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dude looks like a fucking toad holy shit
Jesus Christ, imagine your life being ended and your body being consumed by THIS ugly dipshit of an abomination.
meh, it's kind of okay since he was just feeding on the scum of the earth losers that no one will miss.
When interrogated by authorities, Yanukovych apparently showed some remorse about killing the delivery men and postmen who were “just doing their job” but said the Jehovah witnesses “really annoyed him” and wished he had “taken more out.”
kek
somebody in the world is jacking off to this article right now
Imagine believing this
what's wrong with you
Based. Jehovah witnesses are heretics and deserve nothing but death and fire desu
Do Americans really do this?
>be pizza restaurant
>get call from man who wants to order pizza
>"uuuh, I never heard from the 22 previous pizza deliveries to this house ever again, maybe I shouldn't send another one"
>still does it
Why do Americans do this?
also
>Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych
They gave him a Russian name but the last name is apparently after the Ukrainian former president.
Woah!!!
>MAN BANNED FOR LIFE FROM SEAWORLD AFTER INSERTING HIS PENIS IN DOLPHIN'S BLOWHOLE
based
honestly if you're a man and you can't escape, you deserve to die.
>be American
>deliver pizza
>get eaten
He is not american he is a hybrid of a Russian and a Ukrainian president.
also
>China: Billionaire Killed By Champagne Bottle Cork
woah, they really do that?
>worldnewsdailyreport
Literally Weekly World News tier, fucking retards.
>people believe this story
This is a hoax that was made up by a Canadian entertainment website.
The fact people believe it is hilarious.
My God you people are fucking stupid. That website is like The Onion, its satire news.
I wonder what gives it away
Brainlets deserve the rope.
>americans thinking they are smart for noticing satire
Do they really do this in america?
okay real talk; why are wh*Toids like this??
Show me one post that implies the poster believes it is true? Soft faggots.
Show me 10 posts that imply you aren't a faggot.
probably ate people similarly as well lmao
>HONG KONG PORN STAR IS FIRST MAN TO RECEIVE 'HORSE TO HUMAN' PENIS TRANSPLANT
Eagerly waiting for the video.
> Ivan
wtf! What's wrong with americans
Jesus christ what's wrong with this world
Fucking canadians
Florida man?
known hoax website
>dipshit of an abomination
looks like a regular American if I'm honest
fuck you, the pizza guy is a sacred office and deserves unconditional love
>7 JW
too few
They never like to play along, it's only dick measuring contests for them
>hoax
It's a satire site with a gigantic footer that tells people it's all fake.
Poe's law in action
Do Americans really do this?
>terrifying 45-lbs mosquito
Jesus Christ I don't even want to imagine that
Do Americans really