/brit/

well said john

seasideVARG

guess you're the only one here then

my dad (unemployed) wont let my 13 year old brother join leicester citys youth academy because it means he’ll have to drive him to leicester (35 mins) 4 days a week

what a cunt

brave crossover

*drives into /brit/*
youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

retard

pooey bums

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been playing quake II

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smacked someone today

pipe down rasheed

for me, it's garbino 81 uk drinkers member

>Tristan da Cunha, colloquially Tristan, is both a remote group of volcanic islands in the south Atlantic Ocean and the main island of that group. It is the most remote inhabited archipelago in the world, lying approximately 1,511 miles (2,432 km) off the coast of Cape Town in South Africa, 1,343 miles (2,161 km) from Saint Helena and 2,166 miles (3,486 km) off the coast from the Falkland Islands.

>Tristan da Cunha is part of the British Overseas Territory of Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha.

>There is no airstrip of any kind on the main island, meaning that the only way of travelling in and out of Tristan is by boat, a six-day trip from South Africa.

>On 10 October 1961, the eruption of Queen Mary's Peak forced the evacuation of the entire population of 264 individuals. Evacuees took to the water in open boats and sailed to uninhabited Nightingale Island, where they were picked up by a Dutch passenger ship that took them via Cape Town to Britain. The islanders arrived in the UK to a big press reception, and were settled in an old Royal Air Force camp near Calshot, Hampshire. The following year a Royal Society expedition reported that Edinburgh of the Seven Seas had survived the eruption. Most families returned in 1963.

>In 2005, the islands were given a United Kingdom post code (TDCU 1ZZ), to make it easier for the residents to order goods online.

>The island has a unique social and economic structure in which all resident families farm and all land is communally owned. Outsiders are prohibited from buying land or settling on Tristan.

>Internet access was available in Tristan da Cunha from 1998 to 2006, but its high cost made it almost unaffordable for the local population, who primarily used it only to send email. Since 2006, a very-small-aperture terminal has provided 3072 kbit/s of publicly accessible bandwidth via an internet cafe.

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gia copealone

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Piss off cunt, we live in one of the safest countries in the world why are you trying to ruin it?

If you want to shoot guns just get a license or move abroad, I intend on doing both.

Bad diet and excessive alcohol combined with lack of sleep is doing it

rasheed? what?
we already have guns and firing ranges in this country

cringing out me arse

PIPE DOWN

Smack my bottom!

???????

me rn

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oooohhh paddy put the pipe down!

Is it a big cringe?

sad cunt get a life

the only alcohol withdrawal i'll be doing is from the local paki shop's inventory!!!

Gott strafe England

INFORMER

YOU NO SAY DADDY ME SNOW ME I'LL GO BLAME

>Women dont have life on easy m-

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no loads of little ones

she does look like she knows her way around a penis to be fair, like she'd probably extract every sperm you've got

got a really exciting fufilling life thank you
bsaed lad my body cant handle another drop

sex workers, or as ive taken to calling them sluts

this is england

the only people who set out to be single parents are weird forever alone rich people approaching menopause

sluts, or as ive taken to calling them, women

got a real problem with swallowing before i finish chewing my food

is /brit/ an Arsenal or Chelsea general?

first world as fuck

yeh so exciting and fulfilling drinking at home on your own at 9pm on a tuesday night you pathetic freak

money

*thanos snaps half of /brit/ out of existence*

niggers, or as i've taken to calling them, irish

only people that support arsenal are arrogant student twats, yanks and pakis

why are you being so presumptuous? i havent had a drop of alcohol today or right now even

azerbaijan this is england calling

all me haha

dirty Diana

Just lost The Game lads, sorry.

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*Picks up the phone*
Hello England :3

Is lord of the flies actually good? Picked up a copy at the charity shop dunno whether to read it tho i might be too old

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Lads I don't feel so goo-

stupid book for stupid people

yeah its well worth a read

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Studied in at school. Quite enjoyed it.

Is it depressing? Synopsis sounds pretty depressing

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Big Stiff Dosser

read Lord of the Flies in school (like everyone else) and couldn't tell you a thing about it

not one single thing

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Are you watching BBC 2 kino at 9pm, lads?

no offence mate but your posts have gone massively downhill in recent times

it's a fucking short novel just go and read it you ponce

redpill me on scottish people and their disgusting accent

I mean, it's certainly not what I would call an uplifting book.

What is this boards obsession with black people

What is it lad

Parts, yes.

is lord of the flies that book where it's like that one simpsons episode

yes but unironically y&y on bbc1

glad i dont use a name so people cant tell how utterly abysmal my posts have become

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the answer is yes, and I doubt that's helpful

Okay I'll read it

lord the flies? yes that's a text i've studied

this post screams norf

yes

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the only kino around right now is Kinobyl itselft, so I'll be watching that

English people always like to "brag" that they invented English yet they don't speak Old English.

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love BANKSEY

holy shit

good thing we're not talking about old english you stupid fucking yank

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Planets

americans are gay

what time and what channel

can't you drive him?