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I think its bullshit, they wont be able to tell. They will be able to tell you are inexperienced but its actually different having sex with different girls cause of hole position and how fat they are so someone who has only had sex one or two times might not do any better.

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Get in here.

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as per the last thread. any bald/balding lads in. Don't be shy. its a part of being a man for many after all

O'Toiligan messing me around lads.
>says hes going to try to extend my notice period when i confided i am going to leave
>inundating me with grunt work but actively denying me developmental opportunities
>told me to bring in my personal laptop when my work one was crashing (and was setting me work that could only be completed by computer).

Will be handing in the ol' 'tice very soon. Will be scheduling a meeting where i say im going to go to the unions about it

i'm a virgin

all girls ask that mate

She will know by the creek of the blood of torn bridle.

So what?

yeh NW2 moving closer to 3 everyday

Don't fucking care you fucking freak

i'm not bald, i have a mature hairline

>mfw knowing that all these pre-marital hand holders will be spending an eternity burning in hell while i'll be guaranteed a place in heaven by god's side for remaining pure

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contrapoints lads

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An old farmer is talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compares Corbyn to a "post tortoise". The young man doesn't understand and asks him what a post tortoise is.

The old man says, "When you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise. You know he didn't get up there by himself. He doesn't belong there; you wonder who put him there; he can't get anything done while he's up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing down.

YASSSSSSS

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few since haven't

dont lump me in with you inferior specimens. i have a full head of thick luscious hair and i intend to keep it that way thank you very much.

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normie fags

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not for me

nice shoulders bender

>I'm not bald, I have a mature headline

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astonishing how hard the youtube right have fucked it by letting literal drag queen freak channels blow up

they had such a massive lead yet they've not budged an inch in years, lots of them are still on about the wage gap and le sjws as if anyone gives a fuck anymore

Any other man get the strong desire to fuck Rory Stewart and then make him PM?

youtube.com/watch?v=qjqeU0knMw8

>They will be able to tell you are inexperienced
A dire prospect give that I am in my early 30s

my ex is still on my mind all the fucking time
just wish this would stop

She's actually one of the decent far left commentators. Still says a lot of shit and has that typical "lgbt superiority" about her talking as if white males are the devil.

have zero memory of this

hairism is the new racism and it is NOT ok

shagged a nigger prossie for 30 euros

i think you meant to write "contrapoint IS ONE OF THE lads"

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dr98RgNjAgg

i was there

Not fond of those videos. Dont disagree with the mssage of most of tem just find the dress up, the weird vaudeville brothel lighting decor and the mentions to non-straight sex disconcerting

didn't realise how many recognisable songs the stranglers had

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who filmed it leaving?

Point yourself out on the chart lads. Otherwise Roll for your future balding pattern

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Do you think Jow Forumsbraincels is going to get removed soon?

>streets of philadelphia starts playing

not really as there are lots of people who don't like sex. if shes a slut then probably shes had a lot worse. If she is inexperienced then you are in the same boat.

where

my entire head is bald

aliums

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you can't even grow bottom centre?

probably reddit is full of hall monitors and something awful diaspora that try to get anything remotely interesting removed

listening to techno

she'll get a good exchange rate if she holds on to that till after we've left

III, terrible honestly ruins my confidence, im only 24

braincels are unironically one of the most misrepresented communities i've ever seen. most of their posts are complaining about other people mislabeling them.

I like to think of it as an elaborate parody

I'm well on the way to 3 and i'm 25. i think in all honestly its one of the better patterns to get. at least you haven't started from the crown like some poor bastards

(8) If I gotta I'ma wait in the rain
Girl, you don't know my pain
And my pockets gotta lotta cocaine
Girl, you don't know my name
If I gotta I'ma wait in the rain
Girl, you don't know my pain
And my pockets gotta lotta cocaine
Girl, you don't know my name (8)

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nah the baldness started there

im an iii vertex man my self

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

incels are the future

>inclined towards revolution
>legitimate grievances with modern world
>increasing in numbers every year

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Still bad though, honestly makes me feel so insecure. Close just to shaving it all, looks like shit anyway but with it gone I feel like it'll give me some comfort

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tbf he was pretty attractive as a guy too

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got a 3inch mushroom like willy

what's the number of revolutions? infinite

met a guy who was V A at your age

Have sex

That unironically got them laid and you're an actual, factual, unironic incel if you don't see the brilliance of that move.

Lol i didnt even used to buy the gf meals

lol congrats on being normal you uninteresting blogging cunt

I haven't been happy since the age of 13, apparently that's normal and cannot be altered since it is related to later stage brain development, which in further means that no accomplishment in the world can emulate the genuine feelings of fulfillment, inner contentment and joy that a child has, and your conceptions of a better life waiting for you just around the corner are vain and unattainable

>That unironically got them laid and you're an actual, factual, unironic incel if you don't see the brilliance of that move.

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i honestly think you are overthinking it. i know its rough but just forge through. i wouldn't shave it off though, might as well hold on to some hair as long as possible.

>that got them laid
0 chance in hell

have you tried getting a nintendo switch?

listening to new wave music

I did but only because she was literally thrid world. Still let her pay sometimes though.

if anything that got them anti-laid

Seethe more diego

well that's the silver lining if you had a shit childhood i guess, things only get better

See I feel like that's worse, just holding on it seems more beta really
rather just bite the bullet and embrace it

>listening to new wave music

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>every person who calls me out is the same person
state

iran. irans so far awaaaayyy

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based

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>listening to "rock" or "metal"

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women and children first