/smg/ - Stock Market General

this is easy listening if you are at all interested in chips
youtube.com/watch?v=dtiBEHH7mEA

I hope they both poop their poopoo pants. Musk could've spent the time and money keeping South Africa from imploding. I'm not going to be happy if Rooibos tea no longer exists in 5 years.

Damn rooibos and hibiscus is so good

me so sad with GPRO
all institutional money leaving that entered month ago
apparently earnings call was exit pump :(

rip me

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Don't look at S&P futures if you're a bull.

My family has a jar of Rooibos with dried berries and safflower. It's delicious and I'm the only one that drinks it.

Don't look at tripfags if you want to make good calls

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kek
we still over bull level of 2849 & 7450

Yeah no kidding. Kneepads girl always makes terrible calls. She won't even rub salt on my tush.

Baka knee, you had so much in profits immediately after earnings!
nummy!

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-_-; fine, am will rub salt on your tushy.... *starts shaving glass*

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Once 2850 breaks it's ogre. Accept it RKG.

NO!

What sector should I look up next so I could make a call?

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All energy for HEAR
Buy at current dip

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Should I? is it really a dip?

Find another food stock, I'm disappointed I didn't believe in your HABT prediction and food stocks are fun!

It would take one bad story for that thing to plummet to hell. No way am I touching that. The cliff is too high.

Of coucre it's an dip, there were bigger downfalls in the past month just look at the graph

it's an awesome buy
most banks set it to 40 dollar
look at the past growth rate

also this but site is down ._.
nasdaq.com/g00/article/new-strong-buy-stocks-for-august-9th-cm1005198?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmRlLw==&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=14

here is the german version idk if this helps
boerse-online.de/analyse/turtle-beach-buy-651499

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GPRO am like own precious baby, so selling her would be like killing her
it am like you want tisiphone to curse me

we have 2848 until full bear mode, and kek, me will easily accept if it breaks
am like bear mode more than bull mode

There was a food stock I was looking at earlier this year

Might make another call by the end of this month, their earnings call is September

Why must $MU suffer so much?

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name even an possibility for an bad story

how the fuck do you shave glass

How the fuck do you still listen to a namefag?

How'd you know I'm a kraut? Are you some kind of magic jew magician?

Like I said, the cliff is too high. There's way easier, less riskier, less costly shit out there I can buy.

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do more consumer staples or materials! energy might be good too

mwuahaha but your tushy will be nice and pink once it heals :D

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>touching Intel at all

Lmao

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just looked it up and sanding glass won't produce anything sharp, but it will give you silicosis if you breathe in the dust

???

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>mwuahaha
:O
ok maybe for you

Reading your braindead posts and calls gave me cancer.
Killyourself

it's my 5000$ turtle beach headset that gives me this power

Short bud long mnst

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That Jow Forums poster was amazing help

me forgive you cute frogie poster u.u

technically your supposed for pulverize it inside of bag first
snopes.com/fact-check/ground-glass-deadly/

snopes says this doesnt really kill people so you know it deadly as fk

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me only call that wasnt spot on were AAV ;_;
was not expecting them to miss earnings so badly

everything else were perfectly

Can I be your slave?

Your fucking grammar is fucked
Also who else bought uvxy this morning after seeing the golden bull smg thread

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fudge you AAV ;_; just go back to $7 already

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imagine you said the same thing some month ago you would have lost comfy 100% growth

don't get fooled by a chart, look how bank and people rate a stock and rate it for your own

also this:

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$ENT rocking.

Picked up some cheap 8/17 $3 calls, it hit 2.99 today. Thinking of exercising the option if it says above 3.

Any advice on actually getting the shares from the options. I was looking at ENT at $2.24 and really fuckin pissed i didnt fully push the trigger and dive in.

The volume on the options is quite low and i feel like the 500 shares could be a good deal.

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h-how you feel about being financially dominated @_@ ?

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Heh, I don't think you realize that "what I have to offer" is not much in money (heh). Of course, an autistic tripfag like you could surely use help with accomplishing daily chores that you neglect.

If we were in a stable market, sure i'd throw a few bucks into it but I'm sitting this one out.

Sunding Fecured

>use help with accomplishing daily chores that you neglect.
oh hell yeah
me cannot even bend over right now for pick up trash
have for use duely selection of items to basically everything (pic related)

you will be me human hip kit

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looks ready to break out but where are you getting quarter of the float short from?

w-what is a hip kit?

I know a majority of you are retarded emotional traders but hold ur dicks a lil bit kay.

we're going to see some pullback (5-10% on major indices), do some research and buy some good shit next week

Morgan stanley just invested $10,000 into moviepass
Bronf rothschild invested $16 into it.
fintel.io/so/us/hmny

thanks. I'm getting tired of seeing all my foreign stocks tank like crazy

A hip kit is a collection of products designed to help improve independence and issues of reach after experiencing hip replacement surgery. To prevent injury to the hip prosthesis and surrounding tissues after surgery it is necessary to take certain precautions.

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That actually sounds pretty important. Did you get hip surgery? or are you unwilling to reach for things? Also, should I buy oats long?

bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-08-09/musk-s-money-mystery-intrigues-sec
This article is fucking gold.
>It feels like the solution to the puzzle is going to end up being something weird and tiresome, like Musk will tweet that when he said “funding secured” he meant that he has drafted the white paper for the PrivateTeslaCoin initial coin offering, or bought a lot of scratch-off lottery tickets, or minted a platinum coin with “$1 trillion” stamped on it, or that the real financing is the friends we made along the way.

he had leukemia and had his hips fucked with or something along those lines. he's also extremely underweight and generally unattractive looking right for some reason, probably either the cancer or chemo

christ
so they really DO post here

That's rough

yes just had hips replace (no am not old woman)
OATS have interesting on 5 min, strong buying but no change in price

imo oats are ready for major pullback

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they know what's up

I didn't even consider MuskCoin he has the tech, he has the rabid fan base. He could easily do it.

what if he was satoshi and has a huge stash of btc

He probably tweeted it coked out of his goddamn mind.

Don't let engineers run a business, they're autistic.

suppose it couldnt hurt to have some guys on the inside
knew they did the CARV play to fuck w us

hello large banks

>bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-08-09/musk-s-money-mystery-intrigues-sec
JESSE CHRIST
THIS GUY HAS FOR BE Jow Forums POSTER !!!!!!!
THERE ARE LIKE 10 Jow Forums MEMES IN THERE !

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youtube.com/watch?v=g8vHhgh6oM0

U have a good idea but I'm not convinced you're not 6 years too late. Sell me.

bloomberg confirmed Jow Forums reader

Tyson for the knockout!!!!!!111

the only reason I even care is because he literally almost died kek, I'm using voodoo magic to keep him alive

Jow Forums is one of the more tame boards along with /tg/, doesn't surprise me.

Worked at a company ran by an engineer once.

never again

all commodities are going to pull back tomorrow
shorter term bond yields will spike
VIX will spike +20%
gold and silver will fucking collapse lower than any goldbug ever thought possible, followed by a mass suicide
all indexes down +1%
musk will be arrested within a month

the fire rises

So... I will be the slave of a slave?

b-but muh oil

buy windows you poor

Buy AMD

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>are you a girl or a gurl?

Tell me everything you know about coffee, faggots

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desu
ive known there were some big guys lurking here for a while.

if you keep your eyes peeled, every once in a while youll spot em.
and it does seem that they think of us fondly. every once in a while youll see em swing by (especially before crashes) and wish us luck not to mention the various MMs that stop by from time to time, or the CARV play, or fucking MS buying HMNY.

i just hope they dont get too pissy when im constantly shit-talking em (large banks)
its nothin personnel faggots
srsly

now will you please stop shorting the fucking VIX so we can get this show on the road?

short all commodities tomorrow is all you need to know

buy whole beans and grind them yourself. The flavor lasts better that way. Starbucks has been over rated for a long time, but they aren't the only coffee buyer. A lot of small coffee companies don't trade on the commodities market, but instead choose to make contracts with farmers.

there will STILL be a multi year bullrun

that doesnt change the fact that there is a SHIT TON of retail long oil rn, and the dollar is about to spike. it will go lower than any of us expected was possible given its recent performance. GTFO the way senpai

i tried to warn you
and this was BEFORE the dollar moon. now, doubly so. fuckng hedge m8

How are those snap puts looking? kek

should I swap my -70% oil calls for puts? feels like buying the top desu

>a literal poorfag for small town Texas gets to call billionaires faggots
What a time to be alive.

AYX is the most patrician stock. I'm mad at myself for only having 10 shares. I should've put my life savings in it. I would just invest in data analytics and automation. If it ever goes public, UIPath will definitely be a cash cow as well.

FUG i lost on GOOS today even though the earnings bump was nice af