Do americans really do this???

>masseuse

Post tits

What do you feel you accomplish by posting this?

persuasion, rhetoric, charisma, body language, gullible target selection

this is like 1 piece of stale bread vs 5 course fancy meal (real porn)

she mustve been dripping after that

I received a mystic massage recently. It was relaxing and not as cringy as I'd expected.

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damn

wrong

this man quite possibly has the highest iq ever to exist

Youtube keeps taking down his videos for some reason.

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>Americans
thats in europe

fucking legend

Where can I find more of that girl holy shit

He massages anonymous strangers.

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Do I have to be an unthreatening Asian dicklet to be able to "massage" anonymous strangers?

>massage
that actually looks really uncomfortable

youtube.com/channel/UChj3IpFKwCRo6lmJRC4WqJw/videos

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Chino basado

that's quite a nice ass

Well yes, do you think they'll allow a hooked nose uni brow Moroccan that looks like a rapist to do that?

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>youtube.com/channel/UChj3IpFKwCRo6lmJRC4WqJw/videos
he massages men too. i wonder if he's bisexual, or if he just knows that it's necessary to also do men, to keep up the ruse.

He's probably doing it to keep up the ruse. He should try to get some mommy milker clients tho

>if he just knows that it's necessary to also do men, to keep up the ruse.
thinking this

white women are literally fucking retarded

I think they realize it's a ruse and just want to get groped in public under a false pretense.

what country is this? i know its not the US

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lol

>do Americans really..
Forgot to turn off your proxy you duplicitous retard

>grabs and squeezes tits
>licks her feet
>literally rubs her pussy
Ah yes, the traditional Asian massage...

Which is why they're being bred out of existence.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2fqfIBfHlCY
pretty based desu

So getting groped by a stranger is perfectly ok, but if I smile at a girl it's sexual harassment?

>calvarado1520 1 week ago
>31:00 she’s having an orgasm.....nice

>Luo Dong Official Golden Spiritual Healing 精神治療金光按摩 1 week ago
>Nice for what? Women in your mind just organ?go to watch porn?why watch here public video? Who like listen!

lmfao

yes

It's because they didn't consent on being smiled at by you!

typical finnish post

yes incel

i am greek

Just go to the ER and tell them you think you lost a tampon and you'll get a free finger bang and your insurance will cover it

This guy is based.

What did he mean by this?

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based

>be 60 yr old asian man
>pretend to know chi and spiritugal pracitces
>"worldly" "citzens of the earth" hippie western women think it's cool getting their chi groped

where can i learn this magic

You'll have to go study under Master Dong

see you in 30 years

Western women are so fucking stupid its sickening. They deserve the rope.

Will they allow a chubby Irish ginger?

only if you have a charming irish accent

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pusy problems

How much does it cost to have Mr Dong finger my butthole?

Silicon Valley investors and CEOs don’t want the normie public to find out the secret healing powers of chink breath

Bostonian is considered the most charming american accent, so that's a YES for me!

>Irish
You're new to this board, aren't you?

You don't decide to get DONGED, the Dong chooses you

Me on top

youtube.com/watch?v=zudx1iYR7ws

what a madman

sumtime tha duckta can hewp

Did she have an orgasm?

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Yeah, just watch her toes

as an old sage said

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D O N G E D

Dong?

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>5 course fancy meal (real porn)
you're a literal boomer, aren't you?

"""""Real""""" porn is absolute dogshit.

Agreed, if you watch enough of that shit you get bored

have sex

She's literally moaning and motioning towards her pussy, what the fuck is wrong with her bf?

Wew lad.

Doubt it, I don't think orgasms from breast stimulation are a thing.

timestamp?

Oh he does. I can't find the video, but in one he was flopping on top of a girl like he was trying to do "the worm" dance.

Virgin detected

this guy is amazing lmfao

This might be the most based thread I've ever seen on int

Fuck, you got me. You know what? Women can also cum from having their eyelids tickled. Oh, and squirting is totally real. If a woman doesn't become a literal dam, she isn't actually having an orgasm, bro.

seething

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Boy he mad

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Have intercourse

...

Calm your tits man, breast orgasms in women are literally a thing, and while the jury's not unanimous on squirting, most signs point to yes. Seeth more fucking incel.

participate in intimate relations

>all these incels who buy into porn memes calling anyone a virgin
Lol, the joke tells itself. These dorks think that if a woman moans she is orgasming, and that the louder the moan, the more intense the orgasm.
Not getting a (you) from me, virgos.

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please have sex

106268245
That's a yikes from me. Big cringe.

@106268245
it's a yikes from me lads