky
cya, virgins
not bad
what the fuck is that flag?
SO BLESSED AND CHRISTPILLED
Nz dependency but french clay
I've seen it
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