>hey bro. Let me suck your dick real quick
Hey bro. Let me suck your dick real quick
Evan Sanders
Jonathan Roberts
fahk off bender
Ethan Perez
>Sorry, bro, you know I'm straight. I hope this doesn't make our friendship awkward, I don't reciprocate your feelings but your friendship means a lot to me and I'd hate for it to end because of this. Needless to say, I hope you find the right person for you and if some homophobe gives you shit for your sexual orientation, you know I've got your back. Now what do you say if we have a beer to lighten up the mood?
Jeremiah Ward
>well i'm straight, but since it's you, I'll oblige *unzips pants*
Nolan Martinez
Based and truefriendpilled
Angel Williams
haha this was me except it wasnt
I havent talked to my homo childhood friend for over 10 years
Wyatt Bennett
Does this actually happened or just some furfic?
David Campbell
>Not sure if I heard right, what did you just call my friend?
Kevin Harris
Eww gross
Nicholas Young
>You can suck my dick any time bro
Isaiah Lopez
Wow, based
Gabriel Torres
fahk off bender
Charles Morris
>Goddamn that feels so fucking good bro, I'm about to cum already
Jordan Baker
Kay, but make it quick. I’m not a faggot.
Juan Campbell
Aww. Based 100% straight friend.
Gavin Cox
>get away from me before i crush your skull, fag boy
Wyatt Murphy
Chad has some serious dissociative identity disorder
Jaxon Martinez
>a real CHAD like me despises faggots like YOU
Christian Wright
actually a classy way to deal with that situation
Hunter Torres
>What the hell is your problem? Is this how you treat the man that has been your best friend since you were children? He opens up his heart and you just spew your rancid homophobic drivel at him? You don't deserve his friendship, he's been there for you when you hit rock bottom with drugs, he was there for you when you were broke and he offered you his money without caring whether you would give it back, he was there to pick you up when Stacy left you and you jjst wanted to stay in bed, he recommended you to his boss for the very job you're enjoying right now and this is how you pay him back? By being a heartless homophobic fuck? I thought we knew you but I guess we don't. At least you showed your true colors.
>Come on, bro, let's leave this guy here and have a walk so you don't have to see his face. It's ok, bro, cry. Men cry as well.
Caleb Perez
went to a metal show once with some frens, and my obviously gay fren got cheap shotted by some skinheads while in the crowd. this gigantic viking man who was near me noticed the whole thing, he told me to come with him. giant viking guy cleared the way so i could grab my gay fren who was bleeding out of his face, and the viking guy walked up to one of the skinheads and elbowed him in the face the same way the skinhead elbowed my gay fren. skinhead got knocked the fucked out and viking guy pointed at the other two skinheads with a "youre next" gesture and they took off leaving their knocked out fren on the ground. feckin hilarious. love that giant friendly viking dude forever
Sebastian Anderson
OK but please don't bite it like you did last time bro, that really hurt bro
Anthony Russell
>OH, THAT'S IT!!! I will show you what's good, fag lover
Cameron Jones
>Nah bro, can do it myself
Jaxson Watson
>HY-YAH
>*does a flip and kicks you In the face*
>I WARNED YOU! NOW STAY DOWN
Tyler Young
Chad the schizo
i unironically hope the meme evolves to that
Tyler Jenkins
>pfffff, you can't put me down, weakling
Owen Stewart
What a disgusting body.
Bentley Martin
t. low-T beat soyboy ultra cuck