Jow Forums solves the disappearance of Madeleine McCann

She died of cuteness.

It was the CIA obviously

A pedophile gang stole her

Wasn't that inconclusive as it wasn't actually blood. It could have been anything relating to the McCann family.

They only hired the rental car several weeks after after Madeline disappeared

Based Brits BTFO

How long do you think she lived after the abduction?

Maybe she's still alive today. Just forced into sex slavery in some arab country.

Oh, she is still alive. It's probably gonna be my turn to keep her in my basement for next month.

She must be pretty used up by now.

How old would she be now?

Nah she’s only 12 and probably learned a lot. I’m sure they keep her well fed with protein.

'twas me

12 now

youtube.com/watch?v=08vk9g-jcsM

She's with the Moldovans now.

12? Damn, wish I had a basement she could stay in.

It was the French

What for?

Parents go home drunk ,Saw that their kid was hurt/died during their absence , they Panic becuase that is a crime, stuff the kid in the car take the nearest national (a shitty road that goes to the interior of algarve) when in the Middle of bumfuck they go in to the Woods and dump the body.
There solved

>used up
We don't do anything dirty to her.
She's preaty cool. Sometimes we play card games and she's gotten really good at table tenis on the wii.

Uh.. activities. Cardio.

Oh great, I'm trying to lose weight and get in shape myself.
Any advice?

Uhhhh....try swimming. Backstroke. Breaststroke. Stroke of penis.

These days they'd just wait across the road and pick off people as they opened thr front door.
nytimes.com/2017/12/29/us/wichita-shooting-swatting.html

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat.

shes not 12. she disappeared 12 years ago. shes now 16-17

Gross, way too old.

>sleeping pills overdose
>parents take the body to their rich, kid loving friend whose name I forgot
>in the following day(s), the body is dumped in international waters

A couple of years ago I worked as a merchant sailor. On one of my trips I met a mysterious Irish man who told me that he had seen Madeleine alive, working as a pet for the captain of a Russian ship of the Siberian mafia. She wore a red dress, played the flute and danced with a bear and a monkey in a traveling show around the seven Seas. I have not seen a happier girl in my life, do not worry Antonio, he told me.

idk whats the story, m8?

Little girl went missing 12 years ago under mysterious circumstances. There are a range of theories from the parents doing it, being abducted by a Portuguese pedo, being forced into sexual slavery after being peddled into North Africa. Could be anything tbqh,

all of those sound like logical conclusions and she is likely long gone and well acquainted with slave life if not already dead, poor thing

>Parents go out for a drink
>She dies

>drink
no. they were playing board game with their friends while they left the kids in their bedrooms. every 30 minute, one of the parents would check everyone's kids.

One of the parents had sleeping pills. The girl got into the bottle and thought they were mints or candy. She died. Parents freaked and destroyed the body.

>board games
they were swinging right?

Then they did it together. Or maybe gypsies. I've been in that zone there are many gyppos