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>anime

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The Englishman is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Pommy Cunt and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

not really 'immunized against all dangers' then

the english are miserable whinging wetsops or the lowest, boorish drunks

the rural irish are men's men; hard workers, reasonable, fair, strong from honest work

in the prime of my life
with no kids or a wife

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that you mikey

alri gadsby

The Englishman is immunised against measles, mumps, and sclera

Fucking a woman is not on the table in my lifetime lads and ladies

/cum/ is dead rn
gonna post here

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>Mate gets girl knocked up at 16
>'YOU'VE DONE TOO MUCH, MUCH TO YOUNG NOW YOU'RE MARRIED WITH A KID WHEN YOU SHOULD BE HAVING FUN'
>Starts crying

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brit more like shit LMAO

corr bargain

I'm a Marxist

this but unironically

I'm as vaccinated as I am circumcised

It's disgusting. Almost all anime sexualizes underage girls. Imagine unironically saving pictures of prepubescent girls on your computer, and thinking that it's ok because it's in cartoon form.

ah ye feckin hun ye can take way our freedoms but ye can never kill the craic

Same
Also a bit of a stalinist

Injecting this into me veins as we speak

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okay this is actually racist

>anime
based

need at least 2 piping hot cups of rosey down me gullet before I can function

20 minutes until I get into the toilsmobile and drive to my designated toilspace

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How long until you start to talk like an adult?

youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8

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jacking into the toilmatrix

there will be blood

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the 36 chambers of toil

do NOT wanna leave for toil fucking hell

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Specsaverstoil in 2 hours lads. Why oh why did I book an appointment at this time after a night shift what a mistake

already in the so called toilcube have been since 6

Only four work days this week and next week yeah!

did you lads watch Varg's 2 newest videos?

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why must man toil?

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women are for child rearing, you are for hunting/gathering

Toil gets you money though

*breathes on you*

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Not one gf
Zero
Zilch
Nada
Ever

we have to return back to hunter gathering society then

Eyes well up with tears when I listen to music
Not even sad music
Just music

seasideVARG

Couldn't fathom ever caring about "climate change"

we never left it

you toil, your toil is taxed, those taxes pay for chantelles council flat and daily takeaways

you have to return to your own general, yankoid

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Annoying tryhard woman at work tried to create a WhatsApp group for the management. We already have one WhatsApp group that goes off constantly but it’s for a specific purpose so she wanted to have another more general one. The store manager mugged her right off and said he’s not a fan of the new group and we won’t be using it and then everyone left the group without saying a word

Absolutely sputtering at the thought of her face seeing all that

You'll care when the swarms of central american refugees pour in

/cum/ is dead rn

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don't see how any human can
we'll be dead by the time the consequences hit

it's miraculous that the abstract concept of empathy extends to people you will never meet, it's totally absurd that it should extend to people you will never meet 100 years from now

toil interview beckoning lads

half the jobs these days are essentially useless

all the brit wagies are going to work now and the neets wont be up for a few hours yet

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Those are coming no matter what

she's missing an arm

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BASED paki man

Nobody really cares. People pretend to care purely for the sake of making themselves look good

the call centre is going to be carnage today
can’t take it anymore lads
put a bullet in my head

the disrespect of niggers disgusts me. They completely disregard our institutions but will happily live in our countries

morning bugmen

>climate change

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what about it

need to find a moral virgin christian gf to corrupt and turn into a cumslut

Found yer house la
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin's_Cove

>Tfw shooting inside latina

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I don't think there's a more pure form of virtue signalling than being environmentally conscious

Morning.

why are you in korea brit

Caring about it is cringe

based black man

It’s true though. Nobody actually cares about climate change and that’s why we’re happy to take £5 flights to Corfu and drive 2 minutes down to the cornershop for a bag of crisps

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The only legitimate reason to care about climate change is if it is likely to have a proper effect in your lifetime

And for everyone currently alive, it isn’t going to.

it's all pissing in the wind
a lifetime of one person putting the plastic in the plastic bin won't erase time square operating for a day

Because he was born there. And since he's a British rape baby some centuries ago, he goes to the direction of his fathers.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48428761
>Tory leadership contest: Jeremy Hunt warns against no-deal Brexit 'suicide'

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m -15 before I arrive at toil

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we need a race war

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have a good day lad

IM GETTING LOST IN YOUR CURLS
IM DRAWING PICTURES ON YOUR SKIN

for me, its stone

Could one buy a gf?

thank you. it shouldn't be as bad as last friday and yesterday as toilberg is back which means I'll have less responsibilities so it should be less stressful.
how's your day?

how much you looking to spend?

Is it possible to buy a gf?
I didn't even know it was an option

All his happiness.

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Yeah good, had a few beers with lunch and sitting here cosy with the heater on so I'm chuffed for now.

want to go and donate blood tomorrow but got a driving lesson

what drives someone to wear this?

Yes but you have to go outside to the gf store

you can buy nearly anything