>You wake up in Norway
What to do?
You wake up in Norway
Xavier Jones
Kayden Rodriguez
looks American
Michael Anderson
>Lillestroem
I hope you like mosquitoes.
vg.no
Samuel Young
Be happy because their standard of living far surpasses ours.
Nicholas Russell
>ours
Who are you, dear United Kingdomian?
Dude just spray them all lmao.
Jonathan Perry
This looks miserable
I'd kill myself if I was European
Benjamin Smith
Try to blend in with the locals by chugging antidepressants
Connor Jenkins
Go to Bergen.
Kevin Cox
I had a paki british customer tell me he's immigrating here cause britain just isnt the same country as it was when he was growing up
Aiden Clark
Good. No one wants you here. Now fuck off.
Hunter Bell
Don't know.
I am white and come from a poor country.
I would like to live there, but I think they would hate me just for things stated before.
I might be wrong.
Blake Lewis
I've woken up in Norway about 40 times after a night out. I just walk back home as usual. The border is just a wooden bridge in the woods..
Carter Adams
I must have been really drunk last night to go to end up in such a shithole. I would probably walk to Sweden because Norway doesn't have trains. That pic is dystopian. Imagine living like that. Most boring town imaginable.
Adrian Martinez
This looks like literally any American suburb that isn't one of those cherry picked meme photos
Evan Jones
take the train to Drammen to see my family and then probably catch a flight out of Gardermoen
had I the money I've decided were I to ever visit again I'd just rent a car and see the countryside or go for an extended hiking trip across the countryside as the cities and towns aren't really all that worth seeing and I've already seen most of them
Camden Torres
density is higher and materials are better quality
Scandinavian architecture is also a bit different but close enough to older American country houses especially in New England
Ryan Hernandez
>What to do?
Nothing? I have a summer house in Lofoten, going there next week.
Isaac Moore
Fucking party.
Ryan Flores
Had a Norwegian gf many years ago. Visited her in her small town at the Oslofjord. Best time of my life.
Ah to be young again...
Tyler Morris
Oslofjord is comfy as
there's pretty decent parties on the islands over the summer
once got stuck overnight on one without any supplies
Kevin Turner
Walk home because everything there is expensive and I wouldn't be able to afford a plane ticket
Jason Perry
Probably walk up a mountain and listen to some Grieg
Eli Cox
Based as fuck. Where is this?
Ayden Cook
no.wikipedia.org
I live about 10 minutes away.
Jace Martinez
Nice! I live a few hours from there, might take a trip there sometime.
David Reed
It's a beautiful place in the summer.
Ryder Peterson
Procrastinate on int
Bentley Price
...
Jace Jackson
Do they sell snus? Haven't been to Norway for a while.
Leo Young
apply for welfare, free healthcare and collect neetbux while playing wow classic and get fat
Elijah Torres
I thought Norwegian welfare was based off of your previous income, and eventually it runs out
Mason Allen
That is unemployment bux, it last for about 2 years. Neet bux is something else. White hetro men are not allowed to receive them.
John Taylor
Looks a bit like America, but better
Julian Sanders
Do many Norwegian settlements look like Lillestrom aka American Suburbs?
Jackson Morgan
No, only smaller cities of sub-20k inhabitants look like that