/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

never seen this happening here

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they used to put a special "puzzle nut" on wheels here when this was more common

Is Dungeons & Dragons fun? I might play it. I've only played the arcade machines, never the board game.

youtu.be/yLEMb_RIZ3o

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I took this picture in mexico because this happens in mexico a lot

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>Spain
FTFY

Is this real?

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all the cards and figures and shit are (mostly) pointless, all you need is character sheets, some pen and paper for notes, and your imagination, oh and dice, and maps for the DM and all that at least

My car battery has been stolen twice in my poor neighborhood, never wheels though.

Yes

Kek. I just beat it.

Game has like 5 endings.

yeah give it a try. Like with any social game, your fun depends on whether the people you play are chill or assholes

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How bad is Zacatecas?

Mmmm gurry

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Penis Inspection Day is usually blown out of proportions by "gym teacher" memes, but all Americans do it. They need to make sure our dicks are working right because of the circumcisions we got at birth.

nice bruh
have you done the DLC stuff? I beat everything in the game except the Godhome thing

thinking about the end of grave of the fireflies lads and feeling very sad about it all

Some of the most poignant endings in film and entertainment are tragic.

I'm doing Grimm Troupe right now, finishing Godhome last since I hear it's the hardest.

that specific poster? no
do americans have in school penis inspections? yes

gonna need double the proportion

I never beat the Grimm Troup because the fucking ring master guy was too damn hard

Is penis inspection a southern thing?

Grimm Troupe ends with an even harder boss so buckle up my guy. It's also the most fun boss in the game though

some dude in my high school precummed on the nurse during it how fucking embarrassing must that be kek

Mix it in with the rice.

>They need to make sure our dicks are working right because of the circumcisions we got at birth.
Does the school nurse jerks you off so they know your penis is working right? that would be embarasing haha

Pretty sure that's where it originated.

Rate my big toe

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Just got filled with a load by a guy twice my age who is married with kids

deformed/10

We have had PID in Canada since the 90’s at least

No they just ask you some questions beforehand with a clipboard, like "do you experience pain when peeing, what color is your pee usually, are you sexually active". Then they put on some latex gloves and feel your balls to see if you've got both testicles, or if maybe there's a bump which could indicate cancer or a tumor I think. Afterwards they look at your dick and see if the circumcision was done right. You're lucky if the nurse is a woman, if it's a guy then you're fucked.

Fatty
I will

Something is afoot with you

This thread is bringing back memories of when I had my genitals inspected for medical reasons by an old man. At least I found out that nothing was wrong with me.

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Who do you think is the most attractive /cum/ poster? I have a sneaking suspicion it’s the Dane

I get mine expected every time I go for a routine medical check up

the swede

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The absolute size of this

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When I get physicals they don't usually look at my dick, they just tell me about things to watch out for (testicular cancer, torsion, etc)

Nice. You are making me want to play the game again

How do I get a female nurse to grab my balls?

The farts aren't stopping bros

They inspected my dick because I was worried I had low test levels. My test levels came back okay, but having my balls fondled by an old man will stay in my mind.

thinking of taking a train trip soon

/brit/ is better than this general desu

/Brit/ is a shithole

/brit/ has too many posters

Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
Grab a brush and put a little
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable

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AAAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHAHSGSGSG

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

i'm organizing an elite team of card mechanics, magicians, and sharks to take down Vegas.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

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Now you see me

lol who care about that flyover city

I just hit my head on the corner of a metal drawer, this is it for me bros. I'm going to die from internal head bleeding.

if you want to join my elite squad, you have to pass the checkout test with a 96% or higher

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When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

My discrete mathematics teacher told me the formula for betting. It’s essentially a fools game too bad I don’t remember it it’s like something ^n divided by something

I want a shorty :(

playing ACOK for Warband
these raiders are getting out of hand
they'll attack even if they're outnumbered
just was captured and lost like 6 companions

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56943d2836267

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Passing checkout is harder than getting your PhD

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danish girls want massive cock'd american boyfriends

/cum/ gamers, Death Stranding is on standby right now.

twitch.tv/playstation

would love a nice Danish huwife

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I dated a danish girl who was taller than me haha

AG's titties looking fairly thicc here

didn't ask

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QufkkjntcZY

did a audio recording of material that I wrote out for my radio show
it's all utter garbage FUCK
trashing it all and will start from scratch

jump off a bridge

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if I'm with people I come up some great stuff
just very witty not even being egotistical just happens
when I'm by myself the stuff is just not particularly good
is this why writing teams exist? do I need a team? hmm

writing for late night shows especially back when they were good must've been hellish

implying you can get a danish girl

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I can get a danish girl you stupid swede

>5'9 is good enough
why do girls like manlets?

haven't smonked tweed in a few months

for me
it's wearing tweed

me and the old man

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thinking about buying some CBD shit

Shave and have sex

I’m 5’8 and she was 5’10, Scandi pusy is made for BIG CASTIZO COCK

old man looks like he fucks black guys

Why do grand strategy games attract autistic racist nerds?

Those glasses are out of style for three years now

I've tried some stuff before. the really strong gummy bears have a mild relaxing effect.

Because they can live out their fantasy of building empires.
t. Racist Autistic Chad

charlie malaponte