/brit/

I’m ready to die and nobody can save me

man's got hair like a furball

just want to kill myself already had enough of this shit to be fair

Poogger

youtube.com/watch?v=3EjOX-0txiM

I CAN LOSE MYSELF IN CHINESE ART AND AMERICAN GIRLS

Chatting up a Chinese bird, we’re both in our late 20s nearing 30 and she’s got a sister

Thinking about asking her how the hell one of them wasn’t killed back then

Blow up a mosque or something

no worries mate, sorry to hear you're not well
what's been happening?

Cope
Keep watching a man fuck a chick not you cuckhold

Business idea: A /brit/ Dirlewanger brigade led by Schizo

have no idea how anyone can fall in love with a gook lmfao they have no personality, they're just an insectoid race collective like the borg from star trek

Hmmm ominous post, positively menacing

my heels are so calloused or whatever that I can barely feel anything when I touch them

Bane?

you're thinking of east asians
jungle asians have soul

got a big fucking bunion

agreed

friendly reminder that zoe is not only a dad but he named his daughter after an anime character, and still calls other people mentally ill haha

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Agreed

Just recorded a new track lads

I clip the skin off with pliers every now and then

Or getting off on close ups of another mans cock and pleasure, take your pick, gaybo

jungle asians are disgusting too. like what on earth do we have in common with them

would fuck a borg

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love gooks
love the radical middle
simple as

Some men probably like that

Alexander the Great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the Great
Became a legend mongst mortal men

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phwoar, how do you manage that without hurting yourself?

would rather hear a man do a runny poo 2bh

He's been posting here quite a bit recently.
t. 4channel statisticist

Jungle Asians are pretty kwl, Malaysians have soul

Chinks, japs and Asians don’t

Zoey is in a much worse state than I originally thought

they eat tripe

One race the human race

white nationalist and everything but someitme i do pay east asian girls to sit on my face

i think this zoe "character" has offically taken the crown of worst poster in brit. there are others who are worse but no one else is here as often posting as much shit as he is.

if it looks like seven of nine (post borg) then i would too

Based

Die mothafuckas die mothafuckas die

Just clip off the top layers, don’t clip it all off

Bet mikeys sons going to be called mikelet the pikelet. And then he's going to eat him on account of a potato famine ayo

PhD student at our lab baked me a cheesecake for helping her out lads.

nobody cares zoey. You've been making posts like this since 2016 trying to get noticed. But you just aren't that interesting

The motherfuckers the motherfuckers the

haha

gebased und redpillen

blog on you uninteresting cunt

I was reading the poetry of Ted Hughes the other day, a poem entitled ‘Pike’

Does that mean she would like to have sex with you then

kek

Honestly I’m surprised as much as you that I’ve been the main topic of convo for like 3 threads today

Celeb status

I have no issue with his blog, love a good cheesecake

more of a dave man myself

All women should be arrested

Jog off

alri lads haha having a wank innit

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hey i like this fella

alri john have a good one then

really haha

haha to be honest

Yeah we all care about how you feel on your blog you're posting

i have three girls on the ropes as we speak lads and then i am gona go smoke some hash *insert slang here*

john the masturbater
wanking in an elevator

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just depressed and that

Me? Prefer Asians

I shag

having a wank in the wetherspoons toilets haha it is after 12pm after all

wankin basted *thumps you on the head*

fuck *insert slur here*

this is my girlfriend

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maddening
just utterly maddening
*shakes my head and walks away but my eyes were closed so i walk into the wall instead of through the door*
ouch

reckon she'd do that instead of baking a cheesecake if it did

used to shag, not any more, probably shag again in a bit

*inserts niggers*

The first thing you need to do if you're depressed is to stop posting on this website. I have been on here for 11 years and it doesnt get any better

I feel like that mutt meme where he's ripping his hair out atm

interestinggggg

*walks away and talks to someone else*

pictureofme.jpg
randomly youing people for attention

So this....is an Ulsterwoman....

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Kek

have a good one John, truly the best namefag

i believe you below 56%

remember that user that posted how he has bow legs every day for 5 years what an absolute nutter

Namefags will be the downfall of /brit/

I know this girl

*insert universially accepted opinion such as "does anyone else think that maybe like maybe sex feels nice?"*
*insert lowtier provocation "there should be open borders for everyone"*
*insert inane comments about my life "i'm going to a party this weekend"*

It’s been this way since the start lad

yeah, you seen what happened to brit/pol/? Sometimes its literally just namefags and trips arguing with each other