Why are americans too retarded to pronounce ä,ö,ü properly?

how about the opposite, a hollywood celebrity who is reported to speak 7 different languages

>hello my name is jeff
>I like a dog

yeah but that's just PR fluff, at least you know they don't really believe it.

I meant to say that. I thought I did before you pointed it out.

and you answered yourself with that

the job forms we get ask us to choose our competence in english from the following kind of list of options:

- "native"
- "competent"
- "doable"

Waat aar juu saiing? Mai inglish is phrfekt.

>juu
they're not gonna get that broski

not really

Not for me desu

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5/10

Someone post a sentence with many th sounds

maebi juu sink zat

the squirrel frantically searched through the sixth rural community in search of his penguin friend

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Rate. Also rate voice. I think my voice is weak, not full, kind of nasally.... at least its not too high.

not bad, i expected you to struggle a little bit. Also your voice sounds fine, a lot less nasally than most Americans

As long as you understand I won't make an effort

Ziss iz funny

Its easier when you read a text. I rarely have to speak english, but when I do usually mess up the th sound a few times.

I can do you one better Hans, hit me with a clean Å - and inb4 masterrace ü, that's how we pronounce y.

ä

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Give me a name with the letter Å

Långvården (slangy term for the later and terminal stage of elder care)

>Långvården
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ä exists in English and if you speak in a non-rhotic accent, ö isn't such a hard sound to make.

ü is the real anglo-killer, it's a strange and alien movement to my lips.

First Å is good, but that's the easier (shorter) one.

Check this one out:
youtu.be/ijiaeuKnYRQ
Guy is a bit cringy but does a good job demonstrating.

All the anglos vowels are utterly retard

This
Five vowels are good enough

alright mohammed we get it

Japanese can pronounce Italian vowels like a true Guidos, you know all this Anglos can't even pronounce Salame in the right way. Shameful.

>mfw I realize I've been pronouncing Ångstrom wrong all these years

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t. turkisch rape baby

Ffffzzzzvvvv

French people tend to downplay their english proficiency because they're ashamed of their accent

France is the most badass European country, there are chads everywhere walking around with heavy balls full of invigorating cultural and military history so I don't think it's necessary for you guys to have to submit to the English jew

Its easy: "ze"

Wrong, anglos just need to learn euro english.

It’s the double vowels and ’opening’ diphtongs (like uo, yö, ie) that are hard for you.
’Hyvää työpäivää!’ is a very common phrase in Finnish but pretty difficult to pronounce apparently. (It’s pronounced /hyʋæ: tyo̯pæivæ:/)

Are gorillas even real?

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I had a German friend named Mümmel, I couldn't say his name right, so I called him Momo for 3 years.
I tried many times, I just gave up.

like nigga just say /mymmel/. like it’s not that hard lmao

Bürgers are the only nation that complains about accents.

Who here CAN NOT trill the "r"?

>ü is the real anglo-killer, it's a strange and alien movement to my lips.
Not if you are into sucking (tiny) dick.

>Å has similar to o sound
explain this swedes

>Who here CAN NOT trill the "r"?
O-of course not, everyone can do that

Heh, can you imagine, somebody who has tried for years and years to make that sound and yet still cannot do it at almost 30 years old, it's just silly

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Never heard that name before.

There’s a Moomin character called that I think.

It's ok bong, it took me years to be able to pronounce the soft th properly, no just as a d
Also, for us, both v also sounds like b. So that's hard too

Two. The big mama who gave birth to Little My and My's big sister who has the same name as her mother.

As long as you don't let any Americans near any vowels used in Japanese names.

When Americans say Sakura they say Sah-kuurah.
When Americans say sayonara they say sajou-na'arah

When Americans say Sasuke they say Sau sue kay

When Americans say Kagome they say Ka-go-may

It's like they enter slow mo the moment they go for the vowels.

When Americans say LaLiLuLeLo (RaRiRuReRo) they say La-ley-lue-ley-lou

When Americans say Chidori they say She-doray

doki doki becomes dou-kay dou-kay and so on.

I know they understand short vowels, but why they never used them in dubs is beyond logic.