Ask a homeless American anything

Why don’t you just get a job?

Where do you find water?

I have an "Obama Phone". It's a total piece of shit and the battery lasts 30 minutes and takes 8 hours to charge but it was free and I can look at porn.

By God, do they throw themselves at you. If you ever really want to get laid (and catch 30 STDS) hang around a homeless shelter or rest stop on the highway. It's laughably easy to fuck them. If you give them like, 5 cigarettes they'll probably swallow your load.

Absolutely terrible, but almost an adventure at the same time. Every, single fucking day is so chaotic and different. I left the shelter to live in my car and I hang out at rest stops along the highway. Just for example this was my day yesterday,

>wake up to cops banging on your window
>"buddy you can't sleep here (I was in the park) so they yell at me and escort me out of the town
>Go back to town and see a yard sale
>guy who owns the house is day drinking and smoking pot
>"Hey! kid! c'mere a second, want a beer?"
>hang out with this guy and a few other 50 year olds all day and cook fillet mignon on a grill
>he offers to sell me percocets and I'm like, "jesus nah buddy, but thanks"
>I go to my buddies house around 5pm because he was having a cookout
>my background is in physics before I failed out, just talk about QM for a few hours
>Leave around 9pm, drunk as fuck
>get back to my rest stop and see a bunch of prostitutes sitting on the benches
>I head over there, sit and smoke a cigarette
>get to tsalking, some tranny named Khalia took a liking to me
>I don't swing that way but she was pretty chill and I offer her to sit in my car and we can drink and chainsmoke
>So I chillout and talk with this tranny and a bunch of prostitutes all night

One day.
You get resourceful, I bought a gallon jug of water for like $1 and I just refill it at water fountains

They hot?

What went wrong? No family to help?

The serious prostitutes are smoking yeah. If you keep an eye out it's so obvious because of how they behave around some guy, like, a total sex slave attitude. It's extremely fucked up.

But there was one 10/10 maybe 6 months pregnant mexican chick. Good eye candy. I'd say no they're not hot, but there are gems.

this

and yet there are still incels in this world

I want to be like you

that's pretty chaotic indeed, I will be appreciating my boring, monotonous life a lil more since today.

I did, I work every day, besides the last few because I got fired. It was at a nice catering place and they caught me smoking a butt in my car and fired me on the spot. No warning or anything. They said it was because it can effect the food.

So whateva, I got to enjoy memorial day weekend in it's entirety though.

it takes time to get an apartment and shit though, I was making probably $84 ish bucks a day, but it immediately went to things like, "holy fuck I need clothes and soap and a towel and a pillow so I don't break my back sleeping and gas and a phone and yadda bladda"

It takes a bit, because I felt as though I needed to cover the absolute basic needs first, 'cause I can still live out of my car.

My parents are very bad. To do a quick background thing, my mother is a raging alcoholic who calls the police like once a week for reasons like, "the shoes are in the wrong place". And my father is a sex offender so fuck all that.

My sister voluntarily left me in jail for 7 days because she wouldn't post my bail with MY OWN FUCKING MONEY grrrrrrrarghgagrharghagrahg

I'd have to use my shit phone and take a picture of my car and the cesspit of bullshit all in it. It's such a mess. I'll go out for a smoke and take a pic of my usual setup.

Become a homeless youtuber my dude.

Here's my "normal" setup. I just play my switch and listen to CDs I borrow from the library. Smoke butts err day.

My shitty phone can't post pics

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Would you live in another place/state?
Would you live in a third world country that assures you work, house and food?

Why don't you sign up the the SWEAT pledge and start being a winner?

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>My parents are very bad. To do a quick background thing, my mother is a raging alcoholic who calls the police like once a week for reasons like, "the shoes are in the wrong place". And my father is a sex offender so fuck all that.
>My sister voluntarily left me in jail for 7 days because she wouldn't post my bail with MY OWN FUCKING MONEY grrrrrrrarghgagrharghagrahg
I see. Fuck them. Hope your sister didn't steal your money or something.
Good idea but someone will have to sponsor him and provide the phone, streaming data etc.
How do you sleep in your car. A couple of times i did i got back pain.

I really want to use this opportunity to travel the US, but I'm really close to finishing my degree, so I'm gonna hang around here.

Honestly though I'm so confused, a huge part of me wants to go on an adventure and travel the US, doing odd jobs here and there on jobstack (temporary work app)

But, I need to think about my future. I don't know what would make me happy.

How old are you pal?

-back pain
Holy mother of God the lower back pain is a very real thing. I actually went to my doctor in an emergency because I woke up a few days ago and the pain was like a 7/10. It turns out that it's a muscle thing. In my case I essentially ripped the fuck out of my lower back. So, I got a couple pillows and I put them under my back.

You adapt and learn, I have a cute blanket and I push everything behind my seat away and make it was flat as possible. Use my pillows and listen to the radio a bit, it ain't half bad honestly.

Theres nothing to see in the US, as a former homeless, go backpacking in Europe instead

Too old to fuck around aimlessly traveling probably, I'm 27

Real talk though, my wife is Japanese and I can legally work in Japan. I'm very been thinking of trying to be a fisherman or something over there for a few years.

What's a butt?

Slang for cigarette

It's never too late.
What's your degree?

Physics, specializing in optics.

I don't have anything to ask but i wish you good luck user

Thanks breh :) I'll remember that tonight before I sleep, that's usually the time I get really, really sad.

Shave stop drugs bathe get clean clothes and get a job or just do the first part and live with parents

What kind of phones do they even give out?

where do you shower?

can someone give me a link to this video goddammit

Sometimes nice people let me shower at their place, sometimes I go to a shelter and use their showers, sometimes I go deep in the woods with a gallon of water and soap.

Depends.

Yeah, I'm just chilling out in my car, at the library. Playing smash on mute with Radiohead's album In Rainbows going on. Got a beer and just... just... Carrying on.

Later I'll hang out with some truckers, get up at 4am tomorrow for work.

you're intbro?

How do you afford to do a degree while homeless though? Do they not give out student loans for living expenses?

Yuuup! Its why I haven't posted for awhile. These past two months have been, an oddessy. Like, holy fuck. I've was essentially forced to travel around New England, went to jail twice, fuckin homeless shit, meeting insane people on a daily basis, spent a week at a sex offenders house (I didn't know) and played cards with like 5 shady dudes and they fed me drugs like it was nothing. Shit's whack.

Do you use drugs?

I can't afford it obviously, so I get a special student loan for homeless turbo poor people from the guvmint. I gotta get on that...

Socially on occasion, never coke or pain pills/heroin. But if somebody offers me a few mg of xanax or ecstacy and a party, I'll do it.

Its mostly beer.

1- do you have any marketable skills?
2- do you have a record?
3- do you use drugs?
4- what does your family think/do about your situation?

My phone's battery is about to die guys, take it easy :)

Hey cheer up, finish your degree and you'll get a good job

Stay safe man