Ask an Israeli anything

I'm bored. Ask your answers.

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would you move to America?

How much money you get from reparations?
Why you guys are so racist towards Arabs?
Why you guys have so many Armenians?

Do Algerian jews miss their motherland?

Have you ever witnessed a rocket attack?

I've thought about it, but I generally don't want to leave my family or the region I was born in.

I don't get any money from reparations, my grandma did though.
We're not really racist towards Arabs, if we hate them it's because we see them as an enemy.

Don't know, don't think so

Yes, I live in the north of Israel so in the Second Lebanon War (2006) there were constant rocket attacks around

Oh, and we don't have Armenians, I think there's only a small amount in Jerusalem because they have a church there or something

Where are most of your ancestors from?

Are reptilian women hot?

My great grandparents came from Ukraine, Belarus, and Poland

They are cold blooded

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אתה משומרון ,מרכז או הצפון?

What's the common (and your) opinion on guys dating shiksas

German Gas or Hizbollah Rocket?

Why does your government bomb Syria every once in a while? Seems very bad mannered.
Also what is the Israeli women opinion on circumcision of the male penis?

Why do you kill your nigger jews using vaccination?

Have you done your national service?

Do you have any opinion of NZ or Australia?

Dunno

גליל

Don't care

Because they're arming Hezbolla and shit, idk, read for yourself

Nobody really likes nogs

Yep. New Zealand looks beautiful, Aussies are bros.

מה עשיתה בשרות?

תזמורת

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We don't kill innocents or have apartheid segregation, but I get you're only asking this to bait me, so I rather not get into it

Why do right wing Israelis/Jews claim they hate the liberal nonsense in the western world when asked yet they do nothing about it?
Sounds like typical jewish lies to me desu

What are they supposed to do about it?

Just spread awareness. You don't see them attacking liberals, only when asked they claim to be against it.
I talked to many Israelis who know that Jews play an important part in shitlibbery in the US and they really don't like what's happening to America yet they don't even try to stop it.
And they've been to the US or Europe repeatedly, some even have citizenship.
To me it seems like they say they hate liberals because they don't want it to spread in their homeland Israel, but since it's only happening to the goyim they don't care.

Is there a reason to go on living?

Attack liberals how? on the street? online? you're probably won't see them doing this. We don't have the power that you seem to believe we have. Also, Israel already suffers from the same ultra-liberal bullshit that you suffer from, we have politicians and celebrities who want to take more African """"refugees"""", who act like Palestinians dindu nuffin and we're just evil colonists, and all that shit. We have enough problems of our own to start a crusade for Europeans, who already hate us enough.

Not really

What do you feed your women to get those khazar milkies?

Sweety, I've heard this shit before. It's just words.
You have a nation-state even by law and there won't be mass migration of niggers into Israel, there won't be minority quotas and there won't be widespread decadence.
All the gayness is concentrated in Tel Aviv and it won't spread from there and it definitely won't become a countrywide phenomenon.
You Jews always portray yourselves as the victims.

יש בכלל יהודים בנצרת?

would an israeli girl date a german guy?

Hummus

You're completely wrong. There already is mass migration of Africans into Israel, and many politicians here are totally okay with that.

יש בנצרת עילית, אבל אני לא משם.

Some would. I know a lot of Israeli women who married goyim, particularly west Europeans.

אלה בטח ערבים נוצרים. אומרים שאין שם יהודים בכלל.

מאיפה אתה? רוב נצרת עילית זה יהודים, אני מכיר אנשים משם, בנצרת הישנה יש בעיקר ערבים.

Have you been to Israel? They've got tons of niggers over there that work in physical labor, much like turks and immigrants in your country.
t. someone that visits israel regularly and has been to Germany a couple of times

Are you the cute Israeli twink with a lisp who's being sent into the army soon?

No, my service ended 6 years ago.

כרמל

Damn, never mind. I want to make him post more lewds and say difficult words on vocaroo.

My hunt continues.

With mass migration I mean permanent settlement and giving them citizenship. I know there is a notable number of non-caucasoid foreigners in Israel. But these people are generally not given citizenship and there is no official government policy of integrating them into society.
(A few ethiopian Jews in ads doesn't count)

Why Israeli seems so arrogant? It's a mechanism of defence or they're just assholes? Also do you like Europe?

Could you translate one paper for me? I found it in my aunt's closet (I live in the room where she used to live in herself)

Mostly just being assholes. And yeah most of us like Europe, if just on a touristic level.

Sure, post it

Are you Circumcised? How is your sex life? How is your penis Sensitivity?

Here

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Yes. Don't have much because I'm not very social. I have nothing to compare the sensitivity to, but I guess it's less sensitive than uncut dicks.

>how my day passed
>i woke up at three o'clock, went to the bath, washed my face, brushed my teeth, later i made the bed, i ate breakfast.

Looks like some kind of language exercise because of the nikkud.

Oh, yeah, she spent some time studying it before moving, but I thought it could be something important or interesting
Thanks

Do you ever have trouble getting a strong erection? Or erectile dysfunction? When you fap, is your erection hard as diamond or just sorta soft?

>Also, Israel already suffers from the same ultra-liberal bullshit that you suffer from, we have politicians and celebrities who want to take more African """"refugees"""", who act like Palestinians dindu nuffin and we're just evil colonists, and all that shit.
Why do Israelis act like Israelis dindu nuffin? When are you going to elect someone that will make peace?

Why is your country such wussies?
Is it the matrilineal cultural substrate that involves inherent male submission to authority ?

If I was Israel, I’d just literally annex West Bank and wall off Gaza. Enough with durkas bitching the world over ... can’t leave this shit like an open wound for 50 years. Finish it already.

t. Turkish American

It depends, certain fetishes make my erection harder, normal porn isn't usually very stimulant to me.

Apparently never.

We don't really live in the time and place where such simple solutions work. We also have a lot of wannabe-European leftists.

>We don't really live in the time and place where such simple solutions worK
That’s where you’re wrong. Based Hutus genocided the Tutsis and sure they got chewed out about it but that was about all that happened. You can clench your teeth and take a few years of being chewed out for a lifetime of solving this gaping bloody open wound of a problem can’t you?

What fetishes? Have you ever had sexl? Was it satisfactory? Do you know of any other circumcised men who have a good sex life? Or are most of the men you know in the same boat?

How do I get Israeli gf?

No you retarded T*rk genocide is not a good idea

t. Muhammad Ali Abdul Khan Al Jabeer

They don’t have the genocide the West Bank. Just annex it outright, corral the Palestinians like abbos. Assimilate who you can into being cucked liberal Arabs, and kick out the rest to Europe.

Rather not say. Yeah I've had sex, I think it wasn't what I expected it to be like, but it was good. Some guys who work with me in the studio seem to have good sex lives but I don't usually talk about this with people irl, so I can't answer the last question. If you're that interested in the effects of circumcision I imagine there's all kinds of research into it, I don't have much experience. I mean it's been a thing for thousands of years and doesn't seem to turn societies impotent or something.

First step is to transfer all your buttcoinz to me

It doesn’t make society impotent but it makes females the primary sexual selector, and dampens make sexual orgasm and pleasure permanently by many orders of magnitude. It makes fetishes and kinkiness necessary to get off, also. So I was curious what kind of fetish you’re into to get “excited”.

Why won't you leave Syria alone
Or let me rephrase
Why do israelis keep voting bibi even with latest corruption scandal?

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t. Muhamet Ali Abdul Khan Al Jabeer

One problem with your idea: Nobody wants it. We need to defend Palestinians human rights because we aren't animals.

I can answer that. Syria deserves every last bit of shit. They would love to see Israel and Turkey burn if they could. And Netanyahu is the literal son of a war hero and he’s the most left wing liberal guy Israel can elect cuz the alternatives r literal Jewish Nazis tier (that is to say, based as fuck)

No. You’re all cucks who are circumcised so you can’t feel initiative and you worship the international norms based order that you helped setup to protect yourself after Hitler and you don’t want to weaken it even if it would solve all of israel’s Problems to weaken it. Your indecision is causing instability and mayhem. If this was solved in 1975 or 1990 we wouldn’t be here dealing with this shit.

I'm not really into politics but it looks like Iran is basing itself in Syria and arming Hezbolla through that. As to the second question, I honestly don't understand Bibi voters. But a large chunk of humanity is dumb.

t. would die for Israel
If we sanctioned Israel ages ago a lot of problems would be solved, sure.

Should Israel join EU? Personally I wouldn't mind, but only after redesigning the EU, abolishing the EU Parlament.

Not op, but believe me there are many of us here that are rightly sick with this whole "in the west bank someone was killed today" every month or two.
There was even a plan to make train lines, from gush dan(tel aviv) to a future plan ariel(west bank) city expansion that was so tiredly talked over again and again since like early 2000's.
But shit happend when the second intifada(00-05) hit us.

With all the shit he wants now with immunity i dont think anyone wants to look at him anymore.

No you dumb nigger I don’t want to die for Israel so I want them to solve this shit themselves right away.
Wtf user. In my city if a nigger steals a laptop the cops shoot him dead. And you assholes are bitching about the difficulty of the situation when the Palestinian abos constantly give you the green light to go ham on their asses by stabbing and attacking you. Palestinians are finished. They want you to kill them and put them out of their misery. The high IQ ones already long ago, they live somewhere else and put it behind them. Stop being weak wrist pussy faggots and swing the sword, they already lined up on the butcher’s block for you and the whole crowd is waiting for the show to be over.

Nah, there's a reason our national anthem talks about being a free nation

I guess not bechase you filthy Jews prefer drawing this issue out for 80 years instead of decisively ending it and letting the problem heal as time heals all things. Arabs and Muslims wants you to K.O 5!3 Palestinians too.

Why do you think Yitzhak Rabin was killed?.
Because there are some of us that think the oslo accord were a stupid act torwards a non free Jewish state.

You'll get conscripted anyway cockroach

How dare you! The EU is a 100% free association of neo-soviet republics!